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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25600 on: April 15, 2019, 06:59:17 PM »
Agree with your sentiments primarily, although we do like a good rousing version of "Fuck off Chelsea FC" whenever we play them. At least we're singing about the team we're actually playing at the time though.

Half of that song is about us, to be fair.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25601 on: April 15, 2019, 07:06:42 PM »
I expect this lot to bend over for City and say "How long and how deep sir?"

I knew there was a reason there was that dildo at Old Trafford at the weekend.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25602 on: April 15, 2019, 07:08:39 PM »
I knew there was a reason there was that dildo at Old Trafford at the weekend.

He's their manager. Show some respect.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25603 on: April 15, 2019, 07:10:15 PM »
He's their manager. Show some respect.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25604 on: April 15, 2019, 07:10:39 PM »
They won't have a say in who or where they want the league to go, simply put, they're shit and city will trounce them, not a problem. Our only 'hope' is Leicester or Spurs, which, says more abar man united than it does about controlling our own destiny.

They're shit, and they will stay shit for some time.

Even shit teams upset the odds at times.

I do think City will drop points and it will be Burnley, Spurs and Leicester who they do it against.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25605 on: April 15, 2019, 07:15:24 PM »
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25606 on: April 15, 2019, 07:26:11 PM »
Three of my best workmates support Everton, Arsenal and Yernited, naturally the Bitter Blue and Yinited supporters want Abu Dhabi PR to win out of spite, but the Arsenal fan wants us to win, simply because we're a proper club.
Yeah Arsenal supporters are proper. Most Arsenal supporters I know would want us to win the league- however they are mostly focussed on their own season.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25607 on: April 15, 2019, 08:41:36 PM »
Saw a post on the caf the other week asking what fans would want in the following scenario:
1. PL final positions: 1st Liverpool, 2nd City, 3rd Arsenal, 4th Man U, 5th Spuds, 6th Chelsea
2. Chelsea win the Europa
3. Liverpool are playing Spurs in the CL final - who do you want to win?

Quite funny.  ;D

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25608 on: April 15, 2019, 08:43:04 PM »
Looked at the table and United are 6th again. :lmao

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25610 on: April 15, 2019, 09:53:28 PM »
Looked at the table and United are 6th again. :lmao

The fan base is totally sixth of it by now.

But at least they really need the points against city.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25611 on: April 15, 2019, 09:56:34 PM »
They will still end the season with a medal:

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25612 on: April 15, 2019, 10:01:29 PM »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25613 on: April 15, 2019, 10:20:00 PM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25614 on: April 15, 2019, 11:00:28 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25615 on: April 15, 2019, 11:10:11 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

Insane attitude to have, a game in hand is only a positive if you get points with it and they need to be ahead of more than just chelsea for a top 4 place.

It comes across as a rationalisation for them not being good enough and not going to get anything anyway, so with a bit of rotation they can try and claim they had some influence on the league.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25616 on: April 15, 2019, 11:16:40 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

He really isnt very bright. If Arsenal beat Palace and Wolves and Utd beat Everton and lose to City then they will be 5 points behind Arsenal come Wednesday night with 3 games to play.

They could be closer to Spurs but their last 4 games are at home against Brighton, West Ham and Everton and away to Bournemouth.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25617 on: April 15, 2019, 11:19:33 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

Wasn’t saying any of this before Chelsea game

He honestly thought we’d go down there. Now it’s got a bit real

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25618 on: April 15, 2019, 11:29:27 PM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25619 on: April 15, 2019, 11:35:52 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

It's jam packed between 6th and 3rd.  Neville is gambling that the other teams will also drop points - probably Spurs to City - which will open the back door to 4th place for them.  The question is whether it's a gamble they can take.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25620 on: April 15, 2019, 11:40:54 PM »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?

Exactly, that is all a part of his cunning plan.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25621 on: April 15, 2019, 11:43:48 PM »
Ole won't park in the manager's parking spot?  WTF.  That's hilariously cringey, we have nothing to worry about.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25622 on: April 16, 2019, 12:07:51 AM »
"Breaking news".

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was involved in a protracted motorway chase on the  m6 earlier today. When police questioned the Norwegian about his failure to stop on the appropriately named road he replied, "I couldn't park on the hard shoulder out of respect for the gaffer". The investigation is ongoing.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25623 on: April 16, 2019, 12:40:08 AM »
"Breaking news".

