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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32400 on: August 12, 2019, 09:00:39 AM »
The parking space issue speaks volumes. Ferguson's probably still turning up frequently enough to make this an ongoing dilemma....otherwise, why would anybody give a fuck?

I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32401 on: August 12, 2019, 09:06:33 AM »
But that’s something with a connection to his house he lived in for years so can get that. 

The parking spot is just that, the current managers parking spot. The sentimentality for Oleh surely the rest of the training ground which he had a connection to from training there as a player.

It’s just plain weird.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32402 on: August 12, 2019, 09:11:55 AM »
There was a really really odd comment from Solskjaer after the game....


He said ‘we're working on finding style that suits us, suits the players we have’...

Now, I’m no coach (and I know some of you are).. but isn’t it the job of the coaching team to decide on a style, buy players to suit it and spend the preseason coaching them to achieve it?

Or am I being unreasonable?

It certainly is odd. I seem to remember him, and the fans, talking about bringing back the much fabled “United way”.  They didn’t mind not winning all the time, remember, the fans and media lost patience with the other managers for not playing “the right way”.

Seeing as that’s the case I assume they’re all disgruntled this morning because, despite winning 4-0, Manchester United had less possession at Old Trafford than the visitors, and they sat there inviting Chelsea on to them so they could counter attack.  That’s not the all out attack, swashbuckling, two wingers carving open the opposition at will, approach they all reckoned is United’s trademark.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32403 on: August 12, 2019, 09:16:41 AM »
Good win. We will lose to Wolves if we perform like that again. Lots of luck. Midfield nonexistent and Pereira a nothing player. We already knew this but didn't buy to compensate.

Pundits on the Sky broadcast called the style of play "off the cuff" and I think that sums up Manchester United under OGS very well.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32404 on: August 12, 2019, 09:18:55 AM »
There was a really really odd comment from Solskjaer after the game....


He said ‘we're working on finding style that suits us, suits the players we have’...

Now, I’m no coach (and I know some of you are).. but isn’t it the job of the coaching team to decide on a style, buy players to suit it and spend the preseason coaching them to achieve it?

Or am I being unreasonable?

That's absolutely mind-blowing. A sign that they are a rudderless ship. And it's fucking hilarious.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32405 on: August 12, 2019, 09:36:30 AM »
Wants weird about it is there’s only one way you can play with that squad - a low block and counter attack.
He keeps wanting them to press which is a nonsense, the midfield isn’t athletic or quick enough
As soon as they dropped off in the second half then looked to counter they looked much better

Problem for them is in this league if you want top 4 you’ve got to dominate the dross - don’t think they’re set up to do that at all
They weren’t that high against Chelsea ....

If they have a low block and press then ultimately it will fail..

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32406 on: August 12, 2019, 09:40:07 AM »
Ole-Gunnar looked like he couldn't believe they won at the final whistle. He was trying his hardest to suppress a big grin.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32407 on: August 12, 2019, 09:41:14 AM »
As expected Utd are back winning the league. Maguire imperious, Rashford the world's best.

I thought they would make a good start but first six weeks of any season usually produces odd results as it does as the arse end. However, on the positive side if it keeps Ole there it can only be a good thing.


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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32408 on: August 12, 2019, 09:55:29 AM »
I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.
I think if Solskjaer wins a major trophy managing United, the parking space issue will turn into a warm anecdote passed down the generations until we're all walking around in space suits with jet-packs etc...

If he doesn't win them a major trophy, history will document it as another lament about the Ferguson 'shadow' and how it was still psychologically crippling the successive generations.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32409 on: August 12, 2019, 10:20:52 AM »
Apparently, Daniel James’s dad died while he was negotiating his United contract this summer. Chuffed for the lad now that he scored (I wondered why he was so emotional after the goal, it seemed more than just a debut thing). Takes a strong person to go through that at 21 and score on his debut at OT.
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« Reply #32410 on: August 12, 2019, 10:54:08 AM »
Missus watched this when she got home last night on MOTD. I avoided the game part, having already suffered it during the day, but sadly caught the pundits, what they fuck were they smoking? They were all pumped up over that shitshow and talking about Herman Munster in the same way you would talk about Virgil, he seriously got MOTM? He moves like a fucking oil tanker and that midfield of their will get destroyed by a hell of a lot of the League - if Wolves play like they did last season, the bubble will burst very very quickly.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32411 on: August 12, 2019, 11:14:59 AM »
I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.

