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LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« on: July 5, 2017, 10:42:41 AM »
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #1 on: July 5, 2017, 10:49:31 AM »
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #2 on: July 5, 2017, 10:52:46 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 5, 2017, 10:53:59 AM »
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #4 on: July 5, 2017, 11:40:43 AM »
Solanke is already training but NO LEAN!?


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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #7 on: July 5, 2017, 06:52:29 PM »



Hover boots!    Excellent.   :D

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #8 on: July 5, 2017, 07:42:51 PM »
That training kit is gorgeous
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #9 on: July 5, 2017, 07:48:41 PM »
Not with BetVictor plastered over it
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #10 on: July 5, 2017, 08:12:28 PM »
Like the training kit very much, dont mind the BV logo.

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #11 on: July 5, 2017, 08:17:53 PM »
All the training stuff is smart as f*ck.
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #12 on: July 5, 2017, 08:37:29 PM »
and the sponsor is grim as fuck..
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #13 on: July 5, 2017, 08:40:15 PM »
I don't get the whining over the training top, its not like we'll see it all that much compared to the actual kit.

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #14 on: July 5, 2017, 08:47:11 PM »
Hover boots!    Excellent.   :D

How and why is he levertating?

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #15 on: July 5, 2017, 08:48:00 PM »
How and why is he levertating?

It's an optical illusion he's leaning forward on the stool behind him...

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #16 on: July 5, 2017, 08:56:15 PM »
It's an optical illusion he's leaning forward on the stool behind him...

 ;D That's what I thought, but then it looked like Clyne was ready to take off!

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #17 on: July 5, 2017, 09:00:49 PM »
;D That's what I thought, but then it looked like Clyne was ready to take off!

I thought he was jumping! ;D

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #19 on: July 5, 2017, 09:08:07 PM »
A belated Birthday surprise for Kloppo  ;D




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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #20 on: July 5, 2017, 09:13:24 PM »
It's an optical illusion he's leaning forward on the stool behind him...
Think these guys are doing the same by the looks of it

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #21 on: July 5, 2017, 09:45:45 PM »
Fair play to Firmino i thought he'd come back looking like a balloon.  Must have danced it all off. 

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #22 on: July 5, 2017, 10:06:15 PM »
Fair play to Firmino i thought he'd come back looking like a balloon.  Must have danced it all off.

Or fucked it off. He got married recently.

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #23 on: July 5, 2017, 11:35:16 PM »
Or fucked it off. He got married recently.

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #24 on: July 5, 2017, 11:50:53 PM »
Or fucked it off. He got married recently.

Having seen his wife, this is very likely.

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #25 on: July 6, 2017, 01:27:47 AM »
I thought he was jumping! ;D

How is he not jumping? :o
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #26 on: July 6, 2017, 01:51:21 AM »
A belated Birthday surprise for Kloppo  ;D


Imagine the uproar if that was an Everton manager and those balloons were red.
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #27 on: July 6, 2017, 05:34:54 AM »
It's an optical illusion he's leaning forward on the stool behind him...

;D That's what I thought, but then it looked like Clyne was ready to take off!

This is going to be that blue/white dress again, isn't it? There's no way he's standing on the stool, he's clearly mid-jump, he's just unusually nonchalant about it. ;D

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #28 on: July 6, 2017, 08:30:43 AM »
he's just unusually nonchalant about it. ;D

When is Danny NOT nonchalant about anything? :D

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #29 on: July 6, 2017, 09:39:17 AM »
Sadio Mané not in the training pictures. Any news on this matter?
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #30 on: July 6, 2017, 10:03:48 AM »
Imagine the uproar if that was an Everton manager and those balloons were red.

They are probably posting this pic on GoT claiming Klopp is a secret Bluenose  ;D
Sadio Mané not in the training pictures. Any news on this matter?

I saw Mohamed Salah, Philippe Coutinho, Adam Lallana, Emre Can, Dejan Lovren, Simon Mignolet and Georginio Wijnaldum have all been given extra time off by a week or two I think so maybe Sadio Mane is part of that group also?
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #31 on: July 6, 2017, 11:22:17 AM »
A belated Birthday surprise for Kloppo  ;D

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #32 on: July 6, 2017, 12:16:33 PM »
Sadio Mané not in the training pictures. Any news on this matter?

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/267529-sadio-mane-injury-update

Sadio Mane remains on course with his rehabilitation from injury.
The forward has been based at Melwood working with the club’s medical team for the majority of the summer after missing the end of 2016-17 following knee surgery in April.
His recovery plan is on schedule and Mane’s condition has looked good as he’s completed outdoor sessions to step up his recuperation programme.
The 25-year-old is on course to join his teammates in the main group of players for pre-season training within a time frame of 10 days after Liverpool’s preparations for the new campaign began on Wednesday.
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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #33 on: July 6, 2017, 12:43:48 PM »

I'm not sure who the guy on the right is, but his lean technique is on fire.

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« Reply #36 on: July 6, 2017, 03:29:29 PM »
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Oh my!

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Re: LFC 2017/2018 Season in pictures.
« Reply #39 on: July 7, 2017, 09:06:28 AM »
Klopp`s hair is great.