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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3560 on: August 13, 2018, 12:07:51 AM »
De Gea shits his pants on that goal. Should be coming out and taking everything in that situation.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3561 on: August 13, 2018, 12:08:06 AM »
Just wanted to share this link I found for users outside the Uk to watch motd live. Tried pissing around with vpns and kodi but this was great.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3562 on: August 13, 2018, 12:13:00 AM »
We were hyping up Wan-Bissaka on here last year, seems to have carried on in the same vein of form.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3563 on: August 13, 2018, 12:17:14 AM »
Jenas
After saying we were good he then tries to moderate his praise with...

“West Ham were the architects of their own downfall”

What a blert

He then shows numerous examples of how West Ham couldn’t cope with our movement, and were pulled out of shape, but no fault of Noble.
Ha, I was actually coming to this thread to praise Jenas - I thought the way he, Keown and Chapman analysed the game was surprisingly sharp and well presented. "Horses fuck horses" as Duncan Jenkins would say.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3564 on: August 13, 2018, 12:12:35 PM »
Ha, I was actually coming to this thread to praise Jenas - I thought the way he, Keown and Chapman analysed the game was surprisingly sharp and well presented. "Horses fuck horses" as Duncan Jenkins would say.

Yeah that was the best thing BBC have done on us in years. Good to have enthusiastic people on, who are capable of speaking in full sentences.

Hopefully the BBC heard the whole country's feedback and won't have Phil Neville everywhere from now on

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3565 on: August 14, 2018, 01:25:03 PM »
Seems like the BBC have lowered their game : punditry ratio even further than last season, it felt like 8 mins of football to 12 of experts. Playing with their new TV with buttons.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3566 on: August 18, 2018, 08:34:11 PM »
BBC One | 10:20pm | 18/08/2018  Running Order

1) Chelsea 3-2 Arsenal
2) Tottenham 3-1 Fulham
3) West Ham 1-2 Bournemouth
4) Everton 2-1 Southampton
5) Leicester 2-0 Wolves
6) Cardiff 0-0 Newcastle
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3567 on: August 18, 2018, 08:43:34 PM »
We were hyping up Wan-Bissaka on here last year, seems to have carried on in the same vein of form.
Never heard of him. Who does he play for?
Let's drink to him once more. He was a good Stalker.
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3568 on: August 18, 2018, 10:27:33 PM »
Still giving Phil Neville airtime. Sigh.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3569 on: August 18, 2018, 10:28:01 PM »
"Players that don't play need to wait until I am sacked or go elsewhere to find a solution"

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3570 on: August 18, 2018, 10:29:40 PM »
Keeper saves that all day.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3571 on: August 18, 2018, 10:30:53 PM »
I don't know if I enjoy a single thing about punditry anymore

They are so shit and I can't bear Neville Murphy etc

Monday night football is probably it
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3572 on: August 18, 2018, 10:31:53 PM »
"Players that don't play need to wait until I am sacked or go elsewhere to find a solution"

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So Poch has got his LMA pass.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3573 on: August 18, 2018, 10:39:45 PM »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3574 on: August 18, 2018, 10:40:28 PM »
Are the BBC only allowed to show a maximum amount of highlights? Surely if they need to save cash just have a presenter and show more football instead of having to listen to the dickheads they pay huge money to so they can state the obvious. The Bundesliga highlights on ITV are great as they show the football and have a presenter who introduces each game.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3575 on: August 18, 2018, 10:41:54 PM »
Are the BBC only allowed to show a maximum amount of highlights? Surely if they need to save cash just have a presenter and show more football instead of having to listen to the dickheads they pay huge money to so they can state the obvious. The Bundesliga highlights on ITV are great as they show the football and have a presenter who introduces each game.

Or just get James Richardson in and make the bits when they're not showing any actual football interesting.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3576 on: August 18, 2018, 10:44:49 PM »
Or just get James Richardson in and make the bits when they're not showing any actual football interesting.
Exactly what I'm talking about. Was boss on Football Italia.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3577 on: August 18, 2018, 10:45:41 PM »
Kane is one bad gormless twat isn’t he. Old news I know but needs to be said.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3578 on: August 18, 2018, 10:46:00 PM »
Never heard of him. Who does he play for?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3579 on: August 18, 2018, 10:46:43 PM »
Are the BBC only allowed to show a maximum amount of highlights? Surely if they need to save cash just have a presenter and show more football instead of having to listen to the dickheads they pay huge money to so they can state the obvious. The Bundesliga highlights on ITV are great as they show the football and have a presenter who introduces each game.


Yep, think it's only 10 minutes maximum of highlights from each match.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3580 on: August 18, 2018, 10:47:01 PM »
Kane is one bad gormless twat isn’t he. Old news I know but needs to be said.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3581 on: August 18, 2018, 10:49:30 PM »

Yep, think it's only 10 minutes maximum of highlights from each match.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3582 on: August 18, 2018, 11:12:39 PM »
Pickford on Ings there :o
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3583 on: August 18, 2018, 11:19:17 PM »
Evertons year?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3584 on: August 18, 2018, 11:19:29 PM »
Everton did sign Malcolm after all.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3585 on: August 18, 2018, 11:19:55 PM »
Pickford on Ings there :o
he looked like he kicked the ball then deliberately followed through and raked his studs.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3586 on: August 18, 2018, 11:20:43 PM »
Everton's year for what? The 6th place prize?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3587 on: August 18, 2018, 11:25:11 PM »
Phil Neville!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3588 on: August 18, 2018, 11:31:45 PM »
Is that a 3 game ban for Vardy or just the one?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3589 on: August 18, 2018, 11:35:27 PM »
Is that a 3 game ban for Vardy or just the one?

3 for a straight red.

Mark Hughes is such a whingeing old c*nt. He sends out yard dogs to kick players for 90 minutes and then blames the ref for their losses. Every. Fucking. Week.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3590 on: August 18, 2018, 11:42:51 PM »
3 for a straight red.

Mark Hughes is such a whingeing old c*nt. He sends out yard dogs to kick players for 90 minutes and then blames the ref for their losses. Every. Fucking. Week.
Ta, he misses our game then.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3591 on: August 19, 2018, 12:01:09 AM »
Ta, he misses our game then.

Probably not as great as it sounds, looked properly unfit today and that’s probs why he made that tackle. Still don’t think it’s a red myself though.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3592 on: August 19, 2018, 10:50:59 PM »
Danny Murphy has just complained that only Martial got booked for United today, claiming it proved a lack of effort. His poor gammon brain.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3593 on: August 19, 2018, 11:06:48 PM »
Paul Ince looks like a toad.

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« Reply #3594 on: August 19, 2018, 11:07:58 PM »
Danny Murphy has just complained that only Martial got booked for United today, claiming it proved a lack of effort. His poor gammon brain.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3595 on: August 19, 2018, 11:08:48 PM »
Great goal from Gray that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3596 on: August 19, 2018, 11:15:59 PM »
Dyche in moaning about a referee shocker.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3597 on: August 19, 2018, 11:16:00 PM »
Proper pass from Doucoure that. Got potential to be brilliant him.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3598 on: August 19, 2018, 11:16:50 PM »
Danny Murphy has just complained that only Martial got booked for United today, claiming it proved a lack of effort. His poor gammon brain.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3599 on: August 20, 2018, 01:15:38 AM »

Yep, think it's only 10 minutes maximum of highlights from each match.

Where'd you see this?