Author Topic: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham 5.15PM | Arsenal v Man. City Sunday 3PM  (Read 20820 times)

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Wa ha ha Wembley REALLY hates them

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Haha, physics against Spurs as well.  :D

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Fuck this, I'm going out to find an oligarch to punch.

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:lmao

That's Chelsea's season right there, massive slices of fortune when required.

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Hopefully City or Arsenal win the FA Cup.

the only one I won't mind winning is Arsenal, sadly, I can't see them making it to the final!

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Nice mention of Kenny winning the double in his first season as our manager, mentioning winning the title at Chelsea as well. 
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Not if they win the league it won't ;)

At this rate I'd say they have as much a chance of finishing 3rd or lower than winning the league.

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Hopefully City or Arsenal win the FA Cup.

Be good if Arsenal won it, then Wenger announces he's staying.

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Typical Spurs bottled it in the end. What a goal by Matic.

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the only one I won't mind winning is Arsenal, sadly, I can't see them making it to the final!


Same.

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Has Nkoudou won a competition to appear on the pitch today?
As confusing as the N'Jie signing. N'Koudou will probably end up in France on loan as well next season.

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That's the title race. Chelsea now 7 points ahead.
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At this rate I'd say they have as much a chance of finishing 3rd or lower than winning the league.
Form team before this game but yeah they will probably do a Spurs and fuck it up at the end.

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Wa ha ha Wembley REALLY hates them

That was quite funny.

Bye bye Spurs in 7th heaven. :wave ;D
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It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Same as a few of our games, against much worse teams than Chelsea granted

Dominance means fuck all if you can't get through and are leaky at the back

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Nice mention of Kenny winning the double in his first season as our manager, mentioning winning the title at Chelsea as well.
Actually winning us the title....boss day out that. 8)
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Haha, physics against Spurs as well.  :D
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the only one I won't mind winning is Arsenal, sadly, I can't see them making it to the final!

have to hope john stones plays to his full cock-up capability

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Spurs trying to out-Everton Everton here.



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Couldn't care less about who wins the league and FA Cup (As long as it isn't United). I just find this consistent hyping of Spurs through the whole season, only to deflate like a baloon towards the end absolutely hilarious.


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Spurs corners were mostly shit, & Chelsea scored from there first corner. :lmao
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Was it me or was wembley only 60-70% full during the game?

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Jermaine putting up a decent front here.

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Shearer and Jenas going at it :D. Jenas seems to think because Spurs had loads of possession that they should have won.

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Jenus has the right hump!!!

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Jena said embarrassing himself there

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Jenus a little emotional there  ;D

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It's not about possession Jenus it's what you do with it that counts. :wanker
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Shearer and Jenas going at it :D. Jenas seems to think because Spurs had loads of possession that they should have won.

Indeed, what did they create for all this apparently amazing dominance? Not much outside of their goals. Hardly like Courtois worked miracles or they missed sitter after sitter.

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Anddd Spurs win fuck all yet again  ;D

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Looking forward to hearing what Pochettino has to say.
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What a hit by Matic, that should be the game. 8 straight semifinal losses for Spurs now.
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None of the Spurs full backs are as good as Tom Parker.

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It's not about possession Jenus it's what you do with it that counts. :wanker

Burnley v Liverpool anyone?  ::) ;)
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Fuck off back to obscurity you arrogant, wannabe pricks!
No need for this

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No need for this

Indeed, also comes across like people on here are actually celebrating a Chelsea victory.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Has Nkoudou won a competition to appear on the pitch today?
Ha I thought the exact same thing during the game, he looked lost out on that field

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When you see it  ;D

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Indeed, also comes across like people on here are actually celebrating a Chelsea victory.

Do people need to be reminded about Chelsea fans conduct in the semi against Spurs a few years ago? Fuck the rentboys. Vermin.