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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39880 on: January 14, 2020, 03:00:29 PM »
First two eventualities are all I'm asking for. Fuck what City do, it's irrelevant.

No its not. The more they drop, the earlier we wrap it up ;D

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39881 on: January 14, 2020, 03:01:18 PM »

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39882 on: January 14, 2020, 03:19:48 PM »
Does this thread show as having 999 pages for everyone . . . are the settings the same for all readers?


Emergency !!!


Maybe time to close it and start a new thread before it hits 1000 - they dont deserve such a high thread count - surely that belongs to our own Egyptian.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39883 on: January 14, 2020, 03:34:00 PM »
Does this thread show as having 999 pages for everyone . . . are the settings the same for all readers?


Emergency !!!


Maybe time to close it and start a new thread before it hits 1000 - they dont deserve such a high thread count - surely that belongs to our own Egyptian.

yes 999 for me. Mark of the Red Devil.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39885 on: January 14, 2020, 03:43:56 PM »
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-announce-lego-partnership-13-january-2020

Poor performances on the pitch are whacking them in the back pocket but they always manage to whore themselves out to another brand for a few million in the coffers.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39887 on: January 14, 2020, 03:50:35 PM »
Arsenal missed out there, they’ve got the perfect manager.
Loads of spare parts for Mcguires head though
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39888 on: January 14, 2020, 03:52:09 PM »
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-announce-lego-partnership-13-january-2020

For the first time ever, Manchester United fans can now build and showcase a unique and authentic LEGO® model of the ‘Theatre of Dreams’.

...

Kick-off is on 16 January 2020, when the model will be available directly from LEGO Retail Stores and www.LEGO.com exclusively for LEGO VIP members, with general availability beginning February 1 2020, in time for the stadium’s 110th anniversary.

How can one showcase a "unique" Lego model when they're being put on general sale?  There'll be hundreds of the fucking things.  It's hardly unique then, is it?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39889 on: January 14, 2020, 04:18:03 PM »
Does this thread show as having 999 pages for everyone . . . are the settings the same for all readers?


Emergency !!!


Maybe time to close it and start a new thread before it hits 1000 - they dont deserve such a high thread count - surely that belongs to our own Egyptian.

They should phone the police. There's going to be an absolute battering handed out on Sunday

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39891 on: January 14, 2020, 04:58:19 PM »
1000 pages.



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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39892 on: January 14, 2020, 05:51:32 PM »
1000 Pages about them!   :no :no :no

Just no!   :butt

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39893 on: January 14, 2020, 08:49:18 PM »
Mostly it's Moyes gifs
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39894 on: January 14, 2020, 09:08:46 PM »
1000 Pages about them!   :no :no :no

Just no!   :butt

Pretty much 1000 pages of taking the piss

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39895 on: January 14, 2020, 09:10:42 PM »
Mostly it's Moyes gifs

Plus a few Fellaini dribbles, and condom heads, and Ole, Sir & Cantona on that famous night in Paris, and Oleh at the wheel...................

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39896 on: January 14, 2020, 09:32:00 PM »
Jesus

I made the terrible mistake of going and looking on redcafe

They have truly gone Everton level insane.

The stuff they used to look down their nose at at us saying about them and fergie, basing our entire fanbase on here on. Entire threads devoted to how fucking mental we all are

Its all being screamed from the rooftops by them about us

The exact same shit. It’s so good
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39897 on: January 14, 2020, 09:43:26 PM »
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-announce-lego-partnership-13-january-2020




Like how they trot out their classic "1.1. Billion Fans and Followers".

Once again failing to mention that a "follower" was defined as anyone who watches United games (ie. Everyone who supports a team that plays against them)

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39898 on: January 14, 2020, 09:45:21 PM »
Are they favourites be wolves.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39899 on: January 14, 2020, 11:44:09 PM »
Isn't it +30 seconds fr every goal scored?
So 30*119/60=59.5 extra minutes
That means more goals. 75 more. So 37 minutes more added time...

