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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2017, 09:35:03 AM »
Agreed.

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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2017, 09:36:43 AM »
I agree with everything in the op. Well said Andy

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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2017, 09:38:48 AM »
Awwww is the other thread broken?   :(

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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2017, 10:16:47 AM »
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2017, 10:23:35 AM »
Post here if you wish to gush over how much you love them;   https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=335810.0
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2017, 10:26:15 AM »
I wonder if Cantona will be back to contribute on this thread after his skiing trip.
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2017, 10:47:19 AM »
Can we have the Felleyneh gif please ... thank you

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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2017, 11:03:45 AM »
Can we have the Felleyneh gif please ... thank you

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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2017, 11:04:55 AM »
That's an insult to meffs!

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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2017, 12:07:24 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.
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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2017, 12:13:12 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.

How was the skiing trip mate?

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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2017, 12:14:27 PM »
How was the skiing trip mate?
Not bad.
How was the 4th place trophy parade?
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2017, 12:15:23 PM »
Morata for £70m-£80m? Having never really been a starter.

The best part is Real are gonna take that money, and use it to part-fund their purchase of Mbappe, who despite being 6 (!!) years younger than Morata is clearly a better player already.

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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2017, 12:16:27 PM »
Not bad.
How was the 4th place trophy parade?

You're confusing me with an Arsenal fan  :D

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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2017, 12:18:28 PM »
You're confusing me with an Arsenal fan  :D
So you had nothing to celebrate this season then.  :'(
Nevermind, next year and all that eh?
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2017, 12:19:33 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.

Yes!!!

He's back, until the annual August-May skiing trip.

Next time you leave mate, don't send JoMo in your place.
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and thatís being very conservative. So thatís £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head thatís £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2017, 12:24:58 PM »
What an honor to be in the first page of this thread.

For the record, they won't finish in Top 4 and at least 2 of Morata, Perisic and Lindelof will fail. Just like Mkhi and Pogba last year. Mark my words.

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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2017, 12:26:22 PM »
What an honor to be in the first page of this thread.

For the record, they won't finish in Top 4 and at least 2 of Morata, Perisic and Lindelof will fail. Just like Mkhi and Pogba last year. Mark my words.
All Jose's signings were in the europa team of the year.
I'd class them all as successful.
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2017, 12:27:21 PM »
All Jose's signings were in the europa team of the year.
I'd class them all as successful.

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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:35 PM »

Wacky that Klopp eh?
Whatever will he do next?
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2017, 12:29:17 PM »
Oooo wait til Cantona and MancEunichian meet ... will be a coming together of great minds

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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2017, 12:30:58 PM »
All Jose's signings were in the europa team of the year.
I'd class them all as successful.

Who were they competing against? Players from Liechtenstein?

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« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2017, 12:39:30 PM »
All Jose's signings were in the europa team of the year.
I'd class them all as successful.
You're probably the only one then because even the most delusional United fans agree that Mkhitaryan was a big failure and that Pogba did nothing remotely close to justifying his fee.

There is no "success" in spending 200M in 4 players and finish worse in the league than previous season.

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« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2017, 12:39:46 PM »
Who were they competing against? Players from Liechtenstein?
Still not over it I see.
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« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2017, 12:43:55 PM »
Still not over it I see.

What did you make of your sixth placed finish - you know - with you being the biggest and richest club in the world and outspending everyone and having the best players in the world and the best ground in the world and the best fans in the world and the best manager in the world and everything?



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« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2017, 12:50:02 PM »
Nevermind, next year and all that eh?

Isn't that basically your slogan now, every year since Ferguson left and likely in the foreseeable future?



Are we at the point in this dawning so-called "boom-bust cycle" where Lindelof and Morata are the world's best players and will ultimately guide Manchester United back to the league title and Champions League glory, where they "belong"? See: Falcao, Di Maria, Depay, Pogba, literally anyone.



Would you care to make your annual bullish predictions as to how brilliant a season this is going to be for United, perhaps especially in comparison with Loserpool? Do it quick while we're on page 1, so it looks poetic when it's quoted on page 512 in May 2018.

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« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2017, 12:50:40 PM »
Will we have a contest on how long Mourinho will last this season?

