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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #960 on: November 26, 2019, 02:24:15 PM »
The pyjamas  :D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #962 on: December 3, 2019, 12:50:09 PM »
The Hebert Chapman panel :lmao :lmao

The Revive the Troopz, Özil and Sir Chips bits are also quality

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #963 on: December 3, 2019, 12:51:33 PM »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #964 on: December 3, 2019, 12:59:26 PM »
What's the reference to a dead manager advertising something? I must have completely missed that.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #965 on: December 3, 2019, 12:59:39 PM »
The lowry hotel dressing gown ahahaha
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #966 on: December 3, 2019, 01:19:08 PM »
What's the reference to a dead manager advertising something? I must have completely missed that.

There's an ad (can't remember who for) featuring Bob Paisley - think it's in the audio/video thread on here maybe.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #967 on: December 3, 2019, 01:20:56 PM »
What's the reference to a dead manager advertising something? I must have completely missed that.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #968 on: December 4, 2019, 11:37:44 AM »
Not sure why he references Rwanda as a politically oppressive regime when it has been one of the best run countries in Africa for the last 10 years or so. Especially after the horrors of 1994.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #969 on: December 4, 2019, 12:06:16 PM »
Not sure why he references Rwanda as a politically oppressive regime when it has been one of the best run countries in Africa for the last 10 years or so. Especially after the horrors of 1994.
becuase of Arsenals jersey
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #970 on: December 4, 2019, 12:11:26 PM »
Loved the Baby Yoda reference!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #971 on: December 4, 2019, 06:42:06 PM »
becuase of Arsenals jersey
Yeah but how is Rwanda an oppressive regime? Unless you can just say that about any African country now.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #972 on: December 4, 2019, 07:33:18 PM »
Yeah but how is Rwanda an oppressive regime? Unless you can just say that about any African country now.
It scores low on the worldwide democracy index, between China and Egypt.  Nobody would bat an eyelid at those two being described as oppressive regimes.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #973 on: December 10, 2019, 11:50:34 AM »
... on football and 2019 general elections. Genius, pure and simple

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/dec/10/david-squires-on-football-and-the-2019-general-election

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #974 on: December 10, 2019, 12:09:30 PM »
very good

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #975 on: December 10, 2019, 12:19:13 PM »
Gordon the Gopher :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #976 on: December 10, 2019, 12:48:13 PM »
The steganography within the text of the last panel Don't Vote Tory .
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #977 on: December 10, 2019, 12:57:50 PM »
Gove's dog whistle

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #978 on: December 10, 2019, 04:42:12 PM »
Rees-Mogg, the dog whistle and Gordon the Gopher ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #979 on: December 17, 2019, 11:59:01 AM »
:lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #981 on: December 17, 2019, 01:42:01 PM »
:lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #982 on: December 17, 2019, 02:04:01 PM »
Lampard at the end ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #983 on: December 17, 2019, 02:16:29 PM »
The last strip is probably the best since the Wenger one. Had me in tears.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #984 on: December 17, 2019, 04:12:31 PM »
Is he a red? We are always in it

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #985 on: December 17, 2019, 04:34:59 PM »
Is he a red? We are always in it

He's a massive red.  Swindon Town wear red, don't they?

Anyway, here's today's cartoon
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #986 on: December 17, 2019, 04:37:10 PM »
Is he a red? We are always in it

Swindon Town fan.  As Ray just said. FFS

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #987 on: December 17, 2019, 07:42:26 PM »
Lovely dig at Tory Boy Frank at the end 😂

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #988 on: December 24, 2019, 12:19:10 PM »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #989 on: December 24, 2019, 12:38:15 PM »
New Advent calendar:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/dec/24/david-squires-on-24-vaguely-festive-football-images-from-2019

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #990 on: December 24, 2019, 12:50:18 PM »
I missed most of the references. Can someone help explain?

The ones I got.

2. Pep.
3. Vardy and his Eagle celebration.
4. Ole's going off a cliff.
5. Everton ballboy in March.
11. West ham dildo.
17. Looks like Sarri, but dunno why he's looking in. Lampard getting an easier ride than him?
18. VAR.
19. Giant pie mascot.
21. Illegal streams.
22. Hennesy and Nazi salutes.
23. Why you should double check before pressing send.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #991 on: December 24, 2019, 01:04:57 PM »
1. Penalty skied over the bar and knocked a light off the roof of a stand.
AHA!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #992 on: December 24, 2019, 01:07:31 PM »
Number 7 isn't a gag, really; that's what Simeone does playing board games...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #993 on: December 24, 2019, 01:21:20 PM »
I missed most of the references. Can someone help explain?

