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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4000 on: December 5, 2018, 11:23:05 PM »
The one with special needs is off again
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4001 on: December 5, 2018, 11:23:07 PM »
Hilarious the way Emery sounds.

He’s a proper wrong ‘un.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4002 on: December 5, 2018, 11:24:40 PM »
It's one of my shocking opinions, I know, but I've always had a soft spot for the little get.

Wait you were serious?

He’s shit a cheat and a c*nt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4003 on: December 5, 2018, 11:25:05 PM »
How the hell does Screech get away with so many dirty fouls? Elbows, leg breakers and now hair pulling.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4004 on: December 5, 2018, 11:25:23 PM »
They can’t quite bring themselves to call it a howler from De Gea can they?

“uncharacteristic”, “a bit of a soft goal to concede”.  Other keepers would get an entire section analysing their every move if they’d done something half as bad.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4005 on: December 5, 2018, 11:26:00 PM »
Amazing finish from Mkhi for that offside goal. Two great fifth place sides battling it out there with staggeringly rubbish defences.

Good to see Darren Farley being used to voiceover Emery there.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4006 on: December 5, 2018, 11:26:23 PM »
I'd love Ander Herrera in our squad, proper little terrier shithouse in the midfield.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4007 on: December 5, 2018, 11:27:04 PM »
How was Fellaini not sent of for that? The ref was five yards away!  :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4008 on: December 5, 2018, 11:27:21 PM »
They can’t quite bring themselves to call it a howler from De Gea can they?

“uncharacteristic”, “a bit of a soft goal to concede”.  Other keepers would get an entire section analysing their every move if they’d done something half as bad.

Well Jordan Pickford's error certainly got well analysed didn't it. ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4009 on: December 5, 2018, 11:27:47 PM »
How the hell does Screech get away with so many dirty fouls? Elbows, leg breakers and now hair pulling.
Incredible really, and the pundits usually pass it off cos he's shite and obviously never means it!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4010 on: December 5, 2018, 11:28:00 PM »
Fellaini is such a c*nt.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4011 on: December 5, 2018, 11:28:55 PM »
Yeah I've shit the bed with that shout haven't I? Don't drink and RAWK, kids.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4012 on: December 5, 2018, 11:29:04 PM »
How the hell does Screech get away with so many dirty fouls? Elbows, leg breakers and now hair pulling.

Him and Foulnandinho have the officials in their pocket

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4013 on: December 5, 2018, 11:29:41 PM »
Fellaini is such a c*nt.

The 'Scholesy' like 'hahaha he just can't help it can he' and 'he likes to put himself about'  / 'lucky to get away with that' etc.

It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4014 on: December 5, 2018, 11:29:58 PM »
Spurs selling out Wembley again, I see.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4015 on: December 5, 2018, 11:30:04 PM »
Yeah I've shit the bed with that shout haven't I? Don't drink and RAWK, kids.

Suppose you'd like Nani as our winger ;)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4016 on: December 5, 2018, 11:34:05 PM »
Remember when Hazard was the best player the world had ever seen for 2 weeks? Boy, did his career fall off a cliff fast, eh?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4017 on: December 5, 2018, 11:34:26 PM »
Not paid them any attention all season but is that Southampton’s normal home shirt or an away one for when they play teams in white?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4018 on: December 5, 2018, 11:36:29 PM »
The 'Scholesy' like 'hahaha he just can't help it can he' and 'he likes to put himself about'  / 'lucky to get away with that' etc.

Yeah, I don't get it. Scholes was a great player but had a nasty streak that got ignored. Fellaini is somehow a cult hero just in terms of footballing ability, like if Lennie from Of Mice and Men was a footballer. But he also has a nasty streak and pulling someone's hair in front of the ref is standard shithousing. He should be done in retrospect but won't be because of an incompetent ref.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4019 on: December 5, 2018, 11:37:09 PM »
Is Doherty Irish? Seems to be having a very decent season?

