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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25560 on: April 15, 2019, 11:05:17 AM »
If City drop points against Spurs, then United will get thumped by City, miss out on top 4, and see Liverpool win the league.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25561 on: April 15, 2019, 11:12:33 AM »
If City drop points against Spurs, then United will get thumped by City, miss out on top 4, and see Liverpool win the league.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25562 on: April 15, 2019, 11:13:22 AM »
I don't really browse United forums so I don't know how representative that sentiment is. My Manc mate was desperate for us to beat Chelsea and thereby aid their chance of a top-4 finish, and actually prefers us to win the league against the petro-dollars. But he is 65 and old-school.

One of my two Man Utd supporting mates was also desperarte for us to beat Chelsea. He really doesn't want Man City to win the treble/quadruple. He also doesn't see a rivalry between Man Utd and Liverpool.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25563 on: April 15, 2019, 11:13:34 AM »
Yeah, I'd never give up on the prospect of CL qualification to stop anyone winning the league. There might be a silver lining in losing (i.e. it stops a rival winning the league) but I'd never want my team to lose. I can't bring myself to do it. I think truly, that's one of the biggest things that makes us different from a lot of fans.

And other fans are so weird. I was watching the Palace v City game yesterday and what I found so odd was that City was 2-0 up, coasting and all I could hear was them singing their rip off version of Allez, Allez and the Gerrard song. And yesterday during our game, all we sang about was ourselves, our team and our players. I dunno, I can't think of a time I've seen us or heard us be that obsessed with another team.

It is something that makes me immensely proud to be a Liverpool fan.
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They fear if we get one it would open the floodgates and we'd quickly usurp their 20 titles and they have come to realise that Solskjaer is not the Messiah he's just a pretty shite manager!
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25564 on: April 15, 2019, 11:16:23 AM »
If City drop points against Spurs, then United will get thumped by City, miss out on top 4, and see Liverpool win the league.
I'm hoping for a City win on Wednesday as that means all Spurs will have to concentrate on is getting in the top four of the League, don't want them getting distracted and resting players in order to concentrate on the CL as a means of qualification
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25565 on: April 15, 2019, 11:18:57 AM »
I don't really browse United forums so I don't know how representative that sentiment is. My Manc mate was desperate for us to beat Chelsea and thereby aid their chance of a top-4 finish, and actually prefers us to win the league against the petro-dollars. But he is 65 and old-school.

manc mate i know in his 60s feels the same - he said theres no good outcome to the league this year, he just wants them to get CL football for next year. he can't bring himself to want us to win the league but he does like klopp and how we've assembled this squad - hates the way city have gone about it.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25566 on: April 15, 2019, 11:24:15 AM »
Apparently it's taken him 4 months to figure out that his players aren't fit enough :lmao. I could have told him that when he came in. I think it's funny how he seems to have forgotten that against us they even had subs being subbed off and eventually ran out of subs meaning Rashford had to stay on.

He's not the most observant of people is he?

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25567 on: April 15, 2019, 11:33:57 AM »
Apparently it's taken him 4 months to figure out that his players aren't fit enough

Been a few years now since they had to run dem laps.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25568 on: April 15, 2019, 12:25:00 PM »
Solkjaer is small time by pandering to Fergie and constantly talking about the past, clinging to past glory. Focus on the now and the future Ole or otherwise, you have no future
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« Reply #25569 on: April 15, 2019, 12:43:37 PM »
Utd need something positive from city and chelsea games. They can't put all their eggs in one basket and try and get something from stamford bridge.

Home advantage might just do it but the team look like mid table mediocrity and their defence is hopeless.

We beat utd to give Leeds the title many years ago so anything is possible.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25570 on: April 15, 2019, 12:55:41 PM »
Utd need something positive from city and chelsea games. They can't put all their eggs in one basket and try and get something from stamford bridge.

Home advantage might just do it but the team look like mid table mediocrity and their defence is hopeless.

We beat utd to give Leeds the title many years ago so anything is possible.


