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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11360 on: March 16, 2017, 10:20:03 pm »
Mourinho - "Lots of things going against us... we'll probably lose on Sunday but we'll fight."

Must be tough at such a hard up club.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11361 on: March 16, 2017, 10:20:13 pm »
What a monumental gobshite. How can there be anybody left that isn't utterly bored of him?

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11362 on: March 16, 2017, 10:23:55 pm »
It annoys me that we had to sweat blood to get to the final last year and this time around the competition is pathetic.

They're still having to struggle as much as we did, just against shittier opposition. It's fine, I'm happy for them to make the semis and then get beaten on pens. More chances to run Ibrahimovic into the ground.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11363 on: March 16, 2017, 10:24:26 pm »
What a monumental gobshite. How can there be anybody left that isn't utterly bored of him?

Step forward UK media.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11364 on: March 16, 2017, 10:26:29 pm »
Mourinho we'll probably lose on Sunday but we'll fight."

Fucking hell, what a positive c*nt. Swagger big styleee.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11365 on: March 16, 2017, 10:30:26 pm »
Th guy is a lunatic and shit manager now.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11366 on: March 16, 2017, 10:30:46 pm »
What a boring and tedious individual, same comments at every club he manages, absolutely soul draining.

''Disappointed City went out, they have more time to prepare. Some teams don't know what tired is'' ''We have lots of enemies, not Rostov''

Every fucking club same siege mentality, the whole world is against us. My god it's boring and predictable. Just fucking retire already

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11367 on: March 16, 2017, 10:33:41 pm »
Mourinho - "Lots of things going against us... we'll probably lose on Sunday but we'll fight."

Must be tough at such a hard up club.
if only he had the most expensive squad ever!

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11368 on: March 16, 2017, 10:46:57 pm »
When you compare him to the likes of Conte, Klopp and Guardiola he seems so old, boring and predictable. Same old mind games, a perpetual miserable tirade of crap coming out of his mouth, and
the same boring, uninteresting stuff on the field too.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11369 on: March 16, 2017, 10:50:57 pm »
horrible person. he is long overdue a belt of a fist

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11370 on: March 16, 2017, 11:06:43 pm »
When you compare him to the likes of Conte, Klopp and Guardiola he seems so old, boring and predictable. Same old mind games, a perpetual miserable tirade of crap coming out of his mouth, and
the same boring, uninteresting stuff on the field too.

Same old place in the table.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11371 on: March 16, 2017, 11:40:18 pm »
Haha you can always rely on Roy Keane!

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11372 on: March 16, 2017, 11:41:18 pm »
Roy Keane is brilliant. Ripping into Mourinho for his constant shite about the fixture overload.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11373 on: March 16, 2017, 11:41:28 pm »
Haha you can always rely on Roy Keane!

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« Reply #11375 on: March 16, 2017, 11:45:32 pm »
"I don't know why he keeps talking absolute garbage about the schedule. Maybe the club's too big for him"

'Sick to death of him'

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11376 on: March 16, 2017, 11:45:41 pm »
They're still having to struggle as much as we did, just against shittier opposition. It's fine, I'm happy for them to make the semis and then get beaten on pens. More chances to run Ibrahimovic into the ground.
At this point if they don't win it I'd be surprised.

It's our fault for mugging off the league at the end of last season, would've easily thrown them out on their arses again.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11377 on: March 16, 2017, 11:48:13 pm »
"I don't know why he keeps talking absolute garbage about the schedule. Maybe the club's too big for him"

'Sick to death of him'

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Really?!  Beautiful words.

Although he could have said Sixth to death of him
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11378 on: March 17, 2017, 12:04:03 am »
At this point if they don't win it I'd be surprised.
Give over, they're struggling against everybody all season long.

Lyon will win it.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11379 on: March 17, 2017, 12:09:15 am »
Id love nothing more than for them to get knocked out by a Depay Hat-trick.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11380 on: March 17, 2017, 12:13:23 am »
Rojos and agueros shit haircuts ffs  :lmao :lmao

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11381 on: March 17, 2017, 12:13:48 am »
Id love nothing more than for them to get knocked out by a Depay Hat-trick.

he is cup tied.

but im actually happy Lyon beat Roma based on what i saw over the 2 legs of the game. Roma are always to flimsy and bad at the back. Lyon are a better organised team with some good young players.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11382 on: March 17, 2017, 12:16:54 am »
Jose Mourinho has delivered a bleak warning to Manchester United fans after being asked if he can ever restore the club to its past glory.

The Red Devils were a dominant force of the English and European game during Mr. Ferguson’s 27 years in charge, but have struggled since his retirement in 2013.

Mourinho is the club’s third permanent manager since Ferguson left four years ago, and believes the state of the game now means another period of such sustained dominance is ‘impossible’.

