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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32400 on: August 12, 2019, 04:01:01 AM »
Diverting little tidbit in the Mail (yes, I know) today.

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Ed Woodward has encouraged Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to start parking in the manager's spot at Manchester United's Carrington training ground.

The Norwegian was reluctant to use the space, given he saw it as 'the gaffer's (Mr. Ferguson's) spot' which he did not feel comfortable with taking.

However, executive vice chairman Woodward, perhaps wary of continued jibes that United live in the past, or perhaps of the radical opinion that the manager should park in the manager's parking space, is keen for the club to move forward and has made his feelings known.

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« Reply #32401 on: August 12, 2019, 04:09:52 AM »
Diverting little tidbit in the Mail (yes, I know) today.

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That's why Edwood "Woody" Woodwouldwood gets paid the big bucks. A shrewd move.
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« Reply #32402 on: August 12, 2019, 04:15:43 AM »
That's why Edwood "Woody" Woodwouldwood gets paid the big bucks. A shrewd move.

It's a results business, and the players probably thought the club hadn't hired a manager to replace Mourinho given that the parking space was invariably empty since last December. They needed to realize that the gnome in the human suit wasn't just there for ornamental purposes and that there was more to him than chirping "We are Man United" in a high-pitched voice.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32403 on: August 12, 2019, 05:05:50 AM »
With all the hullabo about VAR, defenders wrapping 2 arms around and blatant holding is ok I guess as long as it's outside the box because refrees will let it go. This is what the MOM absolute bargain defender and United's shiny new toy did just before the second goal.

Expect.a.lot.of such shithousery against us and commentators going Gaga over solid old school defenders.

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« Reply #32404 on: August 12, 2019, 06:22:29 AM »
It works both ways - you can impose a style and buy the players to fit, or you can have some general principles of play, and adapt the rest to the players you have. Getting caught between the two stools is what catches most English/British managers out

but ole isnt british isnt he. thats what makes him special.

he's ole from molde!

got to admin the scoreline flatters them a bit. every counter attack seems to end up in the net. hope it's unsustainable.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32405 on: August 12, 2019, 06:27:51 AM »
It works both ways - you can impose a style and buy the players to fit, or you can have some general principles of play, and adapt the rest to the players you have. Getting caught between the two stools is what catches most English/British managers out

Or Hardly any of the players are players he brought in ?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32406 on: August 12, 2019, 07:23:09 AM »
but ole isnt british isnt he. thats what makes him special.

he's ole from molde!

got to admin the scoreline flatters them a bit. every counter attack seems to end up in the net. hope it's unsustainable.

Of course it is. Both teams were awful, and united won't be gifted that much space every week, and they won't come against such an ineffective attacking side every week either.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32407 on: August 12, 2019, 07:38:28 AM »
Loving the media reaction this morning - full of words like 'destruction', 'rout', Utd's front line looking dangerous this season etc.

Any front line with pace is going to look dangerous when the opposition centrebacks are stood on the halfway line all game you numpties.

I can't even begin to imagine how many chances we'd create if Salah and Mane had a whole half a pitch to run into.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32408 on: August 12, 2019, 08:28:42 AM »
The parking space issue speaks volumes. Ferguson's probably still turning up frequently enough to make this an ongoing dilemma....otherwise, why would anybody give a fuck? An "empty space" set aside for the person who holds the role is just that.

It's not fucking 'haunted' and it's not like it's Ferguson's pipe, slippers and hobnobs somebody wants to re-purpose for themselves, or that cosy, warm side of the bed next to his missus. It's a parking space. Ferguson's got a statue full of birdshit permanently parked outside the ground, and a stand with his name on it.

Perhaps the parking space in question isn't individually 'named' and just says "Manager" in which case, get it named you twats, and let Ferguson and everybody else know [especially Solskjaer] that it's now a transient piece of estate which is automatically inherited by the person the players must currently call 'gaffer.'

