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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25680 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:40 PM »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25681 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:10 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

One of the easier games City have left to be honest.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25682 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:50 PM »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

Like I said to the missus before, the board at her mob need shooting. £185 million spunked on Pogba and Lukaku, throw in Fred Flintstone and thats almost £240 million and fuck knows how much Sanchez ends up costing them. Then to top it off, they give Smeagol a contract based on a few games against shit teams and a flukey as fuck win v serial CL bottlers PSG. If Carlsberg did football club collapses :lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25683 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:57 PM »
If there are any lurkers peeking in here from Red Cafe or elsewhere, I think it's fair of me to say that yous lot are diabolically bollocks. Like, seriously, shockingly bad. A team full of wooden ones, players on nearly half a million a week whilst putting in some of the worst performances on a game to game basis.Olly on a 3 year contract, and no doubt some of your best players who have only stopped yous from total embarrassment will be wanting out come summer. Suck it up! It's going to get bad. Really, really bad. But do do your best at taking points off of City. Ta.

PS...you won't though, cause yous are shit.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25684 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:02 PM »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

He really was. You could see it. He just coasted after he scored put them 2 up, he was in 2nd gear after that and was still too good.
Messi does that, I was fortunate enough to see him do it live. He can win games in minutes then can take the foot off the pedal and he's still a cut above. Maybe thats part of the reason why he always seems to be fit and is just to consistently good.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25685 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:37 PM »
Well at least they have to show up against City now or no CL for them next season

And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

He is an Andy Serkis doppelgänger

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25686 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:59 PM »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25687 on: April 16, 2019, 10:33:52 PM »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25688 on: April 16, 2019, 10:34:04 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25689 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:07 PM »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow
see I don’t get that, what the fuck were they expecting??

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25690 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:09 PM »
Nicked from Twitter :

"THEY SHAT THE BED IN EUROPE
SITTING NOW IN SIXTH
THEIR SQUADS A FUCKING SHAMBLES
BADLY NEEDS A FIX
PHIL JONES, JESSIE LINGARD
THEY GAVE YOUNG A NEW DEAL
WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
NOW THAT SOLSKJAER'S AT THE WHEEL
OLE OLE OLE!!!!!"
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25691 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:57 PM »
Swaggoh!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25692 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:09 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25693 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:29 PM »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25694 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:02 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25695 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:26 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

We don't need them to, City could drop points elsewhere.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25696 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:12 PM »
LOLeh Gunnar LOLskjaer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25697 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:18 PM »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25698 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:35 PM »
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.

He would make a decent Markovic replacement

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25699 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:46 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

They need a result against city too now.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25700 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:18 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.
We don't. A draw would be amazing, though highly (putting it lightly) unlikely. At minimum I'd take a red card for City, and one or two injuries. De Bruyne headbutting Lingard would be utopia.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25701 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:56 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

Not yet, we need Spurs to get a result first.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25702 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:23 PM »

Spirit of 99 !! :lmao



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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25703 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:45 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.   

 
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25704 on: April 16, 2019, 10:43:59 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25705 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:04 PM »
Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25706 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:54 PM »
Particularly enjoyed this on the Cafe

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I'm not going to blame Ole for anything but team selection, subs and tactics.

Reminiscent of that famous quote about the England cricket team back in the day.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25707 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:10 PM »
It's a rebuilding job now they're saying. Apparently spending what, 700 odd million since Ferguson retired doesn't count.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25708 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:51 PM »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25709 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:07 PM »
They need a result against city too now.

City could field 9 players and still beat United at present. They are a laughing stock.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25710 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:37 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25711 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:41 PM »
Kind of weird how Fergie completely avoided anything inside club after he retired

Has a serious brain haemorrhage now he’s on the pitch before CL quarters talking to officials and coaching the manager

Kind of got that the wrong way round hasnt he ?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25712 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:47 PM »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.

They'll be paying off more managers than Everton soon at this rate ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25713 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:25 PM »
Goldbridge's reaction to Coutinho's goal :  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25714 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:37 PM »
They need a result against city too now.

Ive actually give up on that one

Especially after tonight. They’re a joke
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25715 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:27 PM »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wankoh
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This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25716 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:31 PM »
The longer Pogba stays there the longer they will be crap, that lad is absolute poison.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25717 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:47 PM »
There was some right laughs tonight though wasn't there. Ashley Young trying a Cruyff turn, right there in the Nou Camp of all places, Messi robbing him, nuts on Fred, Messi's run and nuts on Phil Jones and Phil Jones head bandage.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25718 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:10 PM »
I will pull on that shirt for £150 million (one match only).  Got a long CV to prove how shit I am.

Err on second thoughts......NO.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25719 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:59 PM »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wanker
Now come on he dabbed before the game with headphones on

Are we just going to forget that?
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