Still, the Portuguese tactician accepts he’s going to have to let some fans down as expectation at Old Trafford is still so high.

‘The club is guilty of it (expectations), because of the history. I am also a little bit guilty of it because I’m used to winning trophies at every club,’ Mourinho told Gary Lineker on BBC Two’s, The Premier League Show.

‘The relation between our true potential and the expectations we create – there is a gap.

‘We are not ready to be Manchester United. We are not ready to be the dominant force. We are not ready to try to win everything. Because of our nature, we are ready to fight for everything, every point, but there is a space between the general ambition of a giant club and what we are in reality.’

When asked if United were a bigger club than the likes of Chelsea and Real Madrid where Mourinho has worked in the past, he responded: ‘I’m not saying bigger.

‘I’m just saying that it was easier to get the objectives in the other clubs than here. I think I found a sad club (here).

‘Forget it, it’s not possible (to restore the club to past glories). Don’t try to go (back to) ten, twenty years ago because it’s not possible anymore.’




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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11383 on: March 17, 2017, 12:19:10 am »
Really?!  Beautiful words.

Although he could have said Sixth to death of him

 ;D

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11384 on: March 17, 2017, 12:19:25 am »
but im actually happy Lyon beat Roma based on what i saw over the 2 legs of the game. Roma are always to flimsy and bad at the back. Lyon are a better organised team with some good young players.
Lyon also need to win it to get CL. They look like they really want this.
Id love nothing more than for them to get knocked out by a Depay Hat-trick.
he is cup tied.
Ryan Babel or Iago Aspas on the other hand...

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11385 on: March 17, 2017, 12:20:51 am »
Lyon also need to win it to get CL. They look like they really want this.Ryan Babel or Iago Aspas on the other hand...

Wouldn't mind them having to play Beşiktaş as long as the second leg was in Turkey.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11386 on: March 17, 2017, 12:28:14 am »
Wouldn't mind them having to play Beşiktaş as long as the second leg was in Turkey.

Yeah , Beşiktaş are top of the league and haven't lost at home yet, on top of the obvious intimidating crowd factor.

Otherwise , Lyon please.
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« Reply #11387 on: March 17, 2017, 12:31:12 am »
Link?

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11388 on: March 17, 2017, 12:32:36 am »
celta vigo have shown that they can beat Barcelona.  well capable of beating united too imo

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11389 on: March 17, 2017, 12:39:34 am »
Good grief, he's Hodgson'ed the Mancs !

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11390 on: March 17, 2017, 12:40:37 am »
Wouldn't mind them having to play Beşiktaş as long as the second leg was in Turkey.
Otherwise , Lyon please.
celta vigo have shown that they can beat Barcelona.  well capable of beating united too imo
This is more like it chaps. You see, United are shite and any of the other 7 teams are more than capable of turning them over.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11391 on: March 17, 2017, 12:44:27 am »
I assume Keane is one of these pundits who is scrabbling around for pennies to make ends meet?

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11392 on: March 17, 2017, 12:45:47 am »
I assume Keane is one of these pundits who is scrabbling around for pennies to make ends meet?

Haha what the fuck makes you think that?

Sorry that went totally over my head  ;D Been a long day.
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11393 on: March 17, 2017, 12:46:37 am »
I hear Pogba and Blind went off injured, must have been that poor turf in Rostov.......oh...
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« Reply #11394 on: March 17, 2017, 01:13:15 am »
Good grief, he's Hodgson'ed the Mancs !

Yeah, I got that impression as well. Happy days!
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11395 on: March 17, 2017, 01:55:38 am »
Mourinho - "Lots of things going against us... we'll probably lose on Sunday but we'll fight."

Must be tough at such a hard up club.

Fuck me. That's Moyse-esque.

Good grief, he's Hodgson'ed the Mancs !

Utopia! Tonight was a famous European win for them after all.

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« Reply #11396 on: March 17, 2017, 01:58:26 am »
To be fair, Keane's just fucking called it as it is. Fair play to him. The English media needs more people calling this c*nt on his bollocks.

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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11397 on: March 17, 2017, 02:06:15 am »
Fuck me. That's Moyse-esque.

Utopia! Tonight was a famous European win for them after all.

The transformation is complete - it's gone full circle again... ;)



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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11398 on: March 17, 2017, 02:19:57 am »
fuller Keane comments here...

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Fair play to Keane - it's likely what most sat at home are thinking too - more pundits like him please :)
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Re: José Mourinho - unluckeeeee you crying baby boo hoo
« Reply #11399 on: March 17, 2017, 05:12:52 am »
I hear Pogba and Blind went off injured, must have been that poor turf in Rostov.......oh...

 Nah, Pogba wasn't injured. Had an appointment at the hairdressers and had to leave early to beat the traffic.  Not sure that anybody actually noticed that he'd gone to be fair.