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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6400 on: January 20, 2020, 01:30:07 AM »
Jenas rhetoric on uniteds plan :Lmao

‘Look what wouldve happened if they weren’t shit’

It was so weird. Trying to suggest Solksjaer is this tempered genius who is being held back by the players not able to execute his genius plan

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6401 on: January 20, 2020, 08:42:21 PM »
Didn’t think there was anything wrong with what Jenas was saying. There are probably not many ways to beat us but those tactics give United the best chance. They just didn’t have the quality (or cajones in some cases) to execute. And once we bypassed their press after 15 minutes, that chance reduced even further.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6402 on: January 21, 2020, 07:31:35 AM »
Didn’t think there was anything wrong with what Jenas was saying. There are probably not many ways to beat us but those tactics give United the best chance. They just didn’t have the quality (or cajones in some cases) to execute. And once we bypassed their press after 15 minutes, that chance reduced even further.

I agree, it was probably a fair comment, but it also shows how far they've sunk, this is the type of analysis we'd get when we play Watford and the likes. "They set up well, the manager had a decent plan, but the execution wasn't up to standard."

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6403 on: January 21, 2020, 01:31:42 PM »
Surely you set up your team on the basis of what the players are capable of?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6404 on: January 21, 2020, 01:46:59 PM »
Didn’t think there was anything wrong with what Jenas was saying. There are probably not many ways to beat us but those tactics give United the best chance. They just didn’t have the quality (or cajones in some cases) to execute. And once we bypassed their press after 15 minutes, that chance reduced even further.

The thing I found strange was the way they left their right open every single time in both halves. The amount of times when Speedy Gonzales left the right wide open to try and press onto Virgil was mental. The amount of energy he must have wasted was huge as he ran towards him only to turn on his toes and try and and catch the ball and then Robbo. It really left Wan Bazooka pretty much in difficulties as soon as it happened, with both Gini and Sadio exploiting it.



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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6405 on: January 22, 2020, 10:39:19 PM »
pmsl... it's on first..  :wellin
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6406 on: January 22, 2020, 10:47:28 PM »
I actually didn’t watch, feels too routine these days. I’m truly spoilt. :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6407 on: January 22, 2020, 10:51:11 PM »
“11 wins, 12 defeats. That’s a concern”

Lovely understatement.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6408 on: January 22, 2020, 11:01:23 PM »
It’s ok lads relax. Neville (the other one, known by Evertonians as the disgrace) has said he should stay.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6409 on: January 22, 2020, 11:05:25 PM »
Phil Neville just said Leicester should be talked about in the same breath as Liverpool. :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6410 on: January 22, 2020, 11:05:54 PM »
Schmeical is such a horrible shit house

Roaring at the ref pointing his finger in his face

At it e wet game aswell. Never usually say but he needs a brutal challenge on him. Complete c*nt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6411 on: January 22, 2020, 11:15:17 PM »
Phil Neville just said Leicester should be talked about in the same breath as Liverpool. :lmao
He isn’t even the best coach in his family
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6412 on: January 22, 2020, 11:15:39 PM »
Didn’t expect that voice from Farke

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6413 on: January 22, 2020, 11:15:44 PM »
Schmeical is such a horrible shit house

Roaring at the ref pointing his finger in his face

At it e wet game aswell. Never usually say but he needs a brutal challenge on him. Complete c*nt
His father is strong in that one
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6414 on: January 22, 2020, 11:20:15 PM »
I thought you can't get sent off if you're the last man & give away a penalty anymore under double jeopardy?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6415 on: January 22, 2020, 11:23:44 PM »
Phil Neville just said Leicester should be talked about in the same breath as Liverpool. :lmao

Only if that breath is used to utter the phrase 'Leicester are one of the teams a long way behind Liverpool' as there's no other reason for it to happen.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6416 on: January 22, 2020, 11:25:02 PM »
I thought you can't get sent off if you're the last man & give away a penalty anymore under double jeopardy?

You still have to make an honest attempt to get the ball or it’s still red
Or he could read Babu's Twitter threads, which is where I get my opinions from

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6417 on: January 22, 2020, 11:27:54 PM »
How on earth is that Chelsea 2nd goal not offside? Abrahams is limping back, is yards offside, but at the last minute swerves out of the way, to avoid touching it.
But surely he has to affect the movement of the Arsenal goalkeeper? The keeper moves as if expecting a touch from him, and then has to reposition himself very quickly.
Was this looked at last night?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6418 on: January 22, 2020, 11:29:21 PM »
Neville

‘Batshuayi should at least....score’

I’m trying to think what his best case equates to there. Wins the 3pts right there and then?