He is, to be sure to be sure.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4020 on: December 5, 2018, 11:38:05 PM »
Remember when Hazard was the best player the world had ever seen for 2 weeks? Boy, did his career fall off a cliff fast, eh?
Could do with him making a comeback Saturday
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4021 on: December 5, 2018, 11:40:51 PM »
So, of the games that were played today, Everton are on last? Their traditional spot. But these days they’re a great side, playing great football and have got the top 5 teams running scared. They’ve come away with the “honours” two games running.

How dare the BBC suggest their games are as dull as ditch water.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4022 on: December 5, 2018, 11:44:39 PM »
Here they are

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4023 on: December 5, 2018, 11:45:49 PM »
How do they boo so quickly?

The ball had barely hit the floor from the net and they were booing
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4024 on: December 5, 2018, 11:46:55 PM »
How do they boo so quickly?

The ball had barely hit the floor from the net and they were booing

Another round of boos then. For no reason it seems.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4025 on: December 5, 2018, 11:46:57 PM »
How do they boo so quickly?

The ball had barely hit the floor from the net and they were booing

An instinct from birth.

Boo-urn not manufactured.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4026 on: December 5, 2018, 11:49:55 PM »
Superbly crafted goal. Defender heads it onto Everton player looking the wrong way. Bounces off another Newcastle player to Richarlison.

Can’t defend against such surgically accurate attacking.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4027 on: December 5, 2018, 11:50:44 PM »
Here comes Danny to big them up.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4028 on: December 5, 2018, 11:51:32 PM »
Another round of boos then. For no reason it seems.

They sit round Christmas dinner throwing all the red cracker hats in the bin then  ‘shall we all have a nice boo everyone’?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4029 on: December 5, 2018, 11:52:41 PM »
Here comes Danny to big them up.

Has done the entire time he’s been a pundit. Rain or shine

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4030 on: December 5, 2018, 11:53:28 PM »
An instinct from birth.

Boo-urn not manufactured.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4031 on: December 5, 2018, 11:54:55 PM »
Credit Morgan Gibbs-White, looks classy and he looked delighted in his post match interview

What a superb prospect. I love the way he shows for the ball.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4032 on: December 5, 2018, 11:55:47 PM »
City opening goal celebrations sound like consolation goal celebrations because it's so easy.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4033 on: December 6, 2018, 12:03:04 AM »
Kevin Friend making an absolute mess of this game
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4034 on: December 6, 2018, 12:07:03 AM »
Martin Keown literally just narrating what's happening on screen there.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4035 on: December 6, 2018, 12:53:40 AM »
Yeah, I don't get it. Scholes was a great player but had a nasty streak that got ignored. Fellaini is somehow a cult hero just in terms of footballing ability, like if Lennie from Of Mice and Men was a footballer. But he also has a nasty streak and pulling someone's hair in front of the ref is standard shithousing. He should be done in retrospect but won't be because of an incompetent ref.
Remember Gerrard jumping with the shitty scruff. Genuine clash of heads and the ref booked Stevie because Mary Anne had a cut eye. He sat there with a whinging face because his elbow had missed.
Then there was the shithouse challenge on Soto where he got him sent off because he did his own ligaments in the foul.
He is a disgrace of a player
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4036 on: December 6, 2018, 12:54:33 AM »
Martin Keown literally just narrating what's happening on screen there.

Who was it on here who said he should go back to his cave and draw wildebeest on the walls.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4037 on: December 6, 2018, 12:59:29 AM »
Remember when Hazard was the best player the world had ever seen for 2 weeks? Boy, did his career fall off a cliff fast, eh?

He's still boss, just surrounded by a fair bit of mediocrity.

Chelsea would have signed at least an elite striker 10 years ago - they just don't mean proper business anymore. He has to leave to fulfill his talent.
Better than the Invincibles.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4038 on: December 8, 2018, 10:05:19 PM »
We're first on tonight.  :D

We’re going chronologically with the top 2: Bou/Liv, Che/ManC, ManU/Ful, WHU/CP, Lei/Tot, Ars/Hud, Car/Sou, Bur/Bri
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4039 on: December 8, 2018, 10:27:52 PM »
Just noticed on the 2nd lee mason give the advantage played  sign when the ball ends in the net

Was giving fuck all. Saw it go in and took the chance to make himself look good
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