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Song for Kabak
« on: February 1, 2021, 11:44:38 pm »
Defender he may be but it just has to be, especially when he takes someone out (legally),
Kabak, Kabak, Kabak Kabak, Kabak!
Imagine that echoing round Anfield?
Could be fun.

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #1 on: February 1, 2021, 11:46:57 pm »
Kabak, Kabak,
Kabak'll be Crocked before long.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #2 on: February 1, 2021, 11:47:52 pm »
Defender he may be but it just has to be, especially when he takes someone out (legally),
Kabak, Kabak, Kabak Kabak, Kabak!
Imagine that echoing round Anfield?
Could be fun.
that is a good'n.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #3 on: February 1, 2021, 11:52:16 pm »
Kabak, Kabak,
Kabak'll be Crocked before long.

Is that a professional opinion, Dr?😉

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #4 on: February 1, 2021, 11:57:10 pm »
Is that a professional opinion, Dr?😉
Nah, looks a big strong lad to me! Mind you as far as coincidences are going - and we're well into chimps typing Shakespeare territory here, I wouldn't bet against it.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #5 on: February 1, 2021, 11:59:17 pm »

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #6 on: February 2, 2021, 12:18:02 am »
If he breaks forward leaving the defence exposed,

Kabak, Kabak,

Get back to where you once belonged..

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #7 on: February 2, 2021, 12:19:11 am »
If he breaks forward leaving the defence exposed,

Kabak, Kabak,

Get back to where you once belonged..

Lovely.

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #8 on: February 2, 2021, 09:08:08 am »
ka ba koo koo koo

push pineapple shake the tree


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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #9 on: February 2, 2021, 09:10:55 am »
Hes big
hes red
he'll spit on your fucking head
Kabak, Kabak

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #10 on: February 2, 2021, 09:12:28 am »
Since finding out “Kabak” means pumpkin in Turkish I’ll never be able to keep a straight face if a song was decided.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #11 on: February 2, 2021, 10:54:29 am »
Courtesy of Paddy Power, I quite like "Kabak for Good", to the tune of "Back for Good" by Take That.

Ties nicely into the fact that he's a loanee.

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #12 on: February 2, 2021, 12:19:11 pm »
Kabak to life
Kabak avoid an injury
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #13 on: February 2, 2021, 10:09:08 pm »
Sing Ozan
Sing Ozan
Sing Ozan till he breaks their legs
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #14 on: February 2, 2021, 10:16:27 pm »
Proud of all we have done

From Paris, Madrid to Rubin Kazan

To Ozan Kabak who just has joined

In Europe will hear Kabak Kabak Kabak and wank
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #15 on: February 2, 2021, 10:17:45 pm »
Fuck, I think I am drunk...
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #16 on: February 2, 2021, 10:18:51 pm »
To the tune of UB40, Baby Come Back.......


Kabak
Baby, Kabak
Kabak
Baby, Kabak




Ok so song writing isn’t one of my strengths.
« Last Edit: February 2, 2021, 10:36:28 pm by stockdam »
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #17 on: February 2, 2021, 10:22:49 pm »
Something to the tune of The Beatles - ‘Get Back’ but obviously with Kabak..

Do your worst.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #18 on: February 2, 2021, 10:35:10 pm »
Another crap one from me:


Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
He really jumps so high (Bam-ba-lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-lam)
He’s so rock steady (Bam-ba-lam)
And he’s always ready (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)



Obviously to the tune of Black Betty.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #19 on: February 2, 2021, 10:35:47 pm »
Something to the tune of The Beatles - ‘Get Back’ but obviously with Kabak..

Do your worst.

Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #20 on: February 2, 2021, 10:40:17 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSywtiAirKE

Banger!


I thought exactly the same and then read your post after posting my version.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #21 on: February 3, 2021, 01:50:39 pm »
Kabak not Kebab
Kabak not Kebbbbaaaaaaaaaabbbb
Ozan Kabak
He loves a Kebab

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #22 on: February 3, 2021, 02:11:06 pm »
He's a long way from home
But we love a palindrome
Ozan Kabak
Ozan Kabak
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #23 on: February 3, 2021, 02:19:05 pm »
Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #24 on: February 3, 2021, 02:28:40 pm »
Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #25 on: February 3, 2021, 02:36:34 pm »
Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite


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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #26 on: February 3, 2021, 02:38:14 pm »
Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite


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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #27 on: February 3, 2021, 02:44:49 pm »
Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite


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