I'm guessing Mid January.
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« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2017, 12:57:32 PM »
Isn't that basically your slogan now, every year since Ferguson left and likely in the foreseeable future?
Not really considering we are still winning trophies. Remember those?

Are we at the point in this dawning so-called "boom-bust cycle" where Lindelof and Morata are the world's best players and will ultimately guide Manchester United back to the league title and Champions League glory, where they "belong"? See: Falcao, Di Maria, Depay, Pogba, literally anyone.
Don't know much about Lindelof but I trust Jose when it comes to having an eye for a defender.
Morata is a good all rounder from what I have seen from him, certainly overpriced though.


Would you care to make your annual bullish predictions as to how brilliant a season this is going to be for United, perhaps especially in comparison with Loserpool? Do it quick while we're on page 1, so it looks poetic when it's quoted on page 512 in May 2018.

We'll challenge for the league but not win it, maybe win a cup. Certainly have a better season than LFC. Again.
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« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2017, 01:00:17 PM »
Not really considering we are still winning trophies. Remember those?


We'd love to win those trophies mate. No denying that.

But the Europa League and the League Cup would have been seen as failure and beneath you when Ferguson was there.

Mourinho even started off saying he didn't want to win the Europa League and that it wasn't a priority for a massive Club like Manchester United.

How the mighty have fallen - you now have to look up at five teams better than you in the league.

For Manchester United to have been outscored by Bournemouth is hilarious :)
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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2017, 01:01:14 PM »
Will we have a contest on how long Mourinho will last this season?

I'm guessing Mid January.
He's already gone on record saying that they're, well, basically, shit!

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« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2017, 01:02:24 PM »
We'd love to win those trophies mate. No denying that.

But the Europa League and the League Cup would have been seen as failure and beneath you when Ferguson was there.

Mourinho even started off saying he didn't want to win the Europa League and that it wasn't a priority for a massive Club like Manchester United.

How the mighty have fallen - you now have to look up at five teams better than you in the league.

For Manchester United to have been outscored by Bournemouth is hilarious :)
Fergie isn't here now though is he?
We can only win the competitions we are in so 3 out of 5 aint bad.
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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2017, 01:06:01 PM »
Fergie isn't here now though is he?
We can only win the competitions we are in so 3 out of 5 aint bad.

It's a bit shite considering the money you've spunked.

Being honest - you must have predicted that you'd challenge for the league and probably have a chance of winning it.

Instead - you ended up sixth in the league and looked shite at home.
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2017, 01:06:42 PM »
Not really considering we are still winning trophies. Remember those?

The league cup and Europa League are nice (nobody would say "No thanks" to them) but we both know those aren't the trophies you want to be competing for. The Europa League basically only matters to clubs like Liverpool, United, Chelsea, Madrid, whoever, as a backdoor way of getting to the real European competition. I think fans of any of those clubs would only ever laud over their Europa League win if they'd embarrassed themselves in the league (say, finished 6th with the world's most expensive team), had a non-existence in the Champions League, and their rivals didn't win anything. United could just deliberately fail the group stages this year and go for Europa again if they just want to win a trophy... it's probably a lot easier to win that than the Champions League right?

Not begrudging the cheap silverware, because it's still silverware, but you know. Put it this way: I bet you had as many open top bus parades as we did last season.

Not bad.
How was the 4th place trophy parade?
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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2017, 01:09:20 PM »
Fergie isn't here now though is he?
We can only win the competitions we are in so 3 out of 5 aint bad.

Are you counting the Charity Shield?

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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2017, 01:10:36 PM »
Are you counting the Charity Shield?

Yeah. It's great isn't it! :D
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« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2017, 01:12:53 PM »
Not really considering we are still winning trophies. Remember those?
You are right, your team was the most successful in Europe last year, given that Real madrid didn't win the league cup and ended up with La Liga and CL only. You will now get the DVD ready when you win the Super Cup against Real Madrid's 3rd team.

Just a few years ago you lot were mocking us with "treble" jokes and making fun of Rafa and Chelsea when they won the Europa league. Your current manager said he didn't consider EL prestigious and that he is still undefeated against Wenger because Community Shields is just a friendly game. I suppose Moyes really did start United's Evertonization.

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