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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22840 on: January 29, 2019, 10:11:39 pm »
Checks table............ You will never guess who's 6th
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22841 on: January 29, 2019, 10:11:48 pm »
Lingard's penalty is a carbon copy of what happened to Salah against Newcastle (and the other game too). But for Lingard it's a stonewall penalty. For Salah it's a dive.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22842 on: January 29, 2019, 10:15:37 pm »
Checks table............ You will never guess who's 6th
There is a difference between just being 6th and being solid 6th, have some respect!
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22843 on: January 29, 2019, 10:15:39 pm »
And normal service restored
Yep.

A 'plucky' famous draw, though. It'll be dressed up as a galliant comeback. Fantastic character. Winning...without winning. It's all marvelous stuff, but who gives a fuck about these hasbeens now after that result earlier.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22844 on: January 29, 2019, 10:16:48 pm »
How is Lingard not diving there? The agenda against Salah could not be more blatant.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22845 on: January 29, 2019, 10:17:39 pm »
Lingard's penalty is a carbon copy of what happened to Salah against Newcastle (and the other game too). But for Lingard it's a stonewall penalty. For Salah it's a dive.

Yep, exactly that. Clearly pundits and fans are hypocritical c*nts. If one was a dive, then so was this

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22846 on: January 29, 2019, 10:20:00 pm »
Lingard's penalty is a carbon copy of what happened to Salah against Newcastle (and the other game too). But for Lingard it's a stonewall penalty. For Salah it's a dive.
One rule for English players, another rule for foreign players. No point even getting annoyed by it, the media are xenophobic twats and always will be.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22847 on: January 29, 2019, 10:22:58 pm »
6th
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22848 on: January 29, 2019, 10:26:52 pm »
According to the caf there ought to have been 90 mins added and two stonewall pens. Ok.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22849 on: January 29, 2019, 10:27:36 pm »
Reversion to the mean

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22850 on: January 29, 2019, 10:32:39 pm »
yes, waiting for even the mention of soft penalty by media/pundits....my guess is will keep waiting...waiting, not going to happen

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22851 on: January 29, 2019, 10:33:20 pm »
6th

Can't believe they've climbed all those league places since Ole took charge.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22854 on: January 29, 2019, 10:45:21 pm »
They're fucking baaaaaack. Scraping draws against bottom feeder sides during Fergie/Ole time, let the good times roll.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22855 on: January 29, 2019, 10:55:35 pm »
absolute tactical legend last minute equaliser genius. promised land tonight with that. Give it to Olleh for the last minute equaliser to Burnley absolute legend
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22856 on: January 29, 2019, 11:05:51 pm »
Checks table............ You will never guess who's 6th

They are certainly top of the penalties received table. Getting one every week at the minute to bail them out of trouble.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22857 on: January 29, 2019, 11:12:46 pm »
https://twitter.com/sarahronnan/status/1090368450437021697

See for yourselves
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22858 on: January 30, 2019, 01:00:09 am »
Salah's one vs newcastle the player actually tugged him back and all media/opposition fans outraged. This one the player just puts the hand on the shoulder and Lingard reacts as if he tugged him back, shakes his body himself and collapses to the floor. And the only one outraged is old m8 British values Sean Dyche lol

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22859 on: January 30, 2019, 01:50:11 am »
Regardless of today's result I'm not digging this new showing of competence coming from them.  Shipping off Fellaini, realizing Martial is better than Perisic, trying to get youth players involved.  WTF is this shit?  Bring back Jose or hopefully if they do hire Poch he wants his whole Spurs team to come along and it becomes a shit show again. 

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22860 on: January 30, 2019, 02:47:30 am »
https://twitter.com/sarahronnan/status/1090368450437021697

See for yourselves

Thats definitely a peno. You can't put your hand on the shoulder of a player and not expect that decision.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22861 on: January 30, 2019, 03:12:00 am »
Thats definitely a peno. You can't put your hand on the shoulder of an English Manchester United player and not expect that decision. English Footballers never do Simulation, not like those Latinos or Middle Eastern footballers.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22862 on: January 30, 2019, 03:21:37 am »
Thats definitely a peno. You can't put your hand on the shoulder of a player and not expect that decision.

I agree its a peno despite Fuck face throwing himself to the ground. But Mos against Newcastle was similar and the world is up in arms. They've got the race for sixth virtually sewn up in January and we've won nothing. Klopp has a lot to answer for...

