Topic: Match Preview: UCL Final Real Madrid v Liverpool [26 May 2018, KO 19:45 GMT]

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

If bayern and juve hadnt have been so wasteful theyd have been absolutely battered.Theyre absolute dogshit in defence.Weve never under pressure like that for 90 minutes over a few matches

Theyre lucky bastards,not resilient

[Linudden]

Sweet Jesus, Real performed similarly to ourselves in their own league this season and yet they leak such sentiments to journalists

[phil236849]

Comical.  The bit about us being weak because Roma came back - did I miss Real Madrid steam-rollering through without any shocks?  Ah, that was different, they used experience, I see...

The bit about Trent and Robbo not being that good because they don't play for Manchester City, Yernited, Chelsea or Spurs.  Hmmm.

It's almost like it has been written to our order!

[Broad Spectrum]

The same Madrid that was seconds from being knocked out of the competition only to be saved by a Benatia brain fart? 

[Dr. Beaker]

They protesteth too much methinks.

[Peabee]

It sounds like they’re shitting it, if they’ve had to ask a local journo write that piece.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Said it before.If were on our game like we have been throughout this run well kick their heads right off.Can see us twatting these

[Chip Evans]

Not even in the top 10 teams in Europe.  They're not even in the top 2 clubs in Scotland.... sorry, I mean Spain.

[sms1986]

Said it before.If were on our game like we have been throughout this run well kick their heads right off.Can see us twatting these

5-0 and Ronaldo to be carried off the pitch sobbing at full time.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

5-0 and Ronaldo to be carried off the pitch sobbing at full time.

haha not even messing but it wouldnt surprise me.Think the football worlds in for a shock.We'll  be the reason theyll spend a billion pounds in the summer

Real Madrid 0 - 5 Liverpool

Doesnt even look far fetched that^

[Dr. Beaker]

I think he'll leave the pitch 'injured' when the outcome becomes obvious.

[Peabee]

haha not even messing but it wouldnt surprise me.Think the football worlds in for a shock.We'll  be the reason theyll spend a billion pounds in the summer

Real Madrid 0 - 5 Liverpool

Doesnt even look far fetched that^

5-0 to us then they get a last minute pen, which Ronaldo misses.

[dudleyred]

Match programme arrived - all getting real!

[sms1986]

Match programme arrived - all getting real!

That's a shame, can you send the Madrid one back and get a Liverpool one?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

5-0 to us then they get a last minute pen, which Ronaldo misses.

*camera shows a shot of his mum in the stands,crying,whilst eating a kebab and chips with extra chilli and a side order of onion rings

meanwhile baby ronaldo is consoled by a giant turkey baster

[dudleyred]

That's a shame, can you send the Madrid one back and get a Liverpool one?

[slaphead]

I know it shouldn't, but that's got under my skin. Bunch of arrogant fuck pots, May not be quotes from the club, but there you have it. Klopp couldn't have been more respectful when talking about them, but I am dreaming of seeing the emotion on the big man's face if we win this.

[dudleyred]

I did not realise Oxlade-Chamberlain was our most experienced champions league player! Shows how well we’ve done compared to relative experience in the competition

[sms1986]

*camera shows a shot of his mum in the stands,crying,whilst eating a kebab and chips with extra chilli and a side order of onion rings

meanwhile baby ronaldo is consoled by a giant turkey baster

 

[Andy82lfc]

*camera shows a shot of his mum in the stands,crying,whilst eating a kebab and chips with extra chilli and a side order of onion rings

[Peabee]

*camera shows a shot of his mum in the stands,crying,whilst eating a kebab and chips with extra chilli and a side order of onion rings

meanwhile baby ronaldo is consoled by a giant turkey baster

 

I reckon he uses a turkey baster for his hair.

[rafathegaffa83]

A lot of this is going to come down to us being focused and not playing nervously/making stupid decisions. All the pressure is on them. They've been poor domestically and this is arguably the last shot this group of Real Madrid players has of winning the CL unless they spend heavily over the next few windows. They are trying to win three in a row, which hasn't been done since the 70s. They are an experienced opponent and it won't be an easy game. The idea that they won't be hungry to win is laughable.

[Zoomers]

Pin it to the dressing room wall. Phone up the tax dodgers and tell them we'll play the final right now.

Add this as well http://www.goal.com/en/news/no-liverpool-player-would-make-real-madrids-team-del-bosque/1b9mgl6ml8ws21c3pva595rsie

[sms1986]

https://www.accuweather.com/en/ua/kyiv/324505/daily-weather-forecast/324505?day=5 weather looks great in Kyiv for the next few days.

[paulrazor]

Pin it to the dressing room wall. Phone up the tax dodgers and tell them we'll play the final right now.

never been so calm and confident. i hope they are!

easiest final they have had? could be a few hold my beer memes come saturday so. they wont get it easy.

crushed by their legend? hmmm ok

boxer with a glass chin? maybe but Madrid cant take punishment either and what about Liverpool's assault? must be like getting hit by a train. they were on the ropes last two rounds against juve and bayern

mediocre? good one!

oh and ask chelsea united and city would they take any of those boys now.

