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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25640 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:00 PM »
Does Andeh Tate count?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25641 on: April 16, 2019, 09:31:44 PM »
Doubt it, he spends all summoh on the computeh looking at pictures of Jesseh.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25642 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:06 PM »
Is this 5 losses in 7 since around the time they gave him the job permanently?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25643 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:44 PM »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25644 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:59 PM »
FUCK OFF TYLER YOU c*nt :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no :no

What did he say ?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25645 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:37 PM »


Fuck me , that's such an uncanny likeness !!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25646 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:41 PM »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25647 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:20 PM »
The natives are getting restless over on Red Cafe!   The wheels are well and truly off.    Never mind, the Bitters will roll over at the weekend.

Everton don't need to roll over, they're already shit! ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25648 on: April 16, 2019, 09:51:47 PM »
SEASON OVER !!  ;D :wave

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We're gonna laugh at Solskjaer's boys
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The joke of English football
They'll win fuck all ! 

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25649 on: April 16, 2019, 09:53:21 PM »
and that's all she wrote folks

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25650 on: April 16, 2019, 09:57:01 PM »
My, that decision to sign him permanently is looking smarter by the day.

Season OVER.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25651 on: April 16, 2019, 09:58:06 PM »
Now  they can get back to finishing in their favorite 6th place at least

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25652 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:07 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25653 on: April 16, 2019, 10:00:18 PM »
Woodward is going to have the shit ripped out of him for decades. Their shortlist was Zidane or Pochetino. Two managers with an excellent track record and he gave the job to Solskjaer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25655 on: April 16, 2019, 10:02:51 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.



hes dead right though

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25656 on: April 16, 2019, 10:03:51 PM »
This is Beautiful, already wants him sacked for Poch.


To add to the humour, he’s actually spot on😂😂

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25657 on: April 16, 2019, 10:04:03 PM »
Man I hope this doesn't lead to a depressing end to the season for them. They need another big result to keep some semblance of a feelgood factor.

Perhaps some sort of local derby win?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25659 on: April 16, 2019, 10:08:05 PM »
4 - Manchester United have lost four consecutive away matches in all competitions for the first time since October 1999 – current manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær featured in all four of those 1999 defeats. Recurrence.




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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25661 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:14 PM »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25662 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:16 PM »
But seriously, christ almighty, they are fucking hopeless.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25664 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:05 PM »
So... bear with me here, it's not all decided yet, but if we make a couple of fairly bold assumptions that two teams get an absolute pasting tomorrow and end up losing on aggregate worse than Utd, then would it be fair to say they came 6th?
Oh it comes to Divock Origi... he's won the European Cup for Liverpool! The man who cut down Barcelona has taken Tottenham down in Madrid! And it's dreamland worrying times for Liverpool Football Club. Shame really.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25665 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:29 PM »
Got some wins against trash early and has looked out of his depth playing horrendously dull football ever since. It's beautiful. You get nervous when they sack a manager thinking they'll finally make a good appointment and they get someone who plays even shitter football than the last. Pretty amusing. Looking forward to his usual Hodgsonesque quotes tonight and something about "the Utd way" or Ferguson to keeps the fans onside.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25666 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:31 PM »
And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25668 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:59 PM »
‘Bouncing Back!’..... Alan Partridge style.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25669 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:09 PM »
Disjointed squad with an inept manager.

Can anyone see them getting anything out of the next 3 league games? No. Me neither

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25670 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 PM »
Time to put away the Dave Save banner
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25671 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25672 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:42 PM »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25673 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:58 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City. Forget it lads,

Stop being so realistic!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25674 on: April 16, 2019, 10:18:36 PM »
Stop being so realistic!

Honestly though, it takes some level of monumental shite to actually make Liverpool fans frustrated at how shit they are!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25675 on: April 16, 2019, 10:20:33 PM »
That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?

I think I'd pretty much die of laughter.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25676 on: April 16, 2019, 10:22:35 PM »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25677 on: April 16, 2019, 10:23:55 PM »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25678 on: April 16, 2019, 10:26:40 PM »
They improved when Sanchez came on, and McTominay was their best player!!!!!?????

And Sex@ot says they need to get back to Utd's true level.
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