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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #680 on: October 27, 2015, 07:05:37 pm »
I can't stand him - but I think that falls under he mistakes category. He has learned the job isn't as easy as it looks. But like all youngsters - they think they know everything right at the start.
In one sense, he is not too unlike Rodgers, who seemed out to prove many wrong on the common misconceptions about the qualities of Premiership, and especially British, players. Given a second chance, I wonder if Rodgers would insist on his early bravado, his constant chasing of overpriced players from Swansea and Southampton. Probably not.

Regardless, you can hardly feel sorry for either Rodgers or Sherwood. These guys were extremely lucky to land the jobs they did in the first place. They were handsomely paid, and will have lots of money in the bank to get over the sacking. Sometimes, sacking itself is a big lesson, as otherwise, some managers are very stubborn to change their ways. They have to take a step back, and look with a cool head and analyze their mistakes. Till the very end, despite how close he was to the sacking in the past summer, Rodgers insisted on the same mistakes. Supporting him in his wrong ways and giving him more money did nothing to fix his mistakes. They just never learn.

Now that these young managers have lots of time in hand, they can sit down and analyze their mistakes.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #681 on: October 29, 2015, 12:47:04 am »
I'd have gone with "He's shit and wears a Gilet", but this article does a much more succint and brutal job of telling it like it is:

http://www.football365.com/news/proper-football-men-can-be-sht-too

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #682 on: October 29, 2015, 11:16:49 am »
Hahahahahahahahaha

Remember when that lot didn't want Rafa

Hahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #683 on: October 29, 2015, 12:57:17 pm »
Hahahahahahahahaha

Remember when that lot didn't want Rafa

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #684 on: October 29, 2015, 04:50:49 pm »
When are they replacing him? Weren't Wilkins and the Assistant Manager sacked too? Who looked after the team last night?

I don't know how/why Clubs can fire someone and then not replace them for a couple of weeks.


EDIT: Especially in Villa's position. Away to Spurs at the weekend, and then home to City.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #685 on: October 29, 2015, 09:03:29 pm »
When are they replacing him? Weren't Wilkins and the Assistant Manager sacked too? Who looked after the team last night?

I don't know how/why Clubs can fire someone and then not replace them for a couple of weeks.


EDIT: Especially in Villa's position. Away to Spurs at the weekend, and then home to City.


Kevin MacDonald is caretaker again. He was caretaker when O'Neill quit and opted to throw in the likes of Albrighton. Almost as soon as Sherwood was sacked they were linked with Remi Garde. Even Garde's employer (Canal Plus) said Villa wanted him. Apparently, when Newcastle were courting Garde, he opted to decline, because his entire coaching staff couldn't come. There seems to be a couple of issues with Garde. He quit Lyon because he said he needed a break. Lyon didn't want him to go.  Also some of his backroom staff were kept on by Lyon (notably former French national keeper Joel Bats). Lyon (Aulas) won't let them freely go and Bats apparently was reluctant to leave France when Garde was approached by Newcastle.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #686 on: December 1, 2015, 12:31:43 pm »
A reader email to Football365 offering a rebuttal to Sherwood's latest nonsense in the press:


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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #687 on: December 1, 2015, 01:09:18 pm »
A reader email to Football365 offering a rebuttal to Sherwood's latest nonsense in the press:



<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/9wWUc8BZgWE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/9wWUc8BZgWE</a>
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #688 on: December 1, 2015, 03:11:50 pm »
Ha, that last bit about Timmy and 'Arry sitting around a fire is great!

Nice to read the bit about our scouts and coaches too.
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #689 on: November 10, 2016, 01:41:13 pm »
Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Tim Sherwood appointed @Official_STFC's Director of Football. #SSNHQ

"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #690 on: November 10, 2016, 01:42:04 pm »
Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Tim Sherwood appointed @Official_STFC's Director of Football. #SSNHQ

Well that's going to end in tears.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #691 on: November 10, 2016, 01:44:16 pm »
Well that's going to end in tears.

Are Red Bull really buying them?  Cos appointing Tactics Tim doesn't strike me as exactly an analytics-based move.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #692 on: November 10, 2016, 01:45:16 pm »

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #693 on: November 10, 2016, 01:45:27 pm »
Are Red Bull really buying them?  Cos appointing Tactics Tim doesn't strike me as exactly an analytics-based move.

I can't see it happening if they are, or are even in talks to do so, as you simply don't make those sorts of decisions if so (and as said, it's doubtful they'd employ him).

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #694 on: November 10, 2016, 01:50:17 pm »
I can't see it happening if they are, or are even in talks to do so, as you simply don't make those sorts of decisions if so (and as said, it's doubtful they'd employ him).

We're in a post-Brexit, post-Trump world.  Tim's Going to Make Swindon Great Again.  He's going to wear one of those red baseball caps.