[sms1986]

chelsea united and city

If there had to be an English team in the final, no better team than us to be that team.

[Dave D]

https://en.as.com/en/2018/03/19/football/1521472883_287324.html

Spain's inland revenue has rejected a settlement offer from Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo over charges of tax evasion.

The 33-year-old was accused by Spanish prosecutors last June of defrauding the country's tax authorities of 14.8m euros from image rights income.

https://international-adviser.com/real-madrids-modric-pays-1m-settle-tax-fraud/

Real Madrid’s Modric pays €1m to settle tax fraud

http://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2017/11/28/5a1d5bcb46163fe1798b46bd.html

Marcelo accepts tax fraud culpability and will return half a million euros to authorities

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2004-01-27/zidane-admits-using-creatine-in-juventus-doping/125686

Real Madrid star Zinedine Zidane admitted at the Juventus doping trial in Turin on Monday he took the muscle growth supplement creatine while he played in Italy.

"I took creatine, only when I played for Juventus," the FIFA World Player of the Year told the court.

"It was never the case when I played in France and hasn't happened since I've been playing in Spain.

"It's useful and I need it to play 70 matches a season."

Most of their c*nts taking to the pitch on Saturday should be nowhere near a football pitch.

'When the likes of Real Madrid and Barcelona come knocking you can't say no'. Not if you're a greedy tax dodging c*nt you can't.

[Roady]

It’s all building up nicely. It’s only Tuesday. I am not sure how I’m going to cope until Saturday. I imagine a few bottles of red wine may be consumed between now and then. Come on you mighty reds!

[sms1986]

It’s all building up nicely. It’s only Tuesday. I am not sure how I’m going to cope until Saturday. I imagine a few bottles of red wine may be consumed between now and then. Come on you mighty reds!

As long as you stick to red, none of that white wine!

[Pie Eyed]

"Liverpool probably is not even among the top 10 teams in Europe," says Torres, "because it doesn't have a good goalkeeper. It doesn't have a good defence. It only has one international-class defender—Virgil van Dijk.
Its full-backs are very limited. Maybe they're strong, fast; they're able to do OK in the English Premier League, but none of them signed for Chelsea or Manchester City or Manchester United because they don't have the level to play for those teams. The full-backs for Tottenham Hotspur are much better than Liverpool's.

What the actual fuck?

So our fullbacks are OK, but not even up to City, Untied or Chelsea level?

PIN ALL OF THESE FUCKING ARTICLES TO THE WALL - Then at full-time, find the so-called journalist responsible and make the fuckers eat them... One line at a fucking time, while they cry in to their beer at how we just ripped their unbeatable team to fucking shreds.

Money can buy you a squad, but it can't buy a team (just ask Man Utd)

[Avens]

Anyone else got a funny feeling we're gonna do this?

[sms1986]

Anyone else got a funny feeling we're gonna do this?

I've said a few times, that I think we'll win it if we get to the final.

[sms1986]

[Bobinhood]

These guys are so looking forward to targeting TAA at the back they are going to be stunned when he rips them a new one going forward. Trent and Mo v abandoned space. Weak fullbacks omg looozers got no idea whats about to hit them.

[Living Legends]

2 - 3

I can see them starting well, with a lot of possession and scoring in the first 15/20 mins...

Then at some point, we are going to have our 20-minute purple patch where we bang in 3.

We'll tire towards the end, last 15 or so and they'll perhaps get another one to make it a bit nervy.

But we shall prevail 

[Living Legends]

These guys are so looking forward to targeting TAA at the back they are going to be stunned when he rips them a new one going forward. Trent and Mo v abandoned space. Weak fullbacks omg looozers got no idea whats about to hit them.

Funny thing is their fullbacks are garbage and will cost them the game ultimately 

[sms1986]

2 - 3

I can see them starting well, with a lot of possession and scoring in the first 15/20 mins...

Then at some point, we are going to have our 20-minute purple patch where we bang in 3.

We'll tire towards the end, last 15 or so and they'll perhaps get another one to make it a nervyButd.

But we shall prevail 

We'll have a purple patch, that's for sure. Hopefully we score three or four during it!

[RedSince86]

These guys are so looking forward to targeting TAA at the back they are going to be stunned when he rips them a new one going forward. Trent and Mo v abandoned space. Weak fullbacks omg looozers got no idea whats about to hit them.

That Trent ball to Salah he did against City into the space for the 1st goal at Anfield.

And he did the same ball twice again to Salah for 2 goals against Roma in the 2nd half.

Marcelo goes gung ho and Madrid are getting destroyed.

[Living Legends]

We'll have a purple patch, that's for sure. Hopefully we score three or four during it!

I honestly think we will.

Marcelo is great going forward but when he is MIA the other centre-halves will try and cover as well as their midfielders...

But I can see our lads tying them up in ribbons and it will be a shock to the system for them.

[Nessy76]

"They don't have a competent defence."

Liverpool league goals conceded 17-18: 38
Real Madrid league goals conceded 17-18: 44
Liverpool Champions League goals conceded: 13
Real Madrid Champions League goals conceded: 15

If our defence isn't competent, theirs is utter shite.