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The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread
« on: July 24, 2016, 10:58:52 PM »
Another season begins and we need somewhere to witness all the goals. From the sublime to the ridiculous, stick them in here. This season, we are starting with the ridiculous.
I was following this game the other night on Bet365. Went on to the Bournemouth twitter to see if Ibe was playing and how he was getting on and they had obviously mentioned this goal. I asked them for a video or footgae, but the fuckers didn't reply. Thankfully, it wasn't too long before I found one.

Sammy Ndjock - Minnesota United v Bournemouth

(Around 17 seconds, you can see Ibe running by and pretty much saying - "Aaaaahahahaha did you fucking see that  ;D )

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2016, 01:50:19 PM »
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2016, 02:17:36 PM »
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You made a bit of a hash of that!

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2016, 03:08:58 PM »
There's a video on here somewhere of him afterwards, blaming it on the jam sandwich.

https://youtu.be/Bvoya-aAyM4

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2016, 04:24:21 AM »
There's a video on here somewhere of him afterwards, blaming it on the jam sandwich.

https://youtu.be/Bvoya-aAyM4

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You do realise that's a complete pisstake?

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2016, 09:51:22 PM »
No it's not, that's video footage from the team talk before the game. They were being filmed for a documentary.........



It is him laughing at himself afterwards, isn't it?

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2016, 11:58:58 AM »
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2016, 07:39:22 AM »
Cracking goal from Dundalk yesterday:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iw0x1Txt8ZI

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2016, 11:51:46 AM »
Cracking goal from Dundalk yesterday:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iw0x1Txt8ZI

Holy fuck. Won't see many better goals than that this season

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2016, 10:02:21 AM »
Not an individual great goal, but how about 3 great goals in a hat-trick?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/scotland/37163487
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #10 on: September 5, 2016, 01:05:32 PM »
Spennymoor Town goalkeeper Dan Lowson scores an 80-yard free-kick during his side's 5-3 win away at Radcliffe Borough in the FA Cup first qualifying round.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37274343

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #11 on: September 6, 2016, 12:25:37 PM »
Spennymoor Town goalkeeper Dan Lowson scores an 80-yard free-kick during his side's 5-3 win away at Radcliffe Borough in the FA Cup first qualifying round.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37274343

Haha, you don't see enough of those these days.  :D
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #12 on: September 6, 2016, 12:29:23 PM »
Great idea for a topic  8)

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #13 on: September 6, 2016, 06:59:44 PM »
Not so much the goal itself (which was the third in a hattrick for the defender), but the goal celebration is brilliant!

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #14 on: September 7, 2016, 10:49:05 AM »
 ;D  Getting sent off as well makes it even funnier
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #15 on: September 7, 2016, 10:59:25 PM »
Not so much the goal itself (which was the third in a hattrick for the defender), but the goal celebration is brilliant!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/KteF8VI2Rl8" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/KteF8VI2Rl8</a>

Blatantly stolen celebration!
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #16 on: September 7, 2016, 11:18:49 PM »
Blatantly stolen celebration!

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2016, 11:54:25 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9dwUlpc_c

35 seconds onwards. Had a good bevvy in the square in Basel with this lad and his dad and mates.
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2016, 12:12:34 PM »
Blatantly stolen celebration!

It says in the video that he copied a celebration he saw online - he was so happy he did not think about it, he just did like he saw in that video..
He is not trying to say he invented it  :)

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2016, 08:13:00 PM »
Did anyone see this one from last week.

Women's college football.


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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2016, 09:46:26 AM »
Just thought I'd stick this one in as it's my local club.  Goal at 1:40. 

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He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2016, 10:11:14 AM »
I cannot find the link now as I am at work, but hopefully someone else can share it, the Kevin Prince Boateng goal at the weekend... oh my
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2016, 10:30:45 AM »
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He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2016, 12:07:05 PM »
Just thought I'd stick this one in as it's my local club.  Goal at 1:40. 

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No offence, but I wouldn't say that's a particularly great goal, more to do with shite goalkeeping.

What the fuck is the keeper doing on the half way line, when one of his own players is only two yards away.

Taking nothing away from the goal scorer, but come on, the keeper makes it easy for him. He may well have to hit it fifty/sixty yards, but due to the keepers shiteness, he's basically rolling it into an open net.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2016, 12:13:04 PM »
No offence, but I wouldn't say that's a particularly great goal, more to do with shite goalkeeping.

What the fuck is the keeper doing on the half way line, when one of his own players is only two yards away.

Taking nothing away from the goal scorer, but come on, the keeper makes it easy for him. He may well have to hit it fifty/sixty yards, but due to the keepers shiteness, he's basically rolling it into an open net.

I know, but its Halifax Town!
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2016, 03:26:38 PM »
a nightmare miss...

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/801031712243412992


and some weird tactical pressing tactics from the Dutch in the 70's...

https://twitter.com/TheBallersFC/status/800458267218558976


Kwalitee team goal from Newcastle...

https://twitter.com/TheBallersFC/status/797816064910434305


Superb free-kick - Roberto Carlos style (but better)...

https://twitter.com/TheBallersFC/status/792671238720253952
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2016, 12:01:22 PM »
Never get tired of seeing this one

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I showed my 8 year old lad this goal a few weeks back as he had scored one on Fifa and he couldn't believe it was a real goal

I know this isn't from the current season but I saw there was an older vid posted above
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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2016, 06:39:37 AM »

Match winner against Zenit.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #31 on: December 1, 2016, 08:11:11 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdNy06GBp7U

This is pretty good for a goalie.
It's all good.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #32 on: December 1, 2016, 08:17:57 AM »
So is the one I posted right above it  :D

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #33 on: December 1, 2016, 09:18:52 AM »
Ok, you win that one :-[
It's all good.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #34 on: December 1, 2016, 09:21:03 AM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/WdNy06GBp7U" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/WdNy06GBp7U</a>

This is pretty good for a goalie.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #35 on: December 4, 2016, 11:31:08 PM »

Spectacular strike by Alejandro Camargo for Universidad De Concepcion (in Chile)...

https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/805541515632189441

or

https://twitter.com/TempSpe/status/805550352019951616

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #36 on: December 4, 2016, 11:45:27 PM »
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #37 on: December 5, 2016, 10:10:53 AM »
 :shocked
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #38 on: December 5, 2016, 11:28:28 AM »
Spectacular strike by Alejandro Camargo for Universidad De Concepcion (in Chile)...

https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/805541515632189441

or

https://twitter.com/TempSpe/status/805550352019951616

Wow. In the 95th minute to win the game too

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Re: The 'Christ, did you see that goal?' thread 2016/17
« Reply #39 on: December 5, 2016, 01:12:51 PM »
Spectacular strike by Alejandro Camargo for Universidad De Concepcion (in Chile)...

https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/805541515632189441

or

https://twitter.com/TempSpe/status/805550352019951616

yeah, that made the news yesterday here in Chile. Absoutely well deserved too, 'cause it's spectacular. One of the best goals I've seen.