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22863 on: January 30, 2019, 03:55:21 am »
Not really arsed, to be honest.

Would rather they finish outside the top 4, but as long as we beat them, they can finish second for all I care (behind us, of course).  Offensively they were always better than what Mourinho let them show. Defensively, they are poor. Ole, in his cringeworthy attempt to copy Ferguson will come out at OT to try attack us.... Should be fun.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22864 on: January 30, 2019, 05:47:32 am »
Have people forgotten that this is the 'taking the piss out of Manchester United' thread?

If you want to have sensible discussions then start a new thread and have them in that.


For this one. BT Sports last night

Commentator: "Wow. They look like the old United don't they?"

- I'm assuming of the 70s and 80s - failing to beat Burnley at home.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22865 on: January 30, 2019, 06:00:22 am »
Have people forgotten that this is the 'taking the piss out of Manchester United' thread?

If you want to have sensible discussions then start a new thread and have them in that.


For this one. BT Sports last night

Commentator: "Wow. They look like the old United don't they?"

- I'm assuming of the 70s and 80s - failing to beat Burnley at home.

Or the united of two years ago who finished sixth.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22866 on: January 30, 2019, 07:15:24 am »
Rick for the rikes, prick for the pricks

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22867 on: January 30, 2019, 10:29:55 am »

What a Winter that was.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22868 on: January 30, 2019, 10:45:00 am »
SWAGGOH

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22869 on: January 30, 2019, 10:46:04 am »
Has there been a condom head pic of the great man yet? Or are we waiting for his permanent appointment?

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22870 on: January 30, 2019, 11:33:27 am »
Historic comeback, what dreams are made of!

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22871 on: January 30, 2019, 11:47:40 am »
What a Winter that was.

Greatest thread in the history of Rawk.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22872 on: January 30, 2019, 12:02:14 pm »
It's refreshing to see the fair play from all these chivalrous England internationals, nothing like these cheating Johnny Foreigner types who have brought the game into disrepute.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22873 on: January 30, 2019, 12:27:41 pm »
Pops in.

Checks league table.

Yep, still 6th.

Pops out.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22874 on: January 30, 2019, 03:50:11 pm »
From the BBC website

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Former striker Solskjaer's most famous moment as a player at Manchester United was the winning goal in a stunning comeback in the 1999 Champions League final.

This turnaround is less significant, and only salvaged a draw rather than a win, but it will help to maintain the momentum gained at Old Trafford under Solskjaer's management.
Why is that even mentioned?  I suppose they are correct that this turnaround to draw at home to Burnley is less significant than winning the Champions League.  Only slightly though  :butt

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22875 on: January 30, 2019, 04:08:42 pm »
Have people forgotten that this is the 'taking the piss out of Manchester United' thread?

If you want to have sensible discussions then start a new thread and have them in that.


For this one. BT Sports last night

Commentator: "Wow. They look like the old United don't they?"

- I'm assuming of the 70s and 80s - failing to beat Burnley at home.


On a par with the 2017/18 team who also managed an historic injury time equaliser in the 2-2 draw at home to Burnley on boxing day.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22876 on: January 30, 2019, 04:16:09 pm »
Or the united of two years ago who finished sixth.

They went on a long unbeaten run that season without budging one single inch in the league table as well.

Basically they’ve got a gurning Hobbit in charge instead of a frowning troll, and that makes all the difference to the perception of them as a team. Fuck all else has changed, last night they were as turgid as anything seen in the last 5-6 years by numerous accounts.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22877 on: January 31, 2019, 10:11:38 am »
Following Saidy Janko and Guillermo Varela out the door, the departure of £28m wonder-signing, Marouane Fellaini, finally draws to a close the David Moyes era.

It was beautiful while it lasted. Gone, but forever in our thoughts.


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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22878 on: January 31, 2019, 11:37:15 am »
Following Saidy Janko and Guillermo Varela out the door, the departure of £28m wonder-signing, Marouane Fellaini, finally draws to a close the David Moyes era.

It was beautiful while it lasted. Gone, but forever in our thoughts.

I've honestly never even heard of him  :o

Selling Fellaini to a Chinese club is no way to treat a club legend.  Oleh will regret that one


Edit: Moyes signed Mata so the era is not fully closed

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6ollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #22879 on: January 31, 2019, 01:40:03 pm »
Martial signs a new long term contract.

Good business. One of their better players.