It's gonna be a LONG game.


Say if we scored every minute and we got half the playing time added each time, eg 45 then 22.5, etc, then the total playing time would be approximately 90*(1+pi^2/6), which would also be the number of goals. 238 goals. But that would include fractions of goals.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39900 on: January 15, 2020, 12:30:25 AM »
Isn't it +30 seconds fr every goal scored?
So 30*119/60=59.5 extra minutes
That means more goals. 75 more. So 37 minutes more added time...

It's gonna be a LONG game.

So if we could score every 29 seconds we could get infinity goals as the game would never end. Let alone substitutions.

Damn that Mane's good!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39901 on: January 15, 2020, 01:28:41 AM »
1000 pages. Well done and may the corners turning carry on!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39902 on: January 15, 2020, 02:43:06 AM »
The kids will have to damage the kit to make it look like the current shithole

Maybe they plan to fix the the real one using lego.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39903 on: January 15, 2020, 07:21:00 AM »


Quoting this from page 1. Never forget.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39904 on: January 15, 2020, 08:06:40 AM »

Say if we scored every minute and we got half the playing time added each time, eg 45 then 22.5, etc, then the total playing time would be approximately 90*(1+pi^2/6), which would also be the number of goals. 238 goals. But that would include fractions of goals.

Ah, someone did the math!

So if we could score every 29 seconds we could get infinity goals as the game would never end. Let alone substitutions.



I like this :D

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39905 on: January 15, 2020, 08:08:43 AM »
1000 pages. Well done and may the corners turning carry on!

Maybe that is the problem. They're turning corners so quickly and often, they're all a bit dizzy.

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I wonder if Cantona will be back to contribute on this thread after his skiing trip.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39907 on: January 15, 2020, 10:59:42 AM »
So have they bought that Fernandes fella yet? Will he play against us?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39908 on: January 15, 2020, 12:41:03 PM »
So have they bought that Fernandes fella yet? Will he play against us?

Nah, Looks like they want to keep him till they play Benfica this week so he will probably join them next week.

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« Reply #39909 on: January 15, 2020, 01:56:38 PM »
Are they sure they are signing the right Fernandes, Spurs are also linked with one in this window?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39910 on: January 15, 2020, 02:51:53 PM »
Spurs have already got their Fernandes.
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« Reply #39911 on: January 15, 2020, 03:58:34 PM »
We don't need Fernandes for the Anfield game, we don't play big away games in a style that suits or requires a silky AM. More likely he's announced the day after if we lose
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39912 on: January 15, 2020, 04:25:45 PM »
We don't need Fernandes for the Anfield game, we don't play big away games in a style that suits or requires a silky AM. More likely he's announced the day after if we lose

So tomorrow then... ;)
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« Reply #39913 on: January 15, 2020, 04:37:02 PM »
Lovin' the optimism Tony.  8)

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39914 on: January 15, 2020, 08:53:38 PM »
What a load of shit
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« Reply #39915 on: January 15, 2020, 09:26:25 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

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« Reply #39916 on: January 15, 2020, 09:36:55 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

Don't think it's really an injury. Just an in-game knock.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39917 on: January 15, 2020, 09:39:31 PM »
Looks like they're getting their excuses in early with the Rashford injury.

Sent him on to pretend to be injured

He’s playing

Not that he’s Messi mind. Dunno who I’d want out if you asked me

Maybe one of the CB’s as Jones would play then. Literally gaurenteeing a win
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« Reply #39918 on: January 15, 2020, 09:50:46 PM »
It's a mind game combined with an excuse. Make us think he's out, fool us by putting him in. And when they get smashed regardless, they can ifithadnabbenferRashfordbeinglessthan100%...

Win-win (without winning-winning)

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39919 on: January 15, 2020, 09:51:33 PM »
Don't think it's really an injury. Just an in-game knock.

Doesn't matter. Even if he was 60% fit, he'd risk him on Sunday. Ole is a little weasel who couldn't give a flying fuck about United or the United way. He cares only for himself.