Both games are at home

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25571 on: April 15, 2019, 12:59:14 PM »
If they just surrender and miss out on CL, it can have much bigger consequences for them. Their best player wants to leave them because he wants to win trophies(or get paid Sanchez money). If they don't have CL, they will definitely risk losing De Gea and few others. They will also have harder time recruiting players too.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25572 on: April 15, 2019, 01:00:30 PM »
Solkjaer is small time by pandering to Fergie and constantly talking about the past, clinging to past glory. Focus on the now and the future Ole or otherwise, you have no future

To be fair to him, his knowledge and experience comes from the Fergie era. And with Phelan on his side, I can see why he is clinging on to the past. He wants to recreate the same environment of invincibility in 2019/20 as 1999/00.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25573 on: April 15, 2019, 01:01:02 PM »
Fucking hell, Baldrickesque quote from Solskjaer!!!

“We have a decent plan. I hope it’s decent – it’s a plan anyway.”

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25574 on: April 15, 2019, 01:07:44 PM »

Both games are at home


Forgot about the Everton game aswell.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25575 on: April 15, 2019, 01:09:32 PM »
 ;D He's a lunatic. He's 50% Hodgsonesque quotes and the other 50% is banging on about Ferguson and the "Manchester United way". I'll take a wild guess at his plan. Barely leave their own half and wait to concede, they may get forward enough after for Rashford to have a few aimless 40 yard punts.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25576 on: April 15, 2019, 01:17:15 PM »
If they just surrender and miss out on CL, it can have much bigger consequences for them. Their best player wants to leave them because he wants to win trophies(or get paid Sanchez money). If they don't have CL, they will definitely risk losing De Gea and few others. They will also have harder time recruiting players too.

They may have a tough enough time recruiting even with CL. Sure, money will sway a lot of players, but given the choice, I doubt a lot of top players would choose to play for Solskajaer. He comes across as such a weak character devoid of personality.  Let alone the fact he has proven nothing as a coach yet. 
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25577 on: April 15, 2019, 01:26:37 PM »
They may have a tough enough time recruiting even with CL. Sure, money will sway a lot of players, but given the choice, I doubt a lot of top players would choose to play for Solskajaer. He comes across as such a weak character devoid of personality.  Let alone the fact he has proven nothing as a coach yet. 

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25578 on: April 15, 2019, 01:32:37 PM »
One of my two Man Utd supporting mates was also desperarte for us to beat Chelsea. He really doesn't want Man City to win the treble/quadruple. He also doesn't see a rivalry between Man Utd and Liverpool.

One of my best Manc mates, just texted me saying that they'll take Europa League just as long as we don't win the title.

But then one of the lads I play footie with, is a life long Manc as well and he wants us to beat City to the title.


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« Reply #25579 on: April 15, 2019, 01:38:34 PM »
They need CL footie rather than Thursday Europa. That hinges on transfers and any possibility of top 4.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25580 on: April 15, 2019, 02:06:54 PM »
My Manc mate says they'd rather see us win the league than see City win the quadruple, as do most of their fans by now, apparently.

Problem is, they've gone shite right at the wrong moment. So even if they try and win this one now, I just can't see it happening.
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« Reply #25581 on: April 15, 2019, 03:02:40 PM »
Three of my best workmates support Everton, Arsenal and Yernited, naturally the Bitter Blue and Yinited supporters want Abu Dhabi PR to win out of spite, but the Arsenal fan wants us to win, simply because we're a proper club.
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« Reply #25582 on: April 15, 2019, 03:09:27 PM »
I expect this lot to bend over for City and say "How long and how deep sir?"

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« Reply #25583 on: April 15, 2019, 03:59:26 PM »
I expect this lot to bend over for City and say "How long and how deep sir?"

Sounds like Ole and Fergus...
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« Reply #25584 on: April 15, 2019, 04:33:26 PM »
He wants to recreate the same environment of invincibility in 2019/20 as 1999/00.
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« Reply #25585 on: April 15, 2019, 04:40:53 PM »
If we have to choose between CL or helping Utd win the league, I am certain what would be our priority. Not sure about Utd though ... the auld fans would go for CL but the more bitter youger set of fans would rather see their team slog in Europa as long Liverpool is denied the League

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« Reply #25586 on: April 15, 2019, 04:47:24 PM »
Not denying what you’re saying mate, but are there actually Yernited fans out there who would prefer a City title to them finishing top 4?

They are effectively wanting that to happen by hoping to lose to City, they are not in a strong enough position for top 4 if they keep dropping points.

