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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25400 on: April 12, 2019, 12:12:03 AM »
True story... I actually lost a bet in a game of pool to my manc supporting cousin 2 years ago. The forfeit at the time was that if I won, he had to come on a night out wearing a Liverpool shirt. If he won, then I would have to come on a night out wearing a Man Utd shirt. I've been ducking out of doing it since. He doesn't know it yet, but I've decided that on April 24th, I'm going to make good on my end of the bargain, don the red and black, go down his local, and absolutely roar these horrible fuckers on against City. To say that I can't wait to see the look on his face is quite an understatement. The sense of schadenfreude will be beautiful.

I'd never wear a Manc shirt. Then again I'd never make a stupid fucking bet like that either.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25401 on: April 12, 2019, 12:30:00 AM »
I'd never wear a Manc shirt. Then again I'd never make a stupid fucking bet like that either.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25402 on: April 12, 2019, 02:49:53 AM »
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60-70 mins it was all United apparently. No idea why they only had 33% procession then.




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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25403 on: April 12, 2019, 04:11:05 AM »
Pic's or it didn't happen  ;D

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25404 on: April 12, 2019, 07:06:05 AM »
I'd never wear a Manc shirt. Then again I'd never make a stupid fucking bet like that either.

It's not making the bet that was the problem..........
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25405 on: April 12, 2019, 07:29:44 AM »
True story... I actually lost a bet in a game of pool to my manc supporting cousin 2 years ago. The forfeit at the time was that if I won, he had to come on a night out wearing a Liverpool shirt. If he won, then I would have to come on a night out wearing a Man Utd shirt. I've been ducking out of doing it since. He doesn't know it yet, but I've decided that on April 24th, I'm going to make good on my end of the bargain, don the red and black, go down his local, and absolutely roar these horrible fuckers on against City. To say that I can't wait to see the look on his face is quite an understatement. The sense of schadenfreude will be beautiful.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25406 on: April 12, 2019, 08:59:14 AM »
I'd never wear a Manc shirt. Then again I'd never make a stupid fucking bet like that either.

I refused to wear one for Charity when some fucking idiot suggested it in work.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25407 on: April 12, 2019, 09:18:31 AM »
I once wore one when I was about 7 in primary school because I had thrown up over my clothes and it was the only thing in lost property that fit me. I proceeded to throw up all over that too and got to go home.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25408 on: April 12, 2019, 09:28:15 AM »
The honeymoon looks to have ended earlier than expected. They are delusional enough to think that Golum is the right man to rebuild their squad. Actually they don't need to rebuild, in reality they wouldn't swap any of our players for theirs, or so they say ;D. Hope De Gea holds on tight this summer so that he can leave on a free the following summer. He looks like his head isn't there anymore.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25409 on: April 12, 2019, 09:43:31 AM »
It's not making the bet that was the problem..........

Yeh.......being shit at pool was the problem.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25410 on: April 12, 2019, 10:14:45 AM »
I once wore one when I was about 7 in primary school because I had thrown up over my clothes and it was the only thing in lost property that fit me. I proceeded to throw up all over that too and got to go home.

When we had our first son, someone in her family bought a Man Utd bib for him, club crest right in the middle. I always put it on him and rubbed food and puke all over the badge.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25411 on: April 12, 2019, 10:37:32 AM »
Need them to beat West Ham so they put pressure on Spurs and it will force both of them to go for points against Man City.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25412 on: April 12, 2019, 10:55:28 AM »
True story... I actually lost a bet in a game of pool to my manc supporting cousin 2 years ago. The forfeit at the time was that if I won, he had to come on a night out wearing a Liverpool shirt. If he won, then I would have to come on a night out wearing a Man Utd shirt. I've been ducking out of doing it since. He doesn't know it yet, but I've decided that on April 24th, I'm going to make good on my end of the bargain, don the red and black, go down his local, and absolutely roar these horrible fuckers on against City. To say that I can't wait to see the look on his face is quite an understatement. The sense of schadenfreude will be beautiful.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25413 on: April 12, 2019, 10:59:40 AM »
Need them to beat West Ham so they put pressure on Spurs and it will force both of them to go for points against Man City.

Yeah...that's fine and all but don't place any hopes on Spurs getting something from the league game. Even if they find themselves ahead they will Spurs it. Fuckers picked the wrong game to get something out of City. :)
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« Reply #25414 on: April 12, 2019, 12:03:26 PM »
Remember when their fans saying Sanchez could be their best signing post Fergie era? It just looks so amusing now.

Actually I don't, but this post made me happy anyway  :wave

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25415 on: April 12, 2019, 12:08:06 PM »
I know most wouldn't want these in the semi's of the European cup, but i'd love it.....over two legs? We're miles better than them....it'd be brilliant to destroy their European dreams

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25416 on: April 12, 2019, 12:11:13 PM »
I'd never wear a Manc shirt. Then again I'd never make a stupid fucking bet like that either.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25417 on: April 12, 2019, 01:16:38 PM »
True story... I actually lost a bet in a game of pool to my manc supporting cousin 2 years ago. The forfeit at the time was that if I won, he had to come on a night out wearing a Liverpool shirt. If he won, then I would have to come on a night out wearing a Man Utd shirt. I've been ducking out of doing it since. He doesn't know it yet, but I've decided that on April 24th, I'm going to make good on my end of the bargain, don the red and black, go down his local, and absolutely roar these horrible fuckers on against City. To say that I can't wait to see the look on his face is quite an understatement. The sense of schadenfreude will be beautiful.

This is brilliant.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25418 on: April 12, 2019, 01:44:46 PM »
Liverpool are in advanced talks with Nike over a new long-term kit deal which is expected to exceed the value of Manchester United's £750m agreement with Adidas and become the biggest ever struck by a Premier League club. (ESPN FC)

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25419 on: April 12, 2019, 02:05:25 PM »
Why is this c*nt banging on about getting 15 points from last 6?

