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« Reply #11120 on: May 16, 2020, 02:52:24 pm »
17 minutes in and the world hasn't imploded yet. Surprised.

I reckon 95% of players watching this will be jealous as fuck, be dying to get back playing and will start moaning at the lack of progress in restarting.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11121 on: May 16, 2020, 02:52:46 pm »
We should sign Hakimi from real, he could cover both Robbo and Trent effectively

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11122 on: May 16, 2020, 02:53:07 pm »
This co-commentator on Fox for the BVB Schalke game is making himself look really stupid already ''I was suprised Haaland spoke German already'' Errr he played for Salzburg prior, why would it be surprising???

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11123 on: May 16, 2020, 02:53:24 pm »
I reckon 95% of players watching this will be jealous as fuck, be dying to get back playing and will start moaning at the lack of progress in restarting.

Deeney and Murray are too worried though mate, they plan on hiding in their bunkers for 2 years until vaccine.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11124 on: May 16, 2020, 02:53:40 pm »
We should sign Hakimi from real, he could cover both Robbo and Trent effectively

He's on loan form Real Madrid I think mate.   :D

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11125 on: May 16, 2020, 02:54:17 pm »
Anyone got a decent stream? Can't find any of that list that was posted :(
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11126 on: May 16, 2020, 02:54:58 pm »
I didn't know Emre Can was at Dortmund, on loan from Juve
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11127 on: May 16, 2020, 02:55:45 pm »
Stop making close contact gags ffs, Dempsey. Jeez.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11128 on: May 16, 2020, 02:55:53 pm »
Deeney and Murray are too worried though mate, they plan on hiding in their bunkers for 2 years until vaccine.

Deeney can go and work in his local Tesco, the fucking shithouse.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11129 on: May 16, 2020, 02:55:55 pm »
Any chance we could make Steve McManaman null and void?

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11130 on: May 16, 2020, 02:56:23 pm »
Switched to Dortmund game. Seems a better game judging by the atmosphere

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11131 on: May 16, 2020, 02:56:31 pm »
Any chance we could make Steve McManaman null and void?

Don't know who is worse, him or Hargreaves
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11132 on: May 16, 2020, 02:56:50 pm »
I reckon 95% of players watching this will be jealous as fuck, be dying to get back playing and will start moaning at the lack of progress in restarting.

That’s why we need the Bundesliga comeback to work. Once people see it can be done, momentum will change elsewhere too.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11133 on: May 16, 2020, 02:57:37 pm »
Deeney can go and work in his local Tesco, the fucking shithouse.

He's been poor before - he can be quite happy living on the streets of Watford with only a toothbrush and the good earth for a bed.
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« Reply #11134 on: May 16, 2020, 02:58:33 pm »
Switched to Dortmund game. Seems a better game judging by the atmosphere

I know you're taking the piss but some channels have actually killed the mics so you can barely hear the players at all.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11135 on: May 16, 2020, 02:58:42 pm »
Don't know who is worse, him or Hargreaves

I'm just glad Jermaine Jenas isn't on, talking about how great Erling and Jadon are.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11136 on: May 16, 2020, 02:59:08 pm »
He's on loan form Real Madrid I think mate.   :D

I know that mate, thats why I said we should sign him from Real  ;D

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11137 on: May 16, 2020, 02:59:17 pm »
The stadium scoreboard would be fun trying to fit the names in for the later match, Eintracht Frankfurt vs Borussia Monchengladbach ;D i expect it'll be abbreviated though :(
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11138 on: May 16, 2020, 02:59:45 pm »
I know you're taking the piss but some channels have actually killed the mics so you can barely hear the players at all.
Yeah that Leipzig one was dead silent

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11139 on: May 16, 2020, 03:00:01 pm »
Dortmund lead 1-0
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11140 on: May 16, 2020, 03:00:04 pm »
Dortmund 1-0 Nice goal from Haaland

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« Reply #11141 on: May 16, 2020, 03:00:13 pm »
Goal! Haaland
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11142 on: May 16, 2020, 03:00:13 pm »
Good goal

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« Reply #11143 on: May 16, 2020, 03:00:22 pm »
That’s why we need the Bundesliga comeback to work. Once people see it can be done, momentum will change elsewhere too.

Deffo - fingers crossed it works. I know from just getting out working/driving how much getting away from home for a few hours helps. For sports people, being stuck at home must be a killer.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11144 on: May 16, 2020, 03:01:24 pm »
Haaland is some player.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11145 on: May 16, 2020, 03:01:31 pm »
That’s why we need the Bundesliga comeback to work. Once people see it can be done, momentum will change elsewhere too.

Correct, Jill. All we need is a template for it to work. Seeing it with horse racing very recently, France resumed Monday and in the last few days Ireland have confirmed an 8th June resumption and it seems it could be June 1st for Britain. We need flagbearers.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11146 on: May 16, 2020, 03:01:48 pm »
Nice goal
Nice finish
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11147 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:03 pm »
Owomoyela has experience in making gaffs

he's also stupidly biased towards BVB (of course  ;D) .

But Haaland didn't speak German much before, even though he was at Salzburg, so he must have learned quite a lot in recent months.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11148 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:11 pm »
Brilliant from Brandt there, he's playing really well today

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11149 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:13 pm »
Loved the celebration then. Social distance kept

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11150 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:27 pm »
Lovely move, lovely finish.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11152 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:47 pm »
Some finish.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11153 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:58 pm »
Loved the celebration then. Social distance kept

Very 1970's ;D
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11154 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:17 pm »
There's no way I'd want to watch a whole season of this though.

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« Reply #11155 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:32 pm »
Loved the celebration then. Social distance kept

It will be hard keeping Jurgen from running onto the pitch and jumping on Mane when he scores the league winning goal.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11156 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:33 pm »
Dortmund are wanking themselves silly at what the price they'll sell him for next summer.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11157 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:41 pm »
The wall around the pitch at Lepzig seems to keep the noise in

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11158 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:42 pm »
There's no way I'd want to watch a whole season of this though.

We'd have to get used to it.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #11159 on: May 16, 2020, 03:03:42 pm »
Haaland is some player.

He looks like he's about 12 ;D
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