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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11240 on: May 16, 2020, 03:40:35 pm »
God...

Gary Richardson, no atmosphere in the stadiums ....

It’s just like football Italia
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11241 on: May 16, 2020, 03:40:44 pm »
We're all germans today

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11242 on: May 16, 2020, 03:41:15 pm »
God...

Gary Richardson, no atmosphere in the stadiums ....

It’s just like football Italia Etihad

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11243 on: May 16, 2020, 03:41:40 pm »
An empty Anfield is going to bother me during the big matches :(

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11244 on: May 16, 2020, 03:41:41 pm »
No crowds doesn't bother me much as I thought it would to be honest.

It will be a shame not to see the bitters in tears and frothing at the mouth when we beat them 5-0 next month though.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11245 on: May 16, 2020, 03:42:01 pm »
I LOVE Freiburg's away kit  8)

Good start from them to the 2nd half.

Their goal keeper has done well to be fair, made some quality saves especially first half.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11246 on: May 16, 2020, 03:43:31 pm »
Dortmund's defence is dodgy, always liable to conceive a daft goal.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11247 on: May 16, 2020, 03:44:54 pm »
Their goal keeper has done well to be fair, made some quality saves especially first half.

He's a good goalie is Alex Schwolow, one of the best 'underrated' Buli goalies.  (And I hope I dodn't mocker him for the 2nd half  ;D)

Good game this, both teams looking bright.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11248 on: May 16, 2020, 03:45:58 pm »
Lookman should have scored there, terrible miss. Not playing for the BS now mate.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11249 on: May 16, 2020, 03:46:10 pm »
What a miss from Lookman

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11250 on: May 16, 2020, 03:46:32 pm »
Lookman should have scored there, terrible miss. Not playing for the BS now mate.

Yes he should have, that's a poor attempt!

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11251 on: May 16, 2020, 03:47:06 pm »
Nevermind a "ghost game",Schalke seem to have a ghost goalie.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11253 on: May 16, 2020, 03:48:05 pm »
What a miss from Lookman

That's the Everton in him.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11254 on: May 16, 2020, 03:49:13 pm »
Just not going in for RBL. So many chances.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11255 on: May 16, 2020, 03:49:34 pm »
Hertha with two quick goals at Hoffenheim

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11256 on: May 16, 2020, 03:49:45 pm »
It will be a shame not to see the bitters in tears and frothing at the mouth when we beat them 5-0 next month though.
I'm sure we will see them frothing at the mouth on social media afterwards,    new null and void shouts all over the place [emoji23]

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11257 on: May 16, 2020, 03:49:47 pm »
Yikes RBL has to score soon

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11258 on: May 16, 2020, 03:50:04 pm »
Some action in this Leipzig - Freiburg game  ;D 

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11259 on: May 16, 2020, 03:50:23 pm »
That's the Everton in him.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11260 on: May 16, 2020, 03:50:51 pm »
I'm sure we will see them frothing at the mouth on social media afterwards,    new null and void shouts all over the place [emoji23]

They should be used to it with all the seasons they've null & voided since 95 ;D
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11261 on: May 16, 2020, 03:51:36 pm »
Brilliant finish 4-0

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11262 on: May 16, 2020, 03:51:39 pm »
4-0 Dortmund
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11263 on: May 16, 2020, 03:51:53 pm »
The subs should get some chants going. Get behind the boys on the pitch.  ;D

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11264 on: May 16, 2020, 03:52:02 pm »
I'm sure we will see them frothing at the mouth on social media afterwards,    new null and void shouts all over the place [emoji23]

has it been decided who Liverpool would play first post lockdown??

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11265 on: May 16, 2020, 03:52:48 pm »
Loved that effort from Grifo! Need more attempts to lob goalies from great distances!

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11266 on: May 16, 2020, 03:52:56 pm »
has it been decided who Liverpool would play first post lockdown??

Yeah mate, you just carry on with the fixtures from the point it stopped.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11267 on: May 16, 2020, 03:53:08 pm »
The subs should get some chants going. Get behind the boys on the pitch.  ;D

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« Reply #11268 on: May 16, 2020, 03:53:50 pm »
Yeah mate, you just carry on with the fixtures from the point it stopped.

Gis a clue, I can't remember that far back - was it the bitter c*nts we were due to play next?
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11269 on: May 16, 2020, 03:54:04 pm »
Freiburg have got so many men in their box, be interesting to see which team’s fitness lasts best.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11270 on: May 16, 2020, 03:54:14 pm »
Just brilliant stuff from Dortmund. Outstanding considering a two month layoff as well.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11271 on: May 16, 2020, 03:54:22 pm »
Should’ve switched over to RB Leipzig-Freiburg earlier.

Dortmund are running riot.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11272 on: May 16, 2020, 03:54:31 pm »
4-0 Guerreiro. Great finish, Schalke are still garbage.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11273 on: May 16, 2020, 03:55:12 pm »
Sane and Schubert have been god fucking awful. Problems for Schalke when Nubel departs for Bayern's bench.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11274 on: May 16, 2020, 03:55:18 pm »
Dortmund look like scoring with every attack, Schalke will be doing well to keep this at 4-0
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11275 on: May 16, 2020, 03:55:43 pm »
Sane and Schubert have been god fucking awful. Problems for Schalke when Nubel departs for Bayern's bench.

Nübel's shite too. They need 2 new goalies.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11276 on: May 16, 2020, 03:57:51 pm »
Nübel's shite too. They need 2 new goalies.

Maybe they could sign Karius? 😳
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11277 on: May 16, 2020, 03:58:40 pm »
has it been decided who Liverpool would play first post lockdown??
Think it would go from the first postponed weekend but the Arsenal vs City game would be later on even though that was the first fixture cancelled.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11278 on: May 16, 2020, 03:58:59 pm »
I'm not sure Wagner is the problem, Schalke squad is just bad. Maybe one or two players who look decent.

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« Reply #11279 on: May 16, 2020, 03:59:05 pm »
Nübel's shite too. They need 2 new goalies.

Schalke were going to drop Schubert after a few howlers before the season got suspended wearnt they?
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