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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25680 on: April 16, 2019, 05:35:18 PM »
Oh... I was going to put the game on in the background, but if Utd are still in it going into the last 5 minutes the commentary is going to be absolutely sickening with the '99 references.

Mute button maybe. But then I actually have to watch it. Hmm.

They'll be 5-0 down on agg and with 5 minutes they'll still trot out the 99 references.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25681 on: April 16, 2019, 05:55:02 PM »
Oooh, I bet Barca are really scared. These Man U guys, they are BIG and TALL! And possibly even LARGE! Wait, that's just Lukaku. They'll never have seen anything like it before.
Before their first final against Barcelona they said they would win because they were bigger and stronger and Barcelona were skinny short-arses.
Can't remember how that turned out.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25682 on: April 16, 2019, 06:18:26 PM »
Looking forward to watching this to be fair. I expect a drubbing
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25683 on: April 16, 2019, 06:28:29 PM »
To be fair to Solskjær he’s got a point hasn’t he?

They’re hardly going to go there and attack them pound for pound. Their best chance is to keep a clean sheet and hope to nick one. Hopefully this is the same plan as he has against City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25684 on: April 16, 2019, 06:43:58 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

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My god that’s embarrassing
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25685 on: April 16, 2019, 07:09:21 PM »
You know what would be quite nice?
City absolutely dominating these but losing out to a dodgy penalty and De Gea masterclass. Yes, that would be nice.


What would be even nicer if the cheats beat Spurs and then go to castle greyskull and fuckin wallop Yernited by 5 or 6 goals and then go to Burnley and get the shit kicked out of them and drop the two points in that game giving us the title by a point after we win our four remaining games.  We win the title with 97 points, the cheats finish runners up one point behind so its a record for finishing with a silver medal not gold, we then twat them in the champions league final and Yernited finish 6th and have to start the Europa league qualifiers next July.  Now that would be nice.   :D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25686 on: April 16, 2019, 07:11:33 PM »
Is Donald Trump writing his addresses to the press?

My god that’s embarrassing

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25687 on: April 16, 2019, 08:21:37 PM »
Getting sacked in the morning!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25688 on: April 16, 2019, 08:23:14 PM »
Bet they wished they’d waited a bit now.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25689 on: April 16, 2019, 08:24:02 PM »
:lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25690 on: April 16, 2019, 08:26:38 PM »
This club is built on great comebacks, the United way is to do it at the death, the spirit of sir Alex will carry them th....

And Solskjaer has won it!!!!!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25691 on: April 16, 2019, 08:44:33 PM »

What would be even nicer if the cheats beat Spurs and then go to castle greyskull and fuckin wallop Yernited by 5 or 6 goals and then go to Burnley and get the shit kicked out of them and drop the two points in that game giving us the title by a point after we win our four remaining games.  We win the title with 97 points, the cheats finish runners up one point behind so its a record for finishing with a silver medal not gold, we then twat them in the champions league final and Yernited finish 6th and have to start the Europa league qualifiers next July.  Now that would be nice.   :D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25692 on: April 16, 2019, 08:48:22 PM »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25693 on: April 16, 2019, 08:54:55 PM »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!
Invoke the powder of Paris!?
They've done that, now they are set and fired.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25694 on: April 16, 2019, 08:57:23 PM »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25695 on: April 16, 2019, 08:58:27 PM »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.

Does Andeh Tate count?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25696 on: April 16, 2019, 08:59:08 PM »
Fucking hell, its 2019 not 1999 you fucking Lord of the Rings reject :lmao

Can you imagine his half time team talk.

Come on lads we are not out of this. Get three free kicks in the 91st, 92nd and 93rd minute and we can do this.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25697 on: April 16, 2019, 09:03:06 PM »
Does Andeh Tate count?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25698 on: April 16, 2019, 09:04:08 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25699 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:08 PM »
So what does the loose wheel have in his locker for the big one next week?  On this showing it all down to Spurs on Saturday.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25700 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:19 PM »
Andehs not a virgin, he fingers his sistoh nightly

Does it count if he's only sticking a couple of fingehs in? or how about all 6?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25701 on: April 16, 2019, 09:14:15 PM »
Andehs not a virgin, he fingers his sistoh nightly

Doubt it, he spends all summoh on the computeh looking at pictures of Jesseh.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25702 on: April 16, 2019, 09:17:50 PM »
Hope we hire Riise post-Klopp to play the Liverpool way

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25703 on: April 16, 2019, 09:19:35 PM »
Phil!!!!
Holy fuck lads I got family home. My computer isn't at a hidden place in the house. They saw the penis.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25704 on: April 16, 2019, 09:26:29 PM »
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25705 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:00 PM »
Does Andeh Tate count?

Forgot all about Andeh. Is he still doing Fergi songs on Youtube?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25706 on: April 16, 2019, 09:31:44 PM »
Doubt it, he spends all summoh on the computeh looking at pictures of Jesseh.
He's a dirteh dirteh fuckoh
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25707 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:06 PM »
Is this 5 losses in 7 since around the time they gave him the job permanently?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25708 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:44 PM »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25709 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:59 PM »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no

What did he say ?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25710 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:37 PM »


Fuck me , that's such an uncanny likeness !!

:lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25711 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:41 PM »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25712 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:20 PM »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.

Everton don't need to roll over, they're already shit! ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25713 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:47 PM »
SEASON OVER !!  ;D :wave

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Tell me how good does it feel
After Jose, Louis and Moyes,
We're gonna laugh at Solskjaer's boys
Der der der der der der der der der der der
The joke of English football
They'll win fuck all ! 

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25714 on: April 16, 2019, 09:53:21 PM »
and that's all she wrote folks

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25715 on: April 16, 2019, 09:57:01 PM »
My, that decision to sign him permanently is looking smarter by the day.

Season OVER.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25716 on: April 16, 2019, 09:58:06 PM »
Now  they can get back to finishing in their favorite 6th place at least

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25717 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:07 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25718 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:18 PM »
Woodward is going to have the shit ripped out of him for decades. Their shortlist was Zidane or Pochetino. Two managers with an excellent track record and he gave the job to Solskjaer.
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