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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #321 on: September 30, 2017, 09:21:06 pm »
OK - just bad luck his first two league games  were against City and United.
Still, the board must have know who they were getting when they recruited him.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #322 on: September 30, 2017, 09:26:43 pm »
“We are without Zaha, Benteke and Loftus-Cheek and we lost Scott Dann the day before the game. We are playing with a winger from Wolves at centre‑forward. "

Thats a fucking shocking comment. Though classic him, he's a disgusting man. Then in the next sentence after hanging a lad out to dry he's got the cheek to say “If we can stop the players doubting themselves too much then who knows". Unreal.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #323 on: September 30, 2017, 09:38:01 pm »
This aul c*nt is in his element here, free pass to perform as badly as he can with a list of ready made excuses to completely absolve himself of all blame and walk away at the end with a fat pay off shrugging his shoulders.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #324 on: September 30, 2017, 09:53:15 pm »
''We're shit,the players,the ground,the board,the fans and the fucking tea lady,ALL SHIT but if we can just stop ourselves from thinking that we're so shit we may be OK''

Has he said that it is a marathon and not a sprint yet ?
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #325 on: September 30, 2017, 10:02:55 pm »
''We're shit,the players,the ground,the board,the fans and the fucking tea lady,ALL SHIT but if we can just stop ourselves from thinking that we're so shit we may be OK''

Has he said that it is a marathon and not a sprint yet ?

"Fucking better do this because you are Fucking this up. Kids would Fucking die to wear those Fucknig shirts. You are all so Fucking useless. You gotta prove you can Fucking do this because at the moment you are Fucking losing 2-0 to the Fucking Mancs!!!"

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #326 on: September 30, 2017, 10:03:22 pm »
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #327 on: September 30, 2017, 10:49:24 pm »
The "man" is an absolute shitstain and I am absolutely loving watching him fuck up yet again.  No doubt it not his fault thought, oh no.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #328 on: September 30, 2017, 10:57:15 pm »
We are taking the blows and getting knocked down, but we are attempting to respond and not stay on the canvas.”

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #329 on: September 30, 2017, 10:57:54 pm »
Roy thinks they're making progress...

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #330 on: September 30, 2017, 11:03:46 pm »
Roy thinks they're making progress...
They are.
They're making progress towards being relegated.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #331 on: September 30, 2017, 11:13:19 pm »
Roy thinks they're making progress...
Don't be ignorant. Even Chris Waddle said their shape is good. That's all that matters in football. Once their shape is on point, they'll start smashing through teams like 1970's Brazil
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #332 on: September 30, 2017, 11:16:22 pm »
Waddle is a fucking tit and anything he says should be completely ignored.    :wave

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #333 on: September 30, 2017, 11:19:54 pm »
Any team deserves to go down just by employing this outdated owl. We almost did! Thank God we woke up before it's too late! Can't believe there are so many people believe he is a good coach, including the FA, Stevie and Carra!

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #334 on: September 30, 2017, 11:20:44 pm »
He will be reminding everyone how he took England to two major tournaments soon like it was a big thing.

His list of excuses are amazing.

To be honest he should never have been allowed back in the country after the shameful press conference he gave after the Iceland farce.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #335 on: October 1, 2017, 12:13:38 am »
That comment about Sako being a winger from Wolves is absolutely appalling but you expect no less from hodgson.

Can you imagine what a motivational manager like Klopp would be telling those players? Probably that they are internationals, are PL quality and are good enough to get out of their situation.

Instead they get a 70 year old has been, sorry.. never was, basically saying 'you're from Wolves who are in the league below and that's your level, we're having to make do with you'.

I honestly can't stand the man and when I started this thread I knew it was only a matter of time before he started coming out with disgraceful comments like that, throwing his own players under a bus.