Solve world peace ?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6419 on: January 22, 2020, 11:30:27 PM »
He isn’t even the best coach in his family

He is to be fair
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6420 on: January 22, 2020, 11:33:03 PM »
His father is strong in that one

Wasn’t he Just

I stop every now and again And ponder the Ian Wright challenge on him. Lovely

And Fowler sitting him on his arse, waving at air and staring at space over and over again

I’d love to know who’s scored more part that bowl headed Pig faced prick more than God
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6421 on: January 22, 2020, 11:33:57 PM »
He is to be fair

Don't the Neville brothers have a sister that's a coach too, surely she has to be better than either of them.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6422 on: January 22, 2020, 11:36:08 PM »
He is to be fair
Nah his sister has actually won something
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6423 on: January 22, 2020, 11:38:35 PM »
Nah his sister has actually won something

I forgot her

Fair play
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6424 on: January 23, 2020, 12:06:37 AM »
Did my ears deceive me there. Did Neville just chalk our title credentials off for next season because Laporte will be back playing? Fucking Lurch-faced c*nt.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6425 on: January 23, 2020, 12:24:00 AM »
Did my ears deceive me there. Did Neville just chalk our title credentials off for next season because Laporte will be back playing? Fucking Lurch-faced c*nt.

It’s insanely painful for all of them now.

United Pundits and journalists are starting to just completely lose professionalism and spout off like they’re on Redcafe
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6426 on: January 23, 2020, 12:27:30 AM »
Did my ears deceive me there. Did Neville just chalk our title credentials off for next season because Laporte will be back playing? Fucking Lurch-faced c*nt.
I never had Abu Dhabi down as a one mercenary team, but they make out this Laporte fella is the second coming of Christ or something.
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« Reply #6427 on: January 23, 2020, 12:30:17 AM »
It’s insanely painful for all of them now.

United Pundits and journalists are starting to just completely lose professionalism and spout off like they’re on Redcafe
I do love it though. We've made them regress back to the school playground and lose all pretense of professionalism and emotional maturity.

It's beautiful.  8)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6428 on: January 23, 2020, 12:31:41 AM »
That Schmeichal is constantly coming out flapping at crosses.  Usually taking out the whole box at the same time.

When he fucks it up he immediately blames anyone and everyone and starts crying like a baby.

Seen him do it tons of times.

Christ, how bad are West Ham though.  If we don't take 6 points off them over the next few weeks I will be totally shocked.

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« Reply #6429 on: January 23, 2020, 12:38:09 AM »
I do love it though. We've made them regress back to the school playground and lose all pretense of professionalism and emotional maturity.

It's beautiful.  8)

Isn’t it

It happened to Everton in pretty much 1988, Colin Harvey then Mike Walker. Then no way back

It’s far too much to dream United could drop that far and go that insane and build their entire life around us.

But here’s hoping
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6430 on: January 23, 2020, 11:27:59 AM »
I really struggle to understand how Phil Neville gets work as a pundit.  I know there are a few bad ones out there but he comes out with some complete rubbish and comes across as incredibly thick.  This has nothing to do with him being a Manc because I like Gary as a pundit.  Phil was a limited player who got lucky coming through in a strong United team but broadcasters are relying on this as a reason to give him punditry work.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6431 on: January 23, 2020, 11:49:18 AM »
How on earth is that Chelsea 2nd goal not offside? Abrahams is limping back, is yards offside, but at the last minute swerves out of the way, to avoid touching it.
But surely he has to affect the movement of the Arsenal goalkeeper? The keeper moves as if expecting a touch from him, and then has to reposition himself very quickly.
Was this looked at last night?

Thought the same, isn't he interfering with play, he's literally in front of the goalie at one point.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6432 on: February 1, 2020, 08:09:44 PM »
MOTD running order: Liv/Sou, Wat/Eve, WHU/Bri, Bou/AV, Lei/Che, CP/SU, ManU/Wol, New/Nor.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6433 on: February 1, 2020, 08:15:20 PM »
MOTD running order: Liv/Sou, Wat/Eve, WHU/Bri, Bou/AV, Lei/Che, CP/SU, ManU/Wol, New/Nor.

I wonder which penalty shout will get the most airtime from our game, weirdly for a 6 nations weekend I bet it won't be the rugby tackle on Firmino.  ::)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6434 on: February 1, 2020, 10:20:47 PM »
5 minute warning... 10:25

I'm going to watch it for the first time in ages.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6435 on: February 1, 2020, 10:42:22 PM »
Surely Firmino has to get a mention for 3 assists...

Guess not.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6436 on: February 1, 2020, 10:42:38 PM »
Shearer said Hendo should get player of the year...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6437 on: February 1, 2020, 10:43:29 PM »
Surely Firmino has to get a mention for 3 assists...

Guess not.
They want to shovel us out of the way ASAP. It must be sickening them that we're so good.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6438 on: February 1, 2020, 10:44:23 PM »
In fairness they were very complimentary about us, Ian Wright called us the best team in the world.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6439 on: February 1, 2020, 10:45:12 PM »
Quite shocking (in a good way though) that motd broke ranks with all the other pundits and said VAR missed two penalties and not simply the possible one for Ings.