It's just standard brown nosing and deference, appealing to fans sentimentality. All very much English things, not Norwegian.

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« Reply #32412 on: August 12, 2019, 11:27:22 AM »
Missus watched this when she got home last night on MOTD. I avoided the game part, having already suffered it during the day, but sadly caught the pundits, what they fuck were they smoking? They were all pumped up over that shitshow and talking about Herman Munster in the same way you would talk about Virgil, he seriously got MOTM? He moves like a fucking oil tanker and that midfield of their will get destroyed by a hell of a lot of the League - if Wolves play like they did last season, the bubble will burst very very quickly.

Get used to it during any win. Actually during any game - they want NEED to big up the most expensive defender in the world, playing for their favorite team, who happens to be English. Even during losses - it won't be his fault.

And good for James given his situation etc. - but that was a massive deflection. Kepa was there and then the deflection took it away from him.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32413 on: August 12, 2019, 12:13:46 PM »
I think if Solskjaer wins a major trophy managing United, the parking space issue will turn into a warm anecdote passed down the generations until we're all walking around in space suits with jet-packs etc...

If he doesn't win them a major trophy, history will document it as another lament about the Ferguson 'shadow' and how it was still psychologically crippling the successive generations.
Yeah pretty much. It's all dictated by victories. He wins and none of that dumb shite matters. Thing is this team, and particularly it's midfield, is not going to win major trophies as things stand

We needed Bruno or Ndombele or anybody in midfield badly. We will be desperately searching for a RW in January I think. This counter attack with the terrible technique on display from the players yesterday will suffer against clinical teams.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32414 on: August 12, 2019, 12:16:31 PM »
Hes talking about their clothing, music and snapchat accounts.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32415 on: August 12, 2019, 12:22:09 PM »
They'll come crashing back down to earth when Wolves turn them over next week.

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« Reply #32417 on: August 12, 2019, 12:47:34 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32418 on: August 12, 2019, 01:01:17 PM »
Ole-Gunnar looked like he couldn't believe they won at the final whistle. He was trying his hardest to suppress a big grin.

If we'd beaten Chelsea 4-0 at home, then I think Klopp would have had a big grin as well.


As poor as Chelsea were and as fortunate as Manchester United were - 4-0 against someone expected to be easily among the top four is an excellent result.

Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32419 on: August 12, 2019, 01:25:47 PM »
If we'd beaten Chelsea 4-0 at home, then I think Klopp would have had a big grin as well.


As poor as Chelsea were and as fortunate as Manchester United were - 4-0 against someone expected to be easily among the top four is an excellent result.

Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..

I'd try and clarify what I mean, but since English isn't my 1st language I struggle to do so. Whilst Klopp would smile and be happy, it'd be because of the plan working like he thought and sheer joy. OGS smiled more out of disbelief, like a poker player pulling out a 3 outer on the river.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32420 on: August 12, 2019, 01:36:10 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32422 on: August 12, 2019, 01:50:49 PM »
They’re gonna win everything! Even the world cup
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32423 on: August 12, 2019, 02:01:50 PM »
One Liverpool player 😂 Crooks is bantz turned up to 11, also Ederson, after his team wins 5-0, the licence fee pays this biffs wages for his expert opinion, what a time to be alive

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32424 on: August 12, 2019, 02:08:59 PM »
Pretty sure he only put Ederson in so that he could question his neck tattoo.
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« Reply #32425 on: August 12, 2019, 02:35:15 PM »
I'd say they even fancy their chances in the World Snooker Championship

They have a good chance! They got new signings and everything.