As soon as it's clear that Palace are going down, I'm convinced he'll walk out. If he was the captain of a sinking ship he'd be on the first lifeboat hiding in a dress. c*nt of a man.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #336 on: October 1, 2017, 12:37:43 am »
Grrrrr the man still fucking annoys me to this day. I have no ill will to any other ex manager, but this prick just sparked a hatred.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #337 on: October 1, 2017, 12:55:12 am »
Upcoming fixtures - Chelsea, Newcastle, West Ham, Spurs, Everton, Stoke, Brighton, West Brom. It's not inconceivable that they might not get a sniff of a goal until they get Bournemouth at home on 9th December. Is it also not entirely obvious now that the owl is the worst ever Premier League manager?
would be funny if their first goal and point came against Everton, the time would be incredible!
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #338 on: October 1, 2017, 12:59:41 am »
The BBC Interview is full Hodgson, complete with head wobble!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41456107
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #339 on: October 1, 2017, 01:09:59 am »
The BBC Interview is full Hodgson, complete with head wobble!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41456107


Urrrgh I couldn't get through it all. Boils my piss too much. What a fucking loser.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #340 on: October 1, 2017, 01:17:45 am »
Its amazing how he keeps getting jobs. Staggering.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #341 on: October 1, 2017, 01:19:29 am »
At least that BBC report seems to be taking the piss, so at last the press have clicked on he's a fraud.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #342 on: October 1, 2017, 01:30:58 am »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #343 on: October 1, 2017, 01:52:39 am »
What the actual fuck is he doing in that gif?
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #344 on: October 1, 2017, 01:59:19 am »
What the actual fuck is he doing in that gif?

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #345 on: October 1, 2017, 02:07:37 am »
What the actual fuck is he doing in that gif?

I'm a little teapot short and stout ....

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #346 on: October 1, 2017, 02:43:31 am »
"They drilled a hole into my head here & now I can only take a shit if I remove my hat & jump like this"
The sad thing is, I cannot think of a scenario that makes more sense than this. So it must be true. Shame they stopped drilling!
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #347 on: October 1, 2017, 03:12:21 am »

Can we please keep him?   :lmao





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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #348 on: October 1, 2017, 07:08:35 am »
He's a doddering old fool and the CP board is paying him actual money to be there.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #349 on: October 1, 2017, 07:33:07 am »
And why is the fact he is from Wolves important? Is it to demonstrate he isn't Premier League quality? Why denigrate your own players like that?

Classic from the owl. "We are using a player from Wolves". The fuck has that got to do with anything you dinosaur?

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #350 on: October 1, 2017, 07:47:53 am »
Horrendous flashbacks of when Everton beat us at the pit - seeing him full on smiling and full of glee at the final whistle.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #351 on: October 1, 2017, 08:08:53 am »
Aren't wolves natural enemies of owls?

Ironically, some of the greatest enemies of owls in the wild are other birds of prey, specifically eagles!

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #352 on: October 1, 2017, 08:43:36 am »
The thing that makes me laugh is his actual grinning at the full time whistle.

Horrible man manager.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #353 on: October 1, 2017, 08:59:05 am »
They are.
They're making progress towards being relegated.

They are down already. This guy will not save them, and I wonder how long it will take that joke of a board to realise that. A totally idiotic decision by them. The interview on the BBC brought my nightmares back again. Just horrendous man-management by the fool.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #354 on: October 1, 2017, 09:04:06 am »
Just gutted he came to us, if he'd waited a few years he could have been at United instead of Moyes, now that I would have enjoyed.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #355 on: October 1, 2017, 09:32:41 am »
I honestly believe any manager in Europe could do better than this clown. Including Sunday morning pub teams. I don't even think he is a football manager he just looks like some bloke who used to be in charge of Malmo.

He actually rivals Mourinho in my hate league and that is saying something.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #356 on: October 1, 2017, 09:36:34 am »
It would be hilarious if Palace kept on losing. Can't stand the club and their silly holmesdale ultras.

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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #357 on: October 1, 2017, 09:37:51 am »
Why would you employ this clown though?

The horror stories from players like Torres and Agger when he was here was staggering. He dropped Agger didn't he?
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #358 on: October 1, 2017, 09:54:35 am »
this gut just seems to get even more embarrassing with every new job he takes.
seriously how the fuck was this joke ever in charge of us, more to the point how did we sack rafa for this bellend.
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Re: ''What do you mean do my methods translate?'' - The Roy Hodgson Thread
« Reply #359 on: October 1, 2017, 09:59:53 am »
Why would you employ this clown though?

The horror stories from players like Torres and Agger when he was here was staggering. He dropped Agger didn't he?

He didn't approve of Aggers ball playing from the back.