Surely he should be saying, they want 18 points.

Just an odd thing to say.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25420 on: April 12, 2019, 02:10:44 PM »
Why is this c*nt banging on about getting 15 points from last 6?

Surely he should be saying, they want 18 points.

Just an odd thing to say.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25421 on: April 12, 2019, 02:45:52 PM »
He said couple weeks ago he wants 15 points from last seven matches to guarantee top four

If they lose this weekend he’ll still be asking for 15 points

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25422 on: April 12, 2019, 05:47:01 PM »
Why is this c*nt banging on about getting 15 points from last 6?

Surely he should be saying, they want 18 points.

Just an odd thing to say.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25423 on: April 12, 2019, 06:16:00 PM »
I'm not so sure. It's no different is it to the 40points target or whatever to avoid relegation.
If it's still 15 they need, with 4 games to go, then it will be interesting to see what he says then. Although of course the landscape might have changed by then (hopefully with them having picked up 3 points vs City!)
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25424 on: April 12, 2019, 07:21:42 PM »
I'm not so sure. It's no different is it to the 40points target or whatever to avoid relegation.
If it's still 15 they need, with 4 games to go, then it will be interesting to see what he says then. Although of course the landscape might have changed by then (hopefully with them having picked up 3 points vs City!)

Well he will have to accept no Champions League next season and shift all the blame onto Mourinho for giving him to big a gap to make up.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25425 on: April 12, 2019, 07:53:08 PM »
Why is this c*nt banging on about getting 15 points from last 6?

Surely he should be saying, they want 18 points.

Just an odd thing to say.

He'd be mouthing about 6 points from 9 possible, if one of those games would be lubing his norwegian anus against their city rivals.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25426 on: April 12, 2019, 08:11:39 PM »
Apparently they offered Hererra £200,000 a week and he turned it down.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25427 on: April 12, 2019, 08:13:18 PM »
Apparently they offered Hererra £200,000 a week and he turned and fell down.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25428 on: April 12, 2019, 08:21:23 PM »
Why is this c*nt banging on about getting 15 points from last 6?

Surely he should be saying, they want 18 points.

Just an odd thing to say.

He should be talking about taking things one game at a time.  You know, like the decent managers do.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25429 on: April 12, 2019, 08:53:49 PM »
Apparently they offered Hererra £200,000 a week and he turned it down.


So he's not just a snide little prick. He's a snide little prick who vastly over rates himself. He's not even in the top ten premier league midfielders.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25430 on: April 12, 2019, 08:56:00 PM »

So he's not just a snide little prick. He's a snide little prick who vastly over rates himself. He's not even in the top ten premier league midfielders.

Not doubting that he’s a snide little prick, but why should he accept £200k when he see Sanchez earning 500k despite playing a whole lot more than him? Plus he knows that by becoming a free agent he’ll get a big fat signing on fee and a pay rise elsewhere, and probably for a better club.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25431 on: April 12, 2019, 09:30:35 PM »
Not doubting that he’s a snide little prick, but why should he accept £200k when he see Sanchez earning 500k despite playing a whole lot more than him? Plus he knows that by becoming a free agent he’ll get a big fat signing on fee and a pay rise elsewhere, and probably for a better club.
yup, Sanchez set the bar, even taking into account the lower fee inflating the wage a bit their top players like de gea/pogba should be looking at £400k minimum to stay

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25432 on: April 12, 2019, 10:12:47 PM »
I think it's less about the money and more on just wanting to leave the club? Why not go to PSG and play in the CL
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25433 on: April 12, 2019, 10:27:33 PM »
Not doubting that he’s a snide little prick, but why should he accept £200k when he see Sanchez earning 500k despite playing a whole lot more than him? Plus he knows that by becoming a free agent he’ll get a big fat signing on fee and a pay rise elsewhere, and probably for a better club.

Well if the rumour mill is to be believed (it rarely is) and PSG want him, then he might get 200+ but I seriously doubt he's inundated with offers. We're not talking about an elite player here. Sanchez wages are a legitimate benchmark for top players like DeGea. But Herrera?  There's literally dozens of better midfielders in the world. He's not even among United's best midfielders.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25434 on: April 12, 2019, 11:43:36 PM »
They're a strange bunch... Listened to Goldstein demanding they sell Pogba and swap him for Bale. Reckons that all the players they bought to supplement him should have been enough. Yet he cannot say which of them have actually lived up to their job eg sanchez. The crazy part s he tthinksPogba is worth more than they paid for him!!
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25435 on: April 12, 2019, 11:57:25 PM »
The bizarre thing is I think they’d be able to persuade a team like Real or PSG that he’s actually worth that.

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« Reply #25436 on: April 12, 2019, 11:58:19 PM »
What is a fair market (so, no Ed Woodward) value for Pogba this summer with a year on his contract?  I'd say £75m
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25437 on: April 13, 2019, 12:01:11 AM »
What is a fair market (so, no Ed Woodward) value for Pogba this summer with a year on his contract?  I'd say £75m

He’s got 2 years this summer hasn’t he?

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25438 on: April 13, 2019, 12:44:06 AM »
He’s got 2 years this summer hasn’t he?

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25439 on: April 13, 2019, 12:50:40 AM »
They're a strange bunch... Listened to Goldstein demanding they sell Pogba and swap him for Bale. Reckons that all the players they bought to supplement him should have been enough. Yet he cannot say which of them have actually lived up to their job eg sanchez. The crazy part s he tthinksPogba is worth more than they paid for him!!
£140M he feels its fair for Paul

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Who is Goldstein?