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Thoughts, written down.
« on: May 12, 2019, 10:10:40 PM »
A lot has changed since I last wrote about our club.

13/14 was a thing that happened while I was trapped in a flat, terrified to leave, being physically and emotionally abused. Football was the only happiness I had, and when that Chelsea game happened I was crying because it had pulled the rug from underneath me.

Iím here now, getting married next July. Iíve gone from being a teenager, to being a young woman, to being someone in their late twenties, in the blink of an eye. I joined this forum when I was 20; now Iím pushing thirty. Whereís all that fucking time gone?

Itís mad, isnít it? Time just ticks by, and you donít realise whatís happening, days speed up into weeks and weeks speed up into months, months become years. Istanbul was literally half a lifetime ago for me; the last pot we won was over 7 years ago.

Can I talk to you about Barcelona? Please, let me talk about Barcelona.

That match was like nothing else. We were all there with realism in our heads but fire in our eyes, not wanting Ė how could you want anything when youíre 3-0 down Ė but hoping. Sat there laughing, joking, kidding around but less and less the closer we got to kick-off because there was this weird voodoo creeping into all of us. Voodoo. Iím convinced thatís what Tuesday night was.

Iíll never care about what people think about us again.

When Andrew Robertson clipped Lionel Messi around the back of the head, our local went mad. I think we knew then, in a way Ė that ďweíre not fucking taking this off of yousĒ swagger thing.

1-0.

2-0.

3-0. I collapsed on the seat and stared into space and my fella thought he must have belted me celebrating, because I was staring at the wall slack-jawed, shaking my head, running my fingers through my hair.

4-0, the tears came.

Theyíll never have that. They havenít earned that. They havenít actually earned anything, but fair play all the same.

Where are we all going to be on June 1st? Iíll be dashing home from Bootle as fast as possible on the Friday and then seeing where we go from there. Thereís been more glamorous ties, but it is what it is.

Who the fuck are Spurs? Who the FUCK are Spurs?

Pretenders. Letís cast them back from whence they came.

Where do we go from here?

97 points and the CL final?

I reckon we might just go on to dominate football.

You fucking sign on-singing, royal baby-congratulating, Harry Kane-worshipping, pint-throwing Tory gobshites.

Justice.
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 10:13:57 PM »
 :scarf
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 10:20:15 PM »
I reckon we might just go on to dominate football.

You fucking sign on-singing, royal baby-congratulating, Harry Kane-worshipping, pint-throwing Tory gobshites.

Justice.

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2019, 10:23:50 PM »
Haha nice one Sian, glad things are so much better for you now.

Roll on 1st June. :D

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2019, 10:25:03 PM »
Hahha go ed

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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2019, 10:34:13 PM »
Great to hear and all the best for the future
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2019, 10:39:07 PM »
I really enjoyed that !
Defiance !
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2019, 10:39:45 PM »
Brilliant, nice one Sian

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2019, 10:43:29 PM »
Glad to hear you're in a better place, Sian and wishing you and your special one the greatest of happiness for the future! :wave

As for the rest... 8) :scarf
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2019, 10:43:31 PM »
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2019, 11:02:00 PM »
Brilliant Sian, welcome back.  :wave
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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2019, 11:09:07 PM »
Tell us how you really feel

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2019, 11:13:52 PM »
Tell us how you really feel

I feel that we're the real deal.

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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2019, 11:14:57 PM »
I feel that we're the real deal.

End of thread  ;D

I agree.

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2019, 11:24:49 PM »
Boss that well in.

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2019, 11:27:19 PM »
Best wishes to you  :thumbup

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2019, 11:27:30 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2019, 11:29:08 PM »
Best wishes to you  :thumbup

Married next July? That's a couple of months after our seventh European Cup  :)

Hoping we'll have a league title by then as well ;)

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Re: Thoughts, written down.
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2019, 11:37:43 PM »
A life lived with this team, with these fans, means you have more glorious ways of marking the time as it passes. My son is 4, and he came scampering around the corner this morning as I was watching the game to announce ďyouíll never walk aloneĒ before heading off to play. I started watching this team in 2004, just out of a bad relationship, living in London, and very unhappy. And now 7000 miles, a happy marriage, a child, and the job of my dreams later, I remain grateful to this team, these fans, for helping it all make sense.