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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21200 on: December 19, 2018, 10:17:03 am »
This just gets better and better. They will win a few of the next run of games, cue one of Mourinho's sycophants saying he would have won them, then Solksjaer will lose a few. And repeat.

If he's on loan from Molde, what happens in March when their league starts?

They've got Dwight Yorke lined up for the last few months of the season
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21201 on: December 19, 2018, 10:18:02 am »
Would prefer it if they appointed someone permanently right away as they surely don´t have a clear plan in place at this point. Hiring a stopgap manager instead who knows the club and will bring some unity seems disappointingly sensible, so I don´t share the schadenfreude on here about this.

It depends on who that person is doesn’t it?

He’s not going to bring any unity, they weren’t van all convinced that Mourinho should be off.

Say what you want about Mourinho but he’s won 3 European Cups and as ridiculous as it may sound he may have actually got them up for the PSG match, I doubt they’d have gone through but it’s not beyond the realms. Employing someone who got sacked from Cardiff and has had a pretty average spell in Norway is madness. The unity will only be there if he gets results, i now would not be remotely shocked if they end the season in worse form than they are now.

Remember we got Klopp in only a month or two earlier than this sacking, sometimes acting quickly is sensible. Granted at the moment there’s not much around in terms of options, but it’s far from a guarantee they’ll manage to employ their first or even second choice. Basically, unless they st Pochettino then they’ll likely end up with whoever they would have got if they’d made the decision now, as nobody better is likely to come available between now and then.

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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21202 on: December 19, 2018, 10:19:53 am »
Molde has confirmed he’s ‘on loan’ to United. That’s just farcical if true.

First club to loan a manager, someone ought to tell them Everton do the firsts around here ;D

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21203 on: December 19, 2018, 10:19:56 am »
What's happening with his Molde job then? Doesn't their season start again on the 31st March?

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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21204 on: December 19, 2018, 10:20:00 am »
The baby faced bellend will have a chance to keep the relegation dream alive.

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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21205 on: December 19, 2018, 10:20:22 am »
Molde has confirmed he’s ‘on loan’ to United. That’s just farcical if true.

The may as well have given it to Michael Carrick rather than recruit a manager on loan. Who would have thought that they'd become such a joke of a club in the space of six years.
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Re: No way Jose... Who will be next in United hotseat?... Give it Giggseh?...
« Reply #21206 on: December 19, 2018, 10:21:31 am »
Put yourself in a ManUre fans position right now. I know its hard and make sure you keep your hands off your sister. They must be thinking WTF is happening here? How the actual fuck did Ole ever get his name in the frame? What has he done that gets his name even on the possibles sheet? Who the fuck is making his case and how the fuck did they sell it to whoever made the decision? Its just bizarre absolutely bizarre. Maybe I am in a dream after all?

One thing though if they are mad enough to do this they are mad enough to head hunt the Owl later Please let it be so

He scored the winning goal in the Champions League final.  That's it.  If Jesper Blomqvist had scored it they'd be appointing him.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21207 on: December 19, 2018, 10:22:11 am »
It depends on who that person is doesn’t it?

He’s not going to bring any unity, they weren’t van all convinced that Mourinho should be off.

Say what you want about Mourinho but he’s won 3 European Cups...

No he hasn't. He won it with Porto and Inter Milan. He didn't win it at Chelsea, Real Madrid or United.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21208 on: December 19, 2018, 10:23:34 am »
No he hasn't. He won it with Porto and Inter Milan. He didn't win it at Chelsea, Real Madrid or United.

and those two were dodgy as fuck

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21209 on: December 19, 2018, 10:23:36 am »
Their next 4 games are Cardiff, Huddersfield, Bournemouth and Newcastle which are all easily winnable for them.  I’m torn between hoping he gets 10-12 points from them and the board seeing fit to name him as their permanent manager or him immediately showing how out of his depth he is by scrapping a win and a couple of draws from them.

Both would be equally as funny in the long term!

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21210 on: December 19, 2018, 10:25:31 am »
No he hasn't. He won it with Porto and Inter Milan. He didn't win it at Chelsea, Real Madrid or United.

Okay then, 2 European cups.

Nevertheless the point is I wouldn’t put it beyond him to blag them results to get through in the CL, it’s unlikely I grant you.l, but there’s no fucking way Solskjaer is going to.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21211 on: December 19, 2018, 10:26:58 am »
On loan? am I hearing right? Manure have appointed Ole Gunnar whatsit on loan?  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I wonder how much that cost them?
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21212 on: December 19, 2018, 10:27:54 am »
If this happened on Football Manager 2005 you would screenshot it and upload it on here to show how ridiculous the game had become.


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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21213 on: December 19, 2018, 10:28:54 am »
On loan. :lmao
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21214 on: December 19, 2018, 10:30:07 am »
On loan? am I hearing right? Manure have appointed Ole Gunnar whatsit on loan?  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I wonder how much that cost them?