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« Reply #25587 on: April 15, 2019, 05:11:56 PM »
Yeah, I'd never give up on the prospect of CL qualification to stop anyone winning the league. There might be a silver lining in losing (i.e. it stops a rival winning the league) but I'd never want my team to lose. I can't bring myself to do it. I think truly, that's one of the biggest things that makes us different from a lot of fans.

And other fans are so weird. I was watching the Palace v City game yesterday and what I found so odd was that City was 2-0 up, coasting and all I could hear was them singing their rip off version of Allez, Allez and the Gerrard song. And yesterday during our game, all we sang about was ourselves, our team and our players. I dunno, I can't think of a time I've seen us or heard us be that obsessed with another team.

It is something that makes me immensely proud to be a Liverpool fan.

Agree with your sentiments primarily, although we do like a good rousing version of "Fuck off Chelsea FC" whenever we play them. At least we're singing about the team we're actually playing at the time though.

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« Reply #25588 on: April 15, 2019, 05:27:06 PM »
They are effectively wanting that to happen by hoping to lose to City, they are not in a strong enough position for top 4 if they keep dropping points.

They probably NEED to win all their remaining games to get top 4. Because they have to play Chelsea, if Chelsea win all 4 remaining games, Utd cannot top them. Same if Arsenal can manage to win their remaining 6 games, they cannot top them.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25589 on: April 15, 2019, 05:31:50 PM »
Fucking hell, Baldrickesque quote from Solskjaer!!!

“We have a decent plan. I hope it’s decent – it’s a plan anyway.”

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25590 on: April 15, 2019, 05:37:39 PM »
They probably NEED to win all their remaining games to get top 4. Because they have to play Chelsea, if Chelsea win all 4 remaining games, Utd cannot top them. Same if Arsenal can manage to win their remaining 6 games, they cannot top them.

If United don’t get anything from the City game then don’t think they have any option but to beat Chelsea or they’ll probably be out of the running for 4th. That’s far from a guarantee.

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« Reply #25591 on: April 15, 2019, 05:48:39 PM »
If United don’t get anything from the City game then don’t think they have any option but to beat Chelsea or they’ll probably be out of the running for 4th. That’s far from a guarantee.

Arsenals maximum is 81, Chelsea have a maximum of 78 pts and the Mancs is 79.All 3 of them have no choice but to look at winning every game.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25592 on: April 15, 2019, 05:53:49 PM »
They won't have a say in who or where they want the league to go, simply put, they're shit and city will trounce them, not a problem. Our only 'hope' is Leicester or Spurs, which, says more abar man united than it does about controlling our own destiny.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25593 on: April 15, 2019, 05:59:38 PM »
Thing is Solskjaer doesn't want to finish Top 4 as he feels those positions belong to Ferguson
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« Reply #25594 on: April 15, 2019, 06:05:18 PM »
Liverpool goalkeeper Alisson Becker has equalled David de Gea's single season Premier League clean sheet record of 18, and still has four games left in the season to top it.

The Brazilian goalkeeper equalled the record - also held by former Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart - after preventing Chelsea from scoring during Liverpool's 2-0 win over the Blues on Sunday at Anfield.

The clean sheet was not easy to come by though, with Alisson forced to save from close range a number of times as momentum switched after the home side had grabbed their second.

The record holder for the most clean sheets in a single Premier League season is Petr Cech's record of 24 in 38 games, while former Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina has the second best record, with 20.

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« Reply #25595 on: April 15, 2019, 06:13:37 PM »
Thing is Solskjaer doesn't want to finish Top 4 as he feels those positions belong to Ferguson

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25596 on: April 15, 2019, 06:20:01 PM »
They won't have a say in who or where they want the league to go, simply put, they're shit and city will trounce them, not a problem. Our only 'hope' is Leicester or Spurs, which, says more abar man united than it does about controlling our own destiny.

They're shit, and they will stay shit for some time.

Pretty much agree with this. I actually think that Burnley will give City a tougher game.

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« Reply #25597 on: April 15, 2019, 06:20:37 PM »
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« Reply #25598 on: April 15, 2019, 06:26:18 PM »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25599 on: April 15, 2019, 06:33:34 PM »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?

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