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« Reply #32426 on: August 12, 2019, 05:28:33 PM »
They’re gonna win everything! Even the world cup
Doubt it mate. Spurs were handed all the titles when they showed an interest in Dybala. Everyone's resigned to playing for runners up spots this year. Imagine if they'd signed him and how much more they'd have won

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« Reply #32427 on: August 12, 2019, 09:19:01 PM »
I love that they’ve already forgotten what twats they looked after a few games of the Molde one, and have gone full swagger again.
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« Reply #32428 on: August 12, 2019, 09:51:19 PM »
Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..

I think we know which of those two options they will go for. The one with the most 'swagger'.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32429 on: August 12, 2019, 09:56:57 PM »
If we'd beaten Chelsea 4-0 at home, then I think Klopp would have had a big grin as well.


As poor as Chelsea were and as fortunate as Manchester United were - 4-0 against someone expected to be easily among the top four is an excellent result.

Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..

Kloppo would have had a grin for a completely different reason though.  He'd actually expect our boys to win and he'd be very proud of them for doing so.  Ole was probably flabbergasted by the result. ;D 
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« Reply #32430 on: August 13, 2019, 12:04:41 AM »
Took them one game to return to full delusion

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« Reply #32431 on: August 13, 2019, 12:05:09 AM »
Pretty sure he only put Ederson in so that he could question his neck tattoo.

Yeah he does this a lot, puts players in just so he can take a dig. He's done it a few times with us when he has something snarky to say about Klopp, but he just comes off looking a prick as usual.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32432 on: August 13, 2019, 12:11:29 AM »
Took them one game to return to full delusion

Parker: Wan Bissaka is the best RB in the league ahead of Trent
It's hilarious how they are back to the 70s already. Anyone who they signed was automatically declared the best in the country or even the world in his position. Strange how this Bissaka fella wasn't seen as the best in the country last season, but suddenly now is after just one game for the Mancshite.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32433 on: August 13, 2019, 12:26:46 AM »
Took them one game to return to full delusion

Parker: Wan Bissaka is the best RB in the league ahead of Trent

Ferdinand: Dybala didn't have the minerals to play for the mancs

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32434 on: August 13, 2019, 12:30:14 AM »
Took them one game to return to full delusion

Parker: Wan Bissaka is the best RB in the league ahead of Trent

Ferdinand: Dybala didn't have the minerals to play for the mancs

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32435 on: August 13, 2019, 12:36:06 AM »
Shaw is very very slow
Appearances can be deceiving, pre-PSV injury Shaw was absolutely rapid.  Even now, don’t recall Shaw getting beaten for pace often.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32436 on: August 13, 2019, 12:40:17 AM »
Appearances can be deceiving, pre-PSV injury Shaw was absolutely rapid.  Even now, don’t recall Shaw getting beaten for pace cake often.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32437 on: August 13, 2019, 12:44:58 AM »
Appearances can be deceiving, pre-PSV injury Shaw was absolutely rapid.  Even now, don’t recall Shaw getting beaten for pace often.

Take it up with your fitness coaches, not RAWK. Maybe he's quick enough over short distances, but according to what Lukaku shared he is one of the slowest over the distance they were measuring.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32438 on: August 13, 2019, 12:59:02 AM »
Took them one game to return to full delusion

Parker: Wan Bissaka is the best RB in the league ahead of Trent

Ferdinand: Dybala didn't have the minerals to play for the mancs

Wan Bissaka is the best RB I've ever seen at stepping on the ball and struggling to control it. Very few players that can't do these simple things make it at the top level.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32439 on: August 13, 2019, 01:01:06 AM »
Wan Bissaka is the best RB in the league ahead of Trent
Depends what you value more from your fullbacks.  Based solely on defending, AWB is the best RB in the PL.  If you want your fullbacks bombing forward, then obviously TAA is your man.  I'd give the edge to TAA based on last season's output and also his defending is prolly higher quality than AWB's attacking tbf.  AWB can certainly improve on the attacking front, and important to consider he was never asked to do much attacking at Palace.  Both young and talented, England appears set at RB for the foreseeable future.
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