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Because their other attacking options include Lingard and Sanchez  ;)

Dybala likely to end up like Sanchez, overpaid and demotivated from joining a team in decline.
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The best part of all this is that they are getting soaked due to their past horrendous decisions.

Leicester have the gall to demand 90M+ for a good but not great defender in 'Arry, after watching Utd BUY BACK THEIR OWN OVERRATED DABBING TWAT for 90M.

Dybala says "Hey you muppets, you're paying that corpse Sanchez 350K/wk, I want that too or I'm not coming."

DeGea has the worst season of his life and points at Sanchez's salary, saying "Me too please, or I'm off."

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Daily Telegraph reporting that the Maguire saga is finally over.

£85 million deal done.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/08/02/manchester-united-transfer-news-harry-maguires-85million-move/

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Telegraph reporting that Harry Maguire is a done deal at £85million.
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Lulz.

From Stam, Ferdinand, Vidic to Maguire, Smalling and Jones. Boy how mighty have fallen.

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What was the point in dragging out the transfer? If anything they ended up paying more.

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85m fecking hell :lmao

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Poor bastard.

Just as Leicester are possibly on the up
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Decent signing and will improve them a fair bit.

Got absolutely rinsed at that price though.

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Are they paying so much because he's got a massive fucking head?

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Overpaid by about £60 million. :lmao
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Bless their mutant hearts they think he'll be as good as Van Dijk

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Bless their mutant hearts they think he'll be as good as Van Dijk

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It's incredible. A Utd supporting mate of mine, in all other aspects a very intelligent bloke is convinced that the reason they are where they are is because they no longer spend any money on players.
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MEN reporting 2 hours ago that Rodgers has said no offers have been made that matches the valuation of £85 million Leicester have put on him. Go on Ed, its only another £5 million :lmao

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its like when you added a player in football manager to cheat by taking over a rival and have them buy your players for ridiculous fees
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just dropped it in the transfer section that the BBC reporting it done at £80m.
Manchester United have reached an agreement to sign England centre-back Harry Maguire from Leicester for £80m - a world-record fee for a defender.
The 26-year-old is expected to complete a medical at the club at the weekend.
He becomes United's third summer signing following Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Daniel James, who arrived from Crystal Palace and Swansea respectively.
Maguire made 69 Premier League appearances for Leicester after joining from Hull City in 2017.
The deal means Maguire becomes the world's most expensive defender, eclipsing the £75m Liverpool paid Southampton for Virgil van Dijk in January 2018.
United had a long-standing interest in Maguire but they backed away from a deal 12 months ago because they felt the £70m that would be needed for a transfer to be concluded was too high".
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Are they paying so much because he's got a massive fucking head?

If anyone is struggling to visualise what £85m in cash looks like then if you stacked the amount up in £1 coins from the floor, the total height would come to halfway up Maguire’s forehead.

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Do they get the whole of Easter Island for that?
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If anyone is struggling to visualise what £85m in cash looks like then if you stacked the amount up in £1 coins from the floor, the total height would come to halfway up Maguire’s forehead.

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Good signing.....if you're into paying world record fees for reasonable defenders. I didn't watch the Mancs last season but I watched Leicester a fair few times. Maguire is very good in the air and brings the ball out of defence well. He can back off a bit though to protect his lack of pace, not built for a high line. Not sure if the mancs other centre half's have any pace but if not they are gunna find them selves defending deep against teams with quick attackers you would think. so for a world record fee, he doesn't tick all the boxes.
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Both him and Lindelof are devoid of pace.

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Fucking hell they really did it ;D i was pissed he would stay at Leicester.
Is it 80 or 85m or 80+forehead?

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Thing is the price doesn't matter to them, they're loaded, so 80m 100m, doesn't matter. What does matter is what that price tag does to the player, any mistakes are magnified and unlike VVD (lucky for him) Maguire makes a fair amount of mistakes, as most players do, so soon as that happens it could all turn sour. For 80m you are now expecting nothing less than VVD and more, which is practically impossible so he'll have a mountain to climb already. 