The ones I got.

2. Pep.
3. Vardy and his Eagle celebration.
4. Ole's going off a cliff.
5. Everton ballboy in March.
11. West ham dildo.
17. Looks like Sarri, but dunno why he's looking in. Lampard getting an easier ride than him?
18. VAR.
19. Giant pie mascot.
21. Illegal streams.
22. Hennesy and Nazi salutes.
23. Why you should double check before pressing send.
24. Mourinho.
17 is Bielsa (because of spygate)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #994 on: December 24, 2019, 01:24:06 PM »
I missed most of the references. Can someone help explain?

The ones I got.

2. Pep.
3. Vardy and his Eagle celebration.
4. Ole's going off a cliff.
5. Everton ballboy in March.
11. West ham dildo.
17. Looks like Sarri, but dunno why he's looking in. Lampard getting an easier ride than him?
18. VAR.
19. Giant pie mascot.
21. Illegal streams.
22. Hennesy and Nazi salutes.
23. Why you should double check before pressing send.
24. Mourinho.


6. Ellen White's celebration when she scores and a reference to the Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth
7.
8. League Cup draws taking place in various countries at ridiculous times
9. Otamendi's various tattoos? Can't think of anything else.
10. Mike Dean being a card happy ref?
14. Given eating Sunday lunch and barely looking up when Salah scored against Chelsea last season.
15. Ljungberg being an underwear model when he was an Arsenal player. I think that's it?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #995 on: December 24, 2019, 01:40:49 PM »
12. Is Paddy Power non-sponsoring Huddersfield

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #996 on: December 24, 2019, 02:14:22 PM »
21 is Amazon showing the Boxing Day games, not illegal streaming.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #997 on: December 24, 2019, 02:34:05 PM »
Nothing like a bit of meme hunting at Christmas.

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=146E60ZTLGY Nuneaton lights
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SspFehoYEck Twice!!
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C2Bbfrb7A Christmas Turkey
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_e5gxuX5gI Ole's at the wheel
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoVzbrOEbI Everton Ball Boy
6. https://youtu.be/57772k8lrQI?t=132 Ellen's Labyrinth
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amQ9a8Bl-Fg Cojones
8. https://youtu.be/0qkW4ZDyCuE?t=116 The EFL Cup draw in Beijing, or was it Morrisons, or was it in Space?
9. https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article20834518.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/2_Atalanta-v-Manchester-City-UEFA-Champions-League-Group-C-Football-Giuseppe-Meazza-Milan-Italy.jpg Otamendi tattoo
10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6AY0snB0w Tranmere Rovers Ultras
11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKt6Csenv6Y Old Trafford Marital Aid
12. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/huddersfield-town-paddy-power-kit-stunt-fa-fined-a9093296.html Banter Betz
13. Every link for Ederson tattoos was from papers we don't like here so I will excuse ourselves of that shite.
14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XwX_4SiEY Shay Given's dinner
15. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F003ae698-12cf-11ea-96fb-8041210fa214.jpg?crop=1353%2C2029%2C0%2C0 Ljungberg back in the news
16. https://youtu.be/YwAG33TaltM?t=13 Neymar finding out who is at the wheel
17.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BR1sriRRA Lampard/Bielsa Spygate from last season
18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEeWVQgP1c Bobby VARmino
19. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQP7RE2KeAM Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Come on Wigan give us a Goal!
20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MSHRPay1E No Context Peter Walton
21. Amazon have your data and you pay them for it
22. https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/b48f4d059826767f8e4d25228fb448a44005409f/0_0_1272_1032/master/1272.jpg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=3721995cbbe70328591893d9ce4cf2d1 Roy teaching Wayne Hennessey about the Nazis. After all he was there.
23. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-47020203 Big Al's Big Christmas Nuts
24. Circus de Mourinho is BACK *rubs hands vigorously*


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #999 on: December 31, 2019, 11:04:22 AM »
Happy New Squires everybody

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