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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4160 on: December 23, 2018, 09:41:42 AM »
All dem empty seats at Arsenal. :o
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4161 on: December 23, 2018, 09:47:10 AM »
I've noticed that. Like this game now, they edit out all the other city songs and just have them singing 'come on city' all of the time. Anyone would think they only have one song.

I use to laugh a bit when Gerrard scores, you would hear the full chant!. I think that have done it for the kids. Can you imagine a 6 year old listening unsupervised and then repeating it in school?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4162 on: December 23, 2018, 09:55:04 AM »
I've noticed that. Like this game now, they edit out all the other city songs and just have them singing 'come on city' all of the time. Anyone would think they only have one song.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4163 on: December 23, 2018, 10:40:43 PM »
Kane really does have a shit celebration.

Missed the game earlier, fairly hilarious watching Everton’s defence!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4164 on: December 23, 2018, 10:43:20 PM »
Not only is Pickford a shit keeper he is also one snide little twat.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4165 on: December 23, 2018, 10:43:58 PM »
Just watching these highlights without knowing the result.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4166 on: December 23, 2018, 10:48:12 PM »
Swear to god top keeper in for Everton that’s 2-2

1st obvious
2 through his legs
And the wall arguably his fault also
Kane 2nd he could come out to meet that very obvious cross also

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4167 on: December 23, 2018, 11:16:25 PM »
Looking at the table at the end of the show, they mention Spurs being 2 points behind City. Not a single mention of us being 4 points clear.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4168 on: December 23, 2018, 11:25:41 PM »
Looking at the table at the end of the show, they mention Spurs being 2 points behind City. Not a single mention of us being 4 points clear.

That’s boring now

Yesterday United were winning every game left and champions league because Solksjaer is a football genius

Today it’s Spurs

It sounds ridiculous but also true. The media are a day by day living entity like the large majority of fans, next time we don’t win a game the ‘wheels will have fallen off’ or similar

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4169 on: December 24, 2018, 11:32:58 AM »
That’s boring now

Yesterday United were winning every game left and champions league because Solksjaer is a football genius

Today it’s Spurs

It sounds ridiculous but also true. The media are a day by day living entity like the large majority of fans, next time we don’t win a game the ‘wheels will have fallen off’ or similar


Yeah. Absolutely true. *sigh*

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4170 on: December 26, 2018, 09:34:02 PM »
The @BBCMOTD running order: Lei/ManC, Tot/Bou, Liv/New, Bur/Eve, ManU/Hud, Wat/Che, Bri/Ars, Ful/Wol, CP/Car. 9 games, 29 goals. Not quite 1963 by not bad at all. @BBCOne 10.20.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4171 on: December 26, 2018, 09:59:54 PM »
The @BBCMOTD running order: Lei/ManC, Tot/Bou, Liv/New, Bur/Eve, ManU/Hud, Wat/Che, Bri/Ars, Ful/Wol, CP/Car. 9 games, 29 goals. Not quite 1963 by not bad at all. @BBCOne 10.20.
Bit odd we're not on second, considering we're top, 7 pts clear of City? Anyway, who cares. Put more pressure on City and Spuds.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4172 on: December 26, 2018, 10:00:14 PM »
The @BBCMOTD running order: Lei/ManC, Tot/Bou, Liv/New, Bur/Eve, ManU/Hud, Wat/Che, Bri/Ars, Ful/Wol, CP/Car. 9 games, 29 goals. Not quite 1963 by not bad at all. @BBCOne 10.20.

So the running order is based on league position I guess?  :-X
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4173 on: December 26, 2018, 10:04:37 PM »
Anywhere to stream this (for those of us not in the UK and without access to a vpn)?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4174 on: December 26, 2018, 10:05:59 PM »
So the running order is based on league position I guess?  :-X

Got to build the narrative though - they’ve got to say ‘that means Liverpool had to win to stretch their lead at the top by six points’. Makes sense.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4175 on: December 26, 2018, 10:17:19 PM »
Anywhere to stream this (for those of us not in the UK and without access to a vpn)?

yeah, i was looking for a stream as well as well please

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4176 on: December 26, 2018, 10:21:18 PM »
yeah, i was looking for a stream as well as well please
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4177 on: December 26, 2018, 10:21:32 PM »
Oh ace, Danny Murphy and Phil Neville  8)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4178 on: December 26, 2018, 10:22:09 PM »
yeah, i was looking for a stream as well as well please
try this