They should have persuaded Beckham to take this on for a few months, he would have loved the attention....until he realised as well that Pogba, Lukaku and Co are beyond hope.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21215 on: December 19, 2018, 10:30:23 am »
Haha. A manager on loan! Change the thread title.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21216 on: December 19, 2018, 10:35:01 am »
Their next 4 games are Cardiff, Huddersfield, Bournemouth and Newcastle which are all easily winnable for them.  I’m torn between hoping he gets 10-12 points from them and the board seeing fit to name him as their permanent manager or him immediately showing how out of his depth he is by scrapping a win and a couple of draws from them.

Both would be equally as funny in the long term!
They struggled to beat Newcastle at home and I'm sure Newcastle have beaten them once or twice up there recently.
Also you'd think that Rafa would have a good chance of getting one over on Solskear tactically?

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21217 on: December 19, 2018, 10:35:07 am »
Can you imagine how this could pan out? Ole says right everyone bomb forward we have to attack attack attack its the Manure way. So they do . They forget its Christmas and games come very quick with little rest in between. These wankers have not been running since September there is no way they will be fit enough for that they will be goosed by half time in the first match. I mean look at Lukaku FFS. It could be very funny! Very funny indeed  ;D
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21218 on: December 19, 2018, 10:36:08 am »
A taste of what their fans can look forward to...


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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21219 on: December 19, 2018, 10:36:36 am »
He scored the winning goal in the Champions League final.  That's it.  If Jesper Blomqvist had scored it they'd be appointing him.

Who’s going to take over from Klopp when he eventually leaves?

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21220 on: December 19, 2018, 10:37:22 am »
I really wish people would stop using the phrase ManUre. Jesus. Fucking playschool level stuff.

Manc twats is far more apt.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21221 on: December 19, 2018, 10:39:35 am »
Checking the news this morning.....


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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21222 on: December 19, 2018, 10:39:37 am »
I really wish people would stop using the phrase ManUre. Jesus. Fucking playschool level stuff.

Manc twats is far more apt.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21223 on: December 19, 2018, 10:39:56 am »
I really wish people would stop using the phrase ManUre. Jesus. Fucking playschool level stuff.

Manc twats is far more apt.

Agreed, it's as bad as all that Loserpool and Liverfool crap.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21224 on: December 19, 2018, 10:41:17 am »
Agreed, it's as bad as all that Loserpool and Liverfool crap.

Or the hybrid Loserfool.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21225 on: December 19, 2018, 10:41:51 am »
I heard Spurs have made an offer to loan Sol Campbell for when MoPo leaves at the end of the season
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21226 on: December 19, 2018, 10:41:57 am »
Who’s going to take over from Klopp when he eventually leaves?

“Give it Kenneduh til enduh season”

I was thinking about this last night oddly. I hope we are already heavily planning for this.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21227 on: December 19, 2018, 10:43:45 am »
Or the hybrid Loserfool.

What about chickenpool bitch club?

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21228 on: December 19, 2018, 10:44:23 am »
A taste of what their fans can look forward to...


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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21229 on: December 19, 2018, 10:46:03 am »
I really wish people would stop using the phrase ManUre. Jesus. Fucking playschool level stuff.

Manc twats is far more apt.

I see your point but then you cant be sure if you mean red or blue Manc Twats without doing a lot more typing.

Im just checking the date on my lappy is correct. I thought it was Christmas but it seems it might be April 1st and the papers and TV stations are doing a prank on us all. I mean Ole Gunnar Whatsit appointed manager of Manure on loan till end of season. Come on no one would believe that!
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21230 on: December 19, 2018, 10:49:44 am »
I see your point but then you cant be sure if you mean red or blue Manc Twats without doing a lot more typing.

Well considering the subject that’s being discussed it’s unlikely to be City.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21231 on: December 19, 2018, 10:50:46 am »
Yeah....no one cares about what we call them  :wave

They've just loaned Solskjaer to be their manager, its funny
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21232 on: December 19, 2018, 10:52:00 am »
They are desperate bunch. Us being first on the table, have totally fucked them up.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21233 on: December 19, 2018, 10:52:57 am »
Solskjaer was a Liverpool fan growing up and was still a member of the Scandinavian branch of our Supporters Club when he signed for Man United.

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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21234 on: December 19, 2018, 10:55:01 am »
Bit conflicted with this.

Get yourself together - this is United we are talking about.
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« Reply #21235 on: December 19, 2018, 10:55:21 am »
Solskjaer was a Liverpool fan growing up and was still a member of the Scandinavian branch of our Supporters Club when he signed for Man United.

Not a Liverpool fan now.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21237 on: December 19, 2018, 10:56:46 am »
Yeah....no one cares about what we call them  :wave

They've just loaned Solskjaer to be their manager, its funny

Don't forget Mike Phelan is on board too. Ex Hull City manager, don't you know.
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Re: Manchester United appoint the "Gollum-faced assassin..."
« Reply #21238 on: December 19, 2018, 10:58:50 am »
Solskjaer was a Liverpool fan growing up and was still a member of the Scandinavian branch of our Supporters Club when he signed for Man United.

Agent Ole. Been playing the long game this whole time, playing for them, doing his coaching badges, etc all so one day he’d get into the hot seat where he could do the real damage.

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« Reply #21239 on: December 19, 2018, 10:59:32 am »
Spoken like a true Loserpool fan. I’ve bet you’ve never even been to Anfield.

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