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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25720 on: April 16, 2019, 10:02:51 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.



hes dead right though

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25721 on: April 16, 2019, 10:03:51 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


To add to the humour, he’s actually spot on😂😂

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25722 on: April 16, 2019, 10:04:03 PM »
Man I hope this doesn't lead to a depressing end to the season for them. They need another big result to keep some semblance of a feelgood factor.

Perhaps some sort of local derby win?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25724 on: April 16, 2019, 10:08:05 PM »
4 - Manchester United have lost four consecutive away matches in all competitions for the first time since October 1999 – current manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær featured in all four of those 1999 defeats. Recurrence.




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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25726 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:14 PM »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25727 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:16 PM »
But seriously, christ almighty, they are fucking hopeless.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25729 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:05 PM »
So... bear with me here, it's not all decided yet, but if we make a couple of fairly bold assumptions that two teams get an absolute pasting tomorrow and end up losing on aggregate worse than Utd, then would it be fair to say they came 6th?
Oh it comes to Divock Origi... he's won the European Cup for Liverpool! The man who cut down Barcelona has taken Tottenham down in Madrid! And it's dreamland worrying times for Liverpool Football Club. Shame really.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25730 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:29 PM »
Got some wins against trash early and has looked out of his depth playing horrendously dull football ever since. It's beautiful. You get nervous when they sack a manager thinking they'll finally make a good appointment and they get someone who plays even shitter football than the last. Pretty amusing. Looking forward to his usual Hodgsonesque quotes tonight and something about "the Utd way" or Ferguson to keeps the fans onside.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25731 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:31 PM »
And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25733 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:59 PM »
‘Bouncing Back!’..... Alan Partridge style.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25734 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:09 PM »
Disjointed squad with an inept manager.

Can anyone see them getting anything out of the next 3 league games? No. Me neither

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25735 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 PM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25736 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25737 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:42 PM »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25738 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:58 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City. Forget it lads,

Stop being so realistic!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25739 on: April 16, 2019, 10:18:36 PM »
Stop being so realistic!

Honestly though, it takes some level of monumental shite to actually make Liverpool fans frustrated at how shit they are!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25740 on: April 16, 2019, 10:20:33 PM »
That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?

I think I'd pretty much die of laughter.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25741 on: April 16, 2019, 10:22:35 PM »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25742 on: April 16, 2019, 10:23:55 PM »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25743 on: April 16, 2019, 10:26:40 PM »
They improved when Sanchez came on, and McTominay was their best player!!!!!?????

And Sex@ot says they need to get back to Utd's true level.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25745 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:40 PM »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25746 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:10 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

One of the easier games City have left to be honest.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25747 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:50 PM »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

Like I said to the missus before, the board at her mob need shooting. £185 million spunked on Pogba and Lukaku, throw in Fred Flintstone and thats almost £240 million and fuck knows how much Sanchez ends up costing them. Then to top it off, they give Smeagol a contract based on a few games against shit teams and a flukey as fuck win v serial CL bottlers PSG. If Carlsberg did football club collapses :lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25748 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:57 PM »
If there are any lurkers peeking in here from Red Cafe or elsewhere, I think it's fair of me to say that yous lot are diabolically bollocks. Like, seriously, shockingly bad. A team full of wooden ones, players on nearly half a million a week whilst putting in some of the worst performances on a game to game basis.Olly on a 3 year contract, and no doubt some of your best players who have only stopped yous from total embarrassment will be wanting out come summer. Suck it up! It's going to get bad. Really, really bad. But do do your best at taking points off of City. Ta.

PS...you won't though, cause yous are shit.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25749 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:02 PM »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

He really was. You could see it. He just coasted after he scored put them 2 up, he was in 2nd gear after that and was still too good.
Messi does that, I was fortunate enough to see him do it live. He can win games in minutes then can take the foot off the pedal and he's still a cut above. Maybe thats part of the reason why he always seems to be fit and is just to consistently good.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25750 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:37 PM »
Well at least they have to show up against City now or no CL for them next season

And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

He is an Andy Serkis doppelgänger

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25751 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:59 PM »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25752 on: April 16, 2019, 10:33:52 PM »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25753 on: April 16, 2019, 10:34:04 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25754 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:07 PM »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25755 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:09 PM »
Nicked from Twitter :

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SITTING NOW IN SIXTH
THEIR SQUADS A FUCKING SHAMBLES
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THEY GAVE YOUNG A NEW DEAL
WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
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OLE OLE OLE!!!!!"
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25756 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:57 PM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25757 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:09 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25758 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:29 PM »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25759 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:02 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.