Author Topic: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico  (Read 582961 times)

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2520 on: October 5, 2019, 04:59:09 pm »
Spent the last 10 minutes wondering why Milner was still on the pitch. Sorry James, sorry Jurgen, I'm a sh1t fan

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2521 on: October 5, 2019, 04:59:42 pm »
You'd bet your house on him
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2522 on: October 5, 2019, 05:00:04 pm »
Didn't look 1% nervous there, what a player

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2523 on: October 5, 2019, 05:01:00 pm »
Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2524 on: October 5, 2019, 05:03:42 pm »
What a magnificent specimen he is.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2525 on: October 5, 2019, 05:05:30 pm »
Balls of steel.  Love him!

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2526 on: October 5, 2019, 05:07:21 pm »
Spent the last 20 mins wondering why Milly wasn't subbed off.

Then I found out!  ;D

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2527 on: October 5, 2019, 05:07:32 pm »
Another average day for Mr Ribena. 1 goal, 1 assist (what a pass).

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2528 on: October 5, 2019, 05:08:12 pm »
ARE YOU WATCHING LIONEL MESSI!
I think the same, can't stand him, but if you could have a £1million pound cheque or steve bruces head hollowed out and filled with pound coins which would you have?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2529 on: October 5, 2019, 05:08:20 pm »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2530 on: October 5, 2019, 05:09:15 pm »
One of our best pieces of transfers we've done....EVER.

Seriously

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2531 on: October 5, 2019, 05:11:22 pm »
Balls of steel, he's got them.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2532 on: October 5, 2019, 05:11:40 pm »
I'll tell you what la! What a fucking player this young man is.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2533 on: October 5, 2019, 05:16:48 pm »
Also, what a ball for Mane's goal as well.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2534 on: October 5, 2019, 05:37:58 pm »
Balls of steel.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2535 on: October 5, 2019, 05:41:11 pm »
Cruyff: "Victory is not enough, there also needs to be beautiful football."

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2536 on: October 5, 2019, 05:45:29 pm »
how cool can you be

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2537 on: October 5, 2019, 05:50:28 pm »
One of our best pieces of transfers we've done....EVER.

Seriously

100% agree.

Boss player.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2538 on: October 5, 2019, 05:57:02 pm »
Massive goal that from an outstanding player  :wave 8)
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2539 on: October 5, 2019, 05:59:16 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2540 on: October 5, 2019, 05:59:36 pm »
Was excellent, be very harsh if he's dropped for Utd after that display. I'd go the same 3 again, injury permitting.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2541 on: October 5, 2019, 05:59:38 pm »
10 year contract imo

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2542 on: October 5, 2019, 05:59:56 pm »
One of our best pieces of transfers we've done....EVER.

Seriously
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2545 on: October 5, 2019, 06:12:11 pm »
Hah! briliant perfomance. Would not like to meet Milner in a dark street in the middle of the night. Looks a terminator

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2546 on: October 5, 2019, 06:16:47 pm »
Two week break, no international duty, has enough time to sign a new contract. ;)
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2547 on: October 5, 2019, 06:43:26 pm »


;D that is hilarious ...

El Burro Magnifico does it again! Oh he of the giant clanking steel balls!
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2548 on: October 5, 2019, 07:18:11 pm »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2549 on: October 5, 2019, 07:45:43 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2550 on: October 5, 2019, 07:49:09 pm »
Also, what a ball for Mane's goal as well.
This - forget the penalty - was a sublime pass.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2551 on: October 5, 2019, 07:51:27 pm »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2552 on: October 5, 2019, 08:05:29 pm »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2553 on: October 5, 2019, 08:13:32 pm »
Rick for the rikes, prick for the pricks

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2554 on: October 5, 2019, 09:29:19 pm »
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2555 on: October 5, 2019, 09:30:20 pm »
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2557 on: October 6, 2019, 02:46:16 am »
No one fucks with the Milner.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2558 on: October 6, 2019, 03:40:08 am »


To be fair, loads of people watched "Withnail and I" without cracking a smile :D
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2559 on: October 6, 2019, 03:48:41 am »
New contract for Milner, please. Thank you.
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