I still think it's a combination of Ferguson still turning up however, and Solskjaer being well aware of this, and feeling like a twat displacing him after the many aeons he's been habitually using it.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32409 on: August 12, 2019, 08:30:56 AM »
Now that they have the league wrapped up, we can just be grateful they aren't in the CL.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32410 on: August 12, 2019, 08:40:09 AM »
There was a really really odd comment from Solskjaer after the game....


He said ‘we're working on finding style that suits us, suits the players we have’...

Now, I’m no coach (and I know some of you are).. but isn’t it the job of the coaching team to decide on a style, buy players to suit it and spend the preseason coaching them to achieve it?

Or am I being unreasonable?

Wants weird about it is there’s only one way you can play with that squad - a low block and counter attack.
He keeps wanting them to press which is a nonsense, the midfield isn’t athletic or quick enough
As soon as they dropped off in the second half then looked to counter they looked much better

Problem for them is in this league if you want top 4 you’ve got to dominate the dross - don’t think they’re set up to do that at all

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« Reply #32411 on: August 12, 2019, 09:00:17 AM »
They've been irrelevant for a few years, but now that they're champions, it brings back all the reasons why I hate them. Have to put with their smug fans going on about how they're the biggest club in London now. Still congrats to Ole for his spirit of 99, roll on 2021 

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32412 on: August 12, 2019, 09:00:39 AM »
The parking space issue speaks volumes. Ferguson's probably still turning up frequently enough to make this an ongoing dilemma....otherwise, why would anybody give a fuck?

I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.

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« Reply #32413 on: August 12, 2019, 09:06:33 AM »
But that’s something with a connection to his house he lived in for years so can get that. 

The parking spot is just that, the current managers parking spot. The sentimentality for Oleh surely the rest of the training ground which he had a connection to from training there as a player.

It’s just plain weird.

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« Reply #32414 on: August 12, 2019, 09:11:55 AM »
There was a really really odd comment from Solskjaer after the game....


He said ‘we're working on finding style that suits us, suits the players we have’...

Now, I’m no coach (and I know some of you are).. but isn’t it the job of the coaching team to decide on a style, buy players to suit it and spend the preseason coaching them to achieve it?

Or am I being unreasonable?

It certainly is odd. I seem to remember him, and the fans, talking about bringing back the much fabled “United way”.  They didn’t mind not winning all the time, remember, the fans and media lost patience with the other managers for not playing “the right way”.

Seeing as that’s the case I assume they’re all disgruntled this morning because, despite winning 4-0, Manchester United had less possession at Old Trafford than the visitors, and they sat there inviting Chelsea on to them so they could counter attack.  That’s not the all out attack, swashbuckling, two wingers carving open the opposition at will, approach they all reckoned is United’s trademark.

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« Reply #32415 on: August 12, 2019, 09:16:41 AM »
Good win. We will lose to Wolves if we perform like that again. Lots of luck. Midfield nonexistent and Pereira a nothing player. We already knew this but didn't buy to compensate.

Pundits on the Sky broadcast called the style of play "off the cuff" and I think that sums up Manchester United under OGS very well.
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« Reply #32416 on: August 12, 2019, 09:18:55 AM »
There was a really really odd comment from Solskjaer after the game....


He said ‘we're working on finding style that suits us, suits the players we have’...

Now, I’m no coach (and I know some of you are).. but isn’t it the job of the coaching team to decide on a style, buy players to suit it and spend the preseason coaching them to achieve it?

Or am I being unreasonable?

That's absolutely mind-blowing. A sign that they are a rudderless ship. And it's fucking hilarious.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32417 on: August 12, 2019, 09:36:30 AM »
Wants weird about it is there’s only one way you can play with that squad - a low block and counter attack.
He keeps wanting them to press which is a nonsense, the midfield isn’t athletic or quick enough
As soon as they dropped off in the second half then looked to counter they looked much better

Problem for them is in this league if you want top 4 you’ve got to dominate the dross - don’t think they’re set up to do that at all
They weren’t that high against Chelsea ....