You're just one of the losers who can't see it.  Sad!
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Re: Tim Sherwood
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #696 on: November 10, 2016, 02:06:34 pm »
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Sherwood took training this morning but plans to watch matches from the stand. He will be in the dressing room on match days. #stfc
Seems like a snide way to force the current manager out.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #697 on: November 10, 2016, 02:07:33 pm »
Ooooh Swindon.  If Halifax win their replay against Dagenham and Swindon overcome Eastleigh then they meet in the 2nd round of the cup.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #698 on: November 10, 2016, 02:29:18 pm »
Doffs Cap
bollocks

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #699 on: November 10, 2016, 02:30:50 pm »
Any truth to the rumours that Swindon are being taken over by Red Bull? Could be related to that.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #700 on: November 10, 2016, 02:41:04 pm »
One of the comments on the Guardian:

"I reckon this will be 59% successful."
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #701 on: November 10, 2016, 03:21:31 pm »
Poor Swindon

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #702 on: November 10, 2016, 03:28:54 pm »
Wow, once you get on that managerial conveyor belt you can make a whole career, just bouncing club to club Frank Spencering things and make millions.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #703 on: November 10, 2016, 03:43:14 pm »
Thought this was going to announce him as the new QPR.  Highly sought after is our Timothy.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #704 on: November 10, 2016, 03:44:55 pm »
Wow, once you get on that managerial conveyor belt you can make a whole career, just bouncing club to club Frank Spencering things and make millions.

It's amazing, if you have reasonable name recognition you are absolutely set. You can fuck up as many jobs as you want and it doesn't seem to matter. If you get the bullet from a job TV companies are tripping over themselves for your expert "punditry". These club owners must be as thick as pig shit, because anyone with an ounce of footballing knowledge would know to give Tactics Tim a wide berth.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #705 on: November 10, 2016, 03:58:23 pm »
It's amazing, if you have reasonable name recognition you are absolutely set. You can fuck up as many jobs as you want and it doesn't seem to matter. If you get the bullet from a job TV companies are tripping over themselves for your expert "punditry". These club owners must be as thick as pig shit, because anyone with an ounce of footballing knowledge would know to give Tactics Tim a wide berth.
He's a long time friend of the chairman. It's even easier to keep getting these jobs when you have good contacts.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #706 on: November 10, 2016, 03:58:30 pm »
So apparently he will not only be in charge of singing players, but he will also be picking the starting line-up and the formation. How the hell does that work?!
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #707 on: November 10, 2016, 04:02:26 pm »
So apparently he will not only be in charge of singing players, but he will also be picking the starting line-up and the formation. How the hell does that work?!

Karaoke on the Friday night, write out the players' names in a 4-4-2 formation on an A4 sheet on Saturday morning. Simples

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #708 on: November 10, 2016, 04:37:41 pm »
It's amazing, if you have reasonable name recognition you are absolutely set. You can fuck up as many jobs as you want and it doesn't seem to matter. If you get the bullet from a job TV companies are tripping over themselves for your expert "punditry". These club owners must be as thick as pig shit, because anyone with an ounce of footballing knowledge would know to give Tactics Tim a wide berth.

When he was in charge of the youth at Spurs we sent a lot of youngsters on loan to Swindon and sold a couple Luongo the most successful. so there is "history".

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #709 on: November 10, 2016, 04:46:14 pm »
When he was in charge of the youth at Spurs we sent a lot of youngsters on loan to Swindon and sold a couple Luongo the most successful. so there is "history".

What percentage were successful?
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #710 on: November 10, 2016, 05:29:50 pm »
The douche has found his level finally..

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #711 on: November 10, 2016, 06:47:05 pm »
His  interview on sky sports was pretty appalling.

Basically suggesting he got Swindons manager the job in the first place and he should be 'grateful' for what he had done for him when questioned if his role undermined the current boss

He'"" Ben manager within a few months.  Nailed on

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #712 on: November 11, 2016, 05:59:39 am »
Hopefully he'll be sporting this over the festive season.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #713 on: November 11, 2016, 08:50:15 am »
Any truth to the rumours that Swindon are being taken over by Red Bull? Could be related to that.
Probably something in it, given the appointment of Timmy, who loves his 4-4-2. That gives you wings.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #714 on: November 11, 2016, 09:18:40 am »
Any truth to the rumours that Swindon are being taken over by Red Bull? Could be related to that.

Possibly. They'll be known as RBS.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #715 on: November 11, 2016, 11:31:30 am »
I ha
d a strong dislike since he was in the studio for Fulham v Liverpool  game and even though we were by far the better team, it looked as though though it was going to die out into an undeserved draw.
Then up stepped Benny and bang the ball in the net to score our winner and keep us in the the chase in 2009.
When the camera came to him, he looked as though his head was close to exploding. You could tell he had all this bullshit written about why we drew because of Rotation, zonal making, Rafa being to negative even though we were scoring more goals than anyone,
etc,etc.
All the bullshit that the so called football experts had decided were the reason why Rafa was wrong for Liverpool and in the last seconds he had it all ripped away from him and he looked like a two year old who needed to throw those toys out the pram.
Could see the veins pulsing on his forehead!
Beautiful!!!
Stupid Timmy, poor old Swindon Town.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #716 on: November 11, 2016, 12:25:38 pm »
I had a strong dislike since he was in the studio...

Yeah, I remember him delivering his own peculiar brand of punditry for one of our games, probably the same sort of time. He said something along the lines of 'I don't like zonal marking, you never know who to blame when you've conceded'.

Because that's apparently more important than not conceding...
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #717 on: November 15, 2016, 10:07:35 pm »
Swindon just lost 3-1 at home to Eastleigh in the FA Cup.  Well done Timothy.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #718 on: November 15, 2016, 11:31:39 pm »

 ;D

He made his departure from the stands and took over the managerial duties in the second half.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #719 on: November 16, 2016, 09:18:09 am »
Well Halifax play Eastleigh in the 2nd round.  :D