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Good signing.....if you're into paying world record fees for reasonable defenders. I didn't watch the Mancs last season but I watched Leicester a fair few times. Maguire is very good in the air and brings the ball out of defence well. He can back off a bit though to protect his lack of pace, not built for a high line. Not sure if the mancs other centre half's have any pace but if not they are gunna find them selves defending deep against teams with quick attackers you would think. so for a world record fee, he doesn't tick all the boxes.

Do they want to play a high line? De Gea doesn’t like it either. Maybe they’ll look to use pace on the break and then sit back and let him head everything away.

He does look ungainly on the back but he does bring it out quite well. Seems to end up in strange positions though, does he get caught out much?

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80 million for someone who's only redeeming defensive quality is the size of his head

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The thing is, it's a shit load of money, true.
But if Jurgen lost his mind and said Virgil's for sale, we'd get at least £150m for him, easily. Probably closer to £200m.  In that market, Maguire might not be far off £80m, though still think they went £25m too much.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that Big Virg is three times the player Slab Head is, and I love him unconditionally.
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Looks like Ed takes his advice from RAWK :lmao

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Thing is the price doesn't matter to them, they're loaded, so 80m 100m, doesn't matter. What does matter is what that price tag does to the player, any mistakes are magnified and unlike VVD (lucky for him) Maguire makes a fair amount of mistakes, as most players do, so soon as that happens it could all turn sour. For 80m you are now expecting nothing less than VVD and more, which is practically impossible so he'll have a mountain to climb already.

what mistakes? he is english. the media will shower him with love for every tackle and header won. Mistakes will be bailly's or Linderlof's obviously.

definitely a steal for 80m ;D

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Do they want to play a high line? De Gea doesn’t like it either. Maybe they’ll look to use pace on the break and then sit back and let him head everything away.

He does look ungainly on the back but he does bring it out quite well. Seems to end up in strange positions though, does he get caught out much?

He's got a good pass on him and the team covers when he brings the ball out so he doesn't seem to get caught out to badly. For me he is good in both boxes, reads play well is good in the tackle, good in the air but what should not be lacking from the most expensive defender in the world is pace which he doesn't have so its fine if the mancs don't want to squeeze play, but it would be better for them if they had the centre halves to be able to do so effectively if and when they might need to which is fine by us, obviously.
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good signing for them, very strategic, to weaken their main rival

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His lack of pace might not matter too much given Solksjaer's tactics, which worked quite well last season...until they didn't. Wan-Bissaka is also used to playing in that kind of system under Hodgson, and De Gea is the embodiment of a line 'keeper, so it's clear the direction they're following. At least there's something of a cohesive vision.

It will be interesting to see what happens if they ever have to rely on a plan b that might necessitate leaving more space at the back, because he doesn't strike me as an athlete. That £80m price tag also effectively makes him "too big to fail", so if he does happen to under-perform he probably gets longer to squirm in the spotlight than a less expensive player. I do wonder who else they could have gotten for that price...well, Matthijs de Ligt cost Juventus what, £67.5m? And Alderweireld, although getting on in years, would have likely cost a fraction of that fee.

Most of all, in the event that Solksjaer doesn't last much longer (perish the thought), what will the next manager make of him? Centre-backs with limited pace tend to suit deeper defensive lines, so how would that effect Maguire's position in the event that a more attacking coach comes in next (they're certainly due one after Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho and Solksjaer)? Or would the size of the investment mean that any new manager will be stuck with him regardless?

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Telegraph reporting that Harry Maguire is a done deal at £85million.
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His lack of pace might not matter too much given Solksjaer's tactics, which worked quite well last season...until they didn't.

I had thought United's plan under Solskjaer was to be more aggressive and high-pressing?

If that's the case, then it really doesn't make sense to bring a plodder like Maguire in. Ironically, this would be a better signing for a Mourinho team.
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