If they have a low block and press then ultimately it will fail..

Shaw is very very slow, McGuire isn’t that quick, and really only WB has genuine pace in that back line
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« Reply #32418 on: August 12, 2019, 09:40:07 AM »
Ole-Gunnar looked like he couldn't believe they won at the final whistle. He was trying his hardest to suppress a big grin.
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« Reply #32419 on: August 12, 2019, 09:41:14 AM »
As expected Utd are back winning the league. Maguire imperious, Rashford the world's best.

I thought they would make a good start but first six weeks of any season usually produces odd results as it does as the arse end. However, on the positive side if it keeps Ole there it can only be a good thing.


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« Reply #32420 on: August 12, 2019, 09:55:29 AM »
I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.
I think if Solskjaer wins a major trophy managing United, the parking space issue will turn into a warm anecdote passed down the generations until we're all walking around in space suits with jet-packs etc...

If he doesn't win them a major trophy, history will document it as another lament about the Ferguson 'shadow' and how it was still psychologically crippling the successive generations.
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« Reply #32421 on: August 12, 2019, 10:20:52 AM »
Apparently, Daniel James’s dad died while he was negotiating his United contract this summer. Chuffed for the lad now that he scored (I wondered why he was so emotional after the goal, it seemed more than just a debut thing). Takes a strong person to go through that at 21 and score on his debut at OT.
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« Reply #32422 on: August 12, 2019, 10:54:08 AM »
Missus watched this when she got home last night on MOTD. I avoided the game part, having already suffered it during the day, but sadly caught the pundits, what they fuck were they smoking? They were all pumped up over that shitshow and talking about Herman Munster in the same way you would talk about Virgil, he seriously got MOTM? He moves like a fucking oil tanker and that midfield of their will get destroyed by a hell of a lot of the League - if Wolves play like they did last season, the bubble will burst very very quickly.

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« Reply #32423 on: August 12, 2019, 11:14:59 AM »
I am not sure if its a cultural thing but when I was holidaying in Bergen Norway, I encountered a couple of instances where I thought they are very sentimental about their life experiences especially if it bought them good luck and happiness. The most obvious one was at the place where we stayed. It was a modern concrete building and at various sections in the house, there were wooden beams that looked visually appealing. But the owner later told us that the beams from his old house where he grew up and was staying for 35 years. And while building the new house, he didnt want to leave the old house behind. So he took with him, certain sections of the strong beams and had them incorporated into the new house. It had a sentimental effect to him.

I dont know/understand if a parking spot could be considered sentimental. But if it is, I wouldnt blame him. Maybe its a "Norway" thing.

It's just standard brown nosing and deference, appealing to fans sentimentality. All very much English things, not Norwegian.

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« Reply #32424 on: August 12, 2019, 11:27:22 AM »
Missus watched this when she got home last night on MOTD. I avoided the game part, having already suffered it during the day, but sadly caught the pundits, what they fuck were they smoking? They were all pumped up over that shitshow and talking about Herman Munster in the same way you would talk about Virgil, he seriously got MOTM? He moves like a fucking oil tanker and that midfield of their will get destroyed by a hell of a lot of the League - if Wolves play like they did last season, the bubble will burst very very quickly.

Get used to it during any win. Actually during any game - they want NEED to big up the most expensive defender in the world, playing for their favorite team, who happens to be English. Even during losses - it won't be his fault.

And good for James given his situation etc. - but that was a massive deflection. Kepa was there and then the deflection took it away from him.

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« Reply #32425 on: August 12, 2019, 12:13:46 PM »
I think if Solskjaer wins a major trophy managing United, the parking space issue will turn into a warm anecdote passed down the generations until we're all walking around in space suits with jet-packs etc...