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4179 on: December 26, 2018, 10:22:14 PM »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4180 on: December 26, 2018, 10:29:29 PM »
Normally I hate the “oo are ya?” chant but the Leicester fans singing it just then completely hit the spot

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4181 on: December 26, 2018, 10:29:58 PM »
2-1 flattered Man City.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4182 on: December 26, 2018, 10:30:11 PM »
Is it just me or is he calling Sane 'Zaney'
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4183 on: December 26, 2018, 10:30:16 PM »
cracking goal from Ricardo, mind you I'd have said that if he was stood on the line and it bobbled in off his bellend ;D

Delph had a fucking shocker from what they've show, especially 1st half, shame the shit c*nt is suspended for our game

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4184 on: December 26, 2018, 10:31:47 PM »
Weird-looking red that, you could see it if he’d crunched him during the tackle, but the follow-through had kind of petered out by the time they made contact.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4185 on: December 26, 2018, 10:33:17 PM »
cracking goal from Ricardo, mind you I'd have said that if he was stood on the line and it bobbled in off his bellend ;D

Delph had a fucking shocker from what they've show, especially 1st half, shame the shit c*nt is suspended for our game
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4186 on: December 26, 2018, 10:33:51 PM »
2-1 flattered Man City.
mmmm city don't look too clever at the moment do they

Great thing about this is every other team will now go up against them smelling blood, whereas before they were only smelling the shit in their own pants. Crude but apt

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4187 on: December 26, 2018, 10:36:18 PM »
"I used to tackle that way too."

Yeah, Danny, of course you did. Sure.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4188 on: December 26, 2018, 10:36:50 PM »
Murphy trying to defend that assault by Delph. The guy is a complete wanker  :butt

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4189 on: December 26, 2018, 10:36:57 PM »
So we're top of the league & on 3rd match. :butt

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4190 on: December 26, 2018, 10:37:52 PM »
What a fucking joke this programme is.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4191 on: December 26, 2018, 10:38:02 PM »
"I used to tackle that way too."

Yeah, Danny, of course you did. Sure.

Twat.
Funny thing is he follows that odd statement up with "Yes it's a red for me"??? 

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4192 on: December 26, 2018, 10:40:47 PM »
Bournemouth really pulled their pants down in this game. No composure in front of goal, no tracking back from midfield etc

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4193 on: December 26, 2018, 10:42:28 PM »
These highlights are all Bournemouth, what the hell is this?  It looks like Spurs took a shoeing, apart from the five goals.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4194 on: December 26, 2018, 10:42:42 PM »
Funny thing is he follows that odd statement up with "Yes it's a red for me"??? 
He tackles like everyone. Shoots like everyone. Has skill like everyone. Headers like everyone. Free kicks like everyone. Technique like everyone.

The man's got some kind of deluded warped opinion of himself, like he thinks he was a world beater.

You're Danny Murphy. Your claim to fame is scoring a free kick or two against United in your heyday. That's it.


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4195 on: December 26, 2018, 10:43:17 PM »
Murphy trying to defend that assault by Delph. The guy is a complete wanker  :butt
He is a twat, of that there is no doubt, but he wasn't defending the tackle.  He said "Delph knows what he's doing and got away with a similar one against Calvert-Lewin" and "it's a red card for me".
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4196 on: December 26, 2018, 10:43:37 PM »
I take it back, there’s goal of the season.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4197 on: December 26, 2018, 10:43:52 PM »
These highlights are all Bournemouth, what the hell is this?  It looks like Spurs took a shoeing, apart from the five goals.
I was watching a half time football summary earlier and it was generally agreed with the pundits that Bournemouth should have been ahead at half time

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4198 on: December 26, 2018, 10:44:29 PM »
These highlights are all Bournemouth, what the hell is this?  It looks like Spurs took a shoeing, apart from the five goals.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4199 on: December 26, 2018, 10:44:33 PM »
Listening to Radio five live for large parts of today and various other outlets over the last few days there is no doubt, Spurs are the current media darlings. (They didn't sign anybody you know?)

But, I'm glad we're 'under the radar' somewhat, (well as much as you can be when you're top of the league).