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was involved in a protracted motorway chase on the  m6 earlier today. When police questioned the Norwegian about his failure to stop on the appropriately named road he replied, "I couldn't park on the hard shoulder out of respect for the gaffer". The investigation is ongoing.

Protracted motorway chase on the M6th, you say?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25624 on: April 16, 2019, 12:52:16 AM »
He really isnt very bright. If Arsenal beat Palace and Wolves and Utd beat Everton and lose to City then they will be 5 points behind Arsenal come Wednesday night with 3 games to play.

They could be closer to Spurs but their last 4 games are at home against Brighton, West Ham and Everton and away to Bournemouth.

Lets be real here Arsenal aint beating Wolves away. They struggled against a 10 man Watford after being gifted a goal. They are woeful away from home.

In saying that Man Utd cannot afford to rest players as Everton and Chelsea wont be easy wins at all. Neville doesnt want us them to win but i can guarantee that Ole wants to beat City and wants Top 4 and so do his players.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25625 on: April 16, 2019, 01:41:19 AM »
Exactly, that is all a part of his cunning plan.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25626 on: April 16, 2019, 01:51:46 AM »
I think it's less about the money and more on just wanting to leave the club? Why not go to PSG and play in the CL

He might think he can actually improve PSG so the would get through the semis/quarters whatever, but who is he going to replace there?

Verratti, Paredes, Di Maria, Draxler or Nkunku? (not counting Rabiot as he's gone, we just don't know where)

He propably won't make the matchday squad at PSG, just picking up a big fat paycheck.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25627 on: April 16, 2019, 04:53:09 AM »
He might think he can actually improve PSG so the would get through the semis/quarters whatever, but who is he going to replace there?

Verratti, Paredes, Di Maria, Draxler or Nkunku? (not counting Rabiot as he's gone, we just don't know where)

He propably won't make the matchday squad at PSG, just picking up a big fat paycheck.
Why wouldn't you count Rabiot when he's clearly the one he's being brought in to replace  :D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25628 on: April 16, 2019, 06:11:49 AM »
The Norwegian Moyes better get top 4. They can't really afford to drop points
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25629 on: April 16, 2019, 06:52:51 AM »
Neville is a fucking idiot. They need to put in a shift against every team from now until the end of the season. What's the guarantee that they'll even beat Chelsea if they rest players against City? I can't see Solksjaer doing his reputation any good if they have to play in the Europa League next season. Of course I'm saying that with more hope than anything else but if they do end up throwing the game because of some bitter rivalry then it'll show how far they've fallen.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25630 on: April 16, 2019, 07:56:38 AM »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25631 on: April 16, 2019, 07:57:56 AM »
Opportunity for another title change to "Ole is STILL the manager and car parking attendant at Manchester United!!"?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25632 on: April 16, 2019, 07:58:55 AM »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

Let's see what momentum does for them tonight.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25633 on: April 16, 2019, 08:01:17 AM »
Any truth in Koulibaly rumour? Surely he's going to have plenty of offers from top clubs with Champion League football? Joining this shower of shite, with mediocre manager and no Champion League football, would be a very stupid career move for him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25634 on: April 16, 2019, 08:17:38 AM »
Lets be real here Arsenal aint beating Wolves away. They struggled against a 10 man Watford after being gifted a goal. They are woeful away from home.

In saying that Man Utd cannot afford to rest players as Everton and Chelsea wont be easy wins at all. Neville doesnt want us them to win but i can guarantee that Ole wants to beat City and wants Top 4 and so do his players.

The same Watford who came from 2-0 down to beat Wolves in the FA Cup semi final? Arsenal were poor last night, but results are not guaranteed. Shows why Ratboy failed as a Manager.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25636 on: April 16, 2019, 08:24:36 AM »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

From his perspective, what does he care of United end up in Europa next season?
He'd take that if Liverpool don't win the league and City end up losing in the Championsleague.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25637 on: April 16, 2019, 08:27:31 AM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25638 on: April 16, 2019, 08:33:31 AM »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

He’s an agenda driven prick who will say whatever suits.  Case on point on Sunday when Jesus scores at the near post his reaction is ‘keeper had no chance’ but you can bet that if it suited him to slag off a team/keeper he’d be saying ‘should never be beaten at the near post’
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25639 on: April 16, 2019, 08:41:22 AM »
United need to win every game to get top 4, even if they do that its not guaranteed.
The problem for Liverpool is if United lose to Everton on the weekend, which is very possible, then with top 4 looking very unlikely there wont be a split in the fans, all doing a Spurs/Everton and cheering on the opposition at old Trafford, how they have fallen.