Topic: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 12th - 13th August

[jillcwhomever]

I love them. I orgasm every time they are mentioned

They're not a patch on FC Sexy.

[swoopy]

*sigh*

2-0

[10 years on]

Lukaku again

[Dench57]

Good signing

[Barneylfc∗]

Drury is loving this 

[Chief Brody]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

[kennedy81]

ffs, WH are a fucking shambles.

[elsewhere]

oh well, game over i suppose. i don't see Westham scoring.

[jillcwhomever]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

[J_Kopite]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

Don't shit your pants, this is West Ham

[pyroparty]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

Well done mate, you must be absolutely buzzing Man Utd are winning and showing them Liverpool fans whats up!

[rawcusk8]

Would love West Ham to get relegated. Useless shithouses, be good to see the back of their hooligan fans too

[Upinsmoke]

Dreadful marking

Seems the marking on set pieces has been getting worse and worse

West ham are terrible because as soon as they lose the ball they are vulnerable

[classycarra]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

You must live a far more fearful and cowardly life than most people I know then!

Nightmare?! Haha

[lukeb1981]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

He always butchered small teams , its against decent sides he does fuck all

[robertobaggio37]

ffs, WH are a fucking shambles.

Wouldn't mind them going down to be honest.

[JCB]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

Kinda helps when the opposing team can't defend a set piece.

[GazDean]

Is he a better striker than Zlatan? No.

Is he a better fit for them lot? Sadly, yes.

[Pistolero]

Drury is loving this 

"Now a man of Manchester without a shadow of a doubt!...make yourself at home sir!"


fuck off you toecurling prick! 

[Chief Brody]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

He did for Everton, don't see why he wouldn't with these.

[Miltonred]

Not feeling too happy about shitcoats shower dominating this game, but things could be worse, I could be a a Chelsea fan watching Matic and Lukaku playing for a bitter rival.

[10 years on]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

How many did he score last year for Everton?
The guys quality there's no doubting it.

[scouseman]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

like to see him do it on a rainy evening in stoke

[Sarge]

Conte letting Matic go to United has me like,

[Nick110581]

West Ham had no game plan

Lakaku getting a bucketload

[clinical]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

There was a reason he was first choice for utd and Chelsea. Mental to think otherwise. But of course people did.

[Shepnois]

Lukaku is gonna score lots and lots of goals for them unfortunately.

[Red-Soldier]

The BBC text comms are fecking loving this!!

You should read some of the stuff on their site 

[classycarra]

Joe Hart has managed to become more of a parody of himself - sitting on his line - than even Shay Given became.

[El Lobo]

I was told this guy was a poor signing.

Many times.

Absolute monster. Fucking nightmare frankly.

[Chief Brody]

Kinda helps when the opposing team can't defend a set piece.

That's basically all but about 3 teams in this league.

[Nick110581]

He always butchered small teams , its against decent sides he does fuck all

So what?

If he scores thirty plus then they will be up there

[Redman78]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

Don't see why he can't, it's not like he's not proved he can score goals in this league

[Dench57]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

you mean like he has for the last 4 seasons?

[jillcwhomever]

How many did he score last year for Everton?
The guys quality there's no doubting it.

He can score goals yes but he always had a quiet spell through a season.

[robertobaggio37]

Perfect

[BOBSCOUSE]

Is it??

For the second sentence it is - I should have dropped the first sentence from the quote but hit Post a bit quick.

[Red-Soldier]

You'd have to be a complete bell to think that Lukaku wasn't going to score lots of goals there.  He scored lots last season and now he's playing with better players.

[Miltonred]

Let's see if he can do it consistently.

Yes. lets see if he can score consistently year in year out in the premier league...wait...oh yeah we already know he can at WBA, and Everton. 

[JCB]

"Now a man of Manchester without a shadow of a doubt!...make yourself at home sir!"


fuck off you toecurling prick! 

I raise you " His first touch is worth 50 million alone" - Lee Dixon on Paul Pogba @ halftime