If he doesn't win them a major trophy, history will document it as another lament about the Ferguson 'shadow' and how it was still psychologically crippling the successive generations.
Yeah pretty much. It's all dictated by victories. He wins and none of that dumb shite matters. Thing is this team, and particularly it's midfield, is not going to win major trophies as things stand

We needed Bruno or Ndombele or anybody in midfield badly. We will be desperately searching for a RW in January I think. This counter attack with the terrible technique on display from the players yesterday will suffer against clinical teams.
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« Reply #32426 on: August 12, 2019, 12:16:31 PM »
Hes talking about their clothing, music and snapchat accounts.

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« Reply #32427 on: August 12, 2019, 12:22:09 PM »
They'll come crashing back down to earth when Wolves turn them over next week.

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« Reply #32429 on: August 12, 2019, 12:47:34 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32430 on: August 12, 2019, 01:01:17 PM »
Ole-Gunnar looked like he couldn't believe they won at the final whistle. He was trying his hardest to suppress a big grin.

If we'd beaten Chelsea 4-0 at home, then I think Klopp would have had a big grin as well.


As poor as Chelsea were and as fortunate as Manchester United were - 4-0 against someone expected to be easily among the top four is an excellent result.

Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32431 on: August 12, 2019, 01:25:47 PM »
If we'd beaten Chelsea 4-0 at home, then I think Klopp would have had a big grin as well.


As poor as Chelsea were and as fortunate as Manchester United were - 4-0 against someone expected to be easily among the top four is an excellent result.

Manchester United have an opportunity to learn lessons, use the result in their favour and press on. The worst thing they can do is think they have cracked it and they are the best team in the league. That might kick them up the arse sooner rather than later..

I'd try and clarify what I mean, but since English isn't my 1st language I struggle to do so. Whilst Klopp would smile and be happy, it'd be because of the plan working like he thought and sheer joy. OGS smiled more out of disbelief, like a poker player pulling out a 3 outer on the river.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32432 on: August 12, 2019, 01:36:10 PM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32434 on: August 12, 2019, 01:50:49 PM »
They’re gonna win everything! Even the world cup
I'd say they even fancy their chances in the World Snooker Championship
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32435 on: August 12, 2019, 02:01:50 PM »
One Liverpool player 😂 Crooks is bantz turned up to 11, also Ederson, after his team wins 5-0, the licence fee pays this biffs wages for his expert opinion, what a time to be alive

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This keeper has nerves of steel. Quite apart from playing passes with his feet inches from his goalline, Ederson is very capable of making match-winning saves.

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Did you know? Ederson made three saves against West Ham

So in a game where they won 5-0, and he made 3 saves, in what world were any of them considered match-winning? Surely he could have nipped off for a couple of pints and come back at full time to a 5-3 win.
Oh it comes to Divock Origi... he's won the European Cup for Liverpool! The man who cut down Barcelona has taken Tottenham down in Madrid! And it's dreamland worrying times for Liverpool Football Club. Shame really.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32436 on: August 12, 2019, 02:08:59 PM »
Pretty sure he only put Ederson in so that he could question his neck tattoo.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32437 on: August 12, 2019, 02:35:15 PM »
I'd say they even fancy their chances in the World Snooker Championship

They have a good chance! They got new signings and everything.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32438 on: August 12, 2019, 05:28:33 PM »
They’re gonna win everything! Even the world cup
Doubt it mate. Spurs were handed all the titles when they showed an interest in Dybala. Everyone's resigned to playing for runners up spots this year. Imagine if they'd signed him and how much more they'd have won

There was talk on here that UEFA and FIFA were gonna give them 3 cups for each Title
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32439 on: August 12, 2019, 09:19:01 PM »
I love that they’ve already forgotten what twats they looked after a few games of the Molde one, and have gone full swagger again.
Or he could read Babu's Twitter threads, which is where I get my opinions from