Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[Son of Spion]

That's hilarious but I had to stop after the header that said basically the table never lies and over 38 games the best will come top but obviously that rule doesn't work further down the table as we finish above them every year but they wont admit we are better than them, apparently  because we errr  fluke it over the same 38 games. Numb Cnuts 

Ah, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the table will suddenly be telling massive porkies in their eyes if/when we ever win the thing again.
The table never lies.... except when Liverpool come top. Then, the table is one lying, duplicitous little RS bastard. Table speak with forked tongue. 

[4pool]

West Ham...

So what are their thoughts on playing the bottom side who have 0 points?

I suspect plenty of boooooooooooo's should they not take all 3 points.

[Ken-Obi]

West Ham...

So what are their thoughts on playing the bottom side who have 0 points?

I suspect plenty of boooooooooooo's should they not take all 3 points.

The first 9 games don't matter.

[vivabobbygraham]

Fucking hell, if you are quoting a sample size of abah 2-3 knobhead evertonians then this fucking thread is like GoT on.....

[Solomon Grundy]

It's absolutely nothing like GOT in here. The majority of the stuff in this thread is mostly piss-taking. The stuff abar us on GOT mostly isn't.

[leroy]

Not only does every single point in every single game matter so, ultimately, can goal difference. It doesn't matter how they go in either. A scruffy tap-in. The 35 yard worldie. Even the goal which is the work of the devil, yes, the pace goal.

Give me a Kuyt style six yard hat-trick any day and I'll snap your hands off!

[Fitzy.]

SteveO's narrow criteria for legitimate goals renders anything remotely aesthetic being placed in the 'doesn't count' bin. This is why Klopp has signed a throw-in coach - launch a few big throws into the box at the big man and bundle it over the line in any way possible. Maybe then SteveO will start to recognise us as a half-decent football team...fingers crossed.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

I can't be arsed looking back over all Everton's games this season, but the only highlights I've seen were v Bournemouth. I hate to say it but Walcott's goal can only be described as a pace goal (and maybe also a keeper mistake too).
Using Steve's criteria, as a pace goal it can't possibly count, so the 2-2 win becomes a 2-1 defeat.
Still, never mind, it's early in the season and points don't matter.

[sms1986]

It's absolutely nothing like GOT in here. The majority of the stuff in this thread is mostly piss-taking. The stuff abar us on GOT mostly isn't.

We definitely have our own GOT-like members, though, who believe in conspiracies against us everywhere they look. They're a much smaller minority in our fanbase, though.

[Red Beret]

The first 9 games don't matter.

The first 38 games don't matter.  Only the transfer window trophy matters.

[RedSince86]

The Bitters constantly mock us for our international fanbase/day trippers  and pre season tours,but having our worldwide appeal commercially and social media wise brings in a lot of money that goes to stengthening the club on and off the pitch.

Everton still trailing far behind us on Youtube views as well the last month with their only fan base in the Blue Quarter,North Wales and those still stuck in Lille.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

The Bitters constantly mock us for our international fanbase/day trippers  and pre season tours,but having our worldwide appeal commercially and social media wise brings in a lot of money that goes to stengthening the club on and off the pitch.

Everton still trailing far behind us on Youtube views as well the last month with their only fan base in the Blue Quarter,North Wales and those still stuck in Lille.

If Liverpool fans stopped watching Everton videos for a laugh, they would probably be bottom of that list.

[tubby]

How much of the Arsenal figure is people tuning into Arsenal Fan TV for the hyuks?

[Qston]

The Bitters constantly mock us for our international fanbase/day trippers  and pre season tours,but having our worldwide appeal commercially and social media wise brings in a lot of money that goes to stengthening the club on and off the pitch.

Everton still trailing far behind us on Youtube views as well the last month with their only fan base in the Blue Quarter,North Wales and those still stuck in Lille.

Interesting. Where the hell are newcastle on that list ?!  Big club, certainly bigger than the likes of Everton and Derby I would have thought

[RedSince86]

Interesting. Where the hell are newcastle on that list ?!  Big club, certainly bigger than the likes of Everton and Derby I would have thought

Just checked they have 38K subs,we have 1.4 million.

Ashley only cares about promoting his Sports Direct stores all over ST James Park and doesn't seem to care for NUFC's social media profile.

[Lone Star Red]

Interesting. Where the hell are newcastle on that list ?!  Big club, certainly bigger than the likes of Everton and Derby I would have thought

That list is just Youtube video views in a small 2 month window from this summer, it's not an all-encompassing social media overview. Guessing some clubs prioritize certain platforms over others and/or have varying presence levels on different platforms.

For example, we have double the amount of Youtube views than United in a 2 month period but they have more than double the amount of fans on their official Facebook page than Liverpool do.

[Brian Blessed]

A lot of our views are Evertonians and the like watching highlights of the CL final, no doubt.

[Tesco tearaway]

Whenever I watch us on YouTube I only have a quick look.
Do pace viewings count?

[blert596]

Whenever I watch us on YouTube I only have a quick look.
Do pace viewings count?

As  Liverpool supporter then yes, they count.

As a true football aficionado then no obviously not.

[afc tukrish]

As  Liverpool supporter then yes, they count.

As a true football aficionado then no obviously not.

They Go the YouTube...

[courty61]

Next bank of 4 in the league for the bitters

West ham h
Arsenal a
Fulham h
Leicester a

Said it before. They had a relatively easy start. They need to win both home games and probably get something from other 2. Don't do that and the boos may get louder

[Tesco tearaway]

Next bank of 4 in the league for the bitters

West ham h
Arsenal a
Fulham h
Leicester a

Said it before. They had a relatively easy start. They need to win both home games and probably get something from other 2. Don't do that and the boos may get louder

Four points from that run if they're lucky I reckon.

[Qston]

That list is just Youtube video views in a small 2 month window from this summer, it's not an all-encompassing social media overview. Guessing some clubs prioritize certain platforms over others and/or have varying presence levels on different platforms.

For example, we have double the amount of Youtube views than United in a 2 month period but they have more than double the amount of fans on their official Facebook page than Liverpool do.

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Thanks for that, and also to Red86. I know very little about social media, other than the fact I don`t have accounts with any of them including you tube. I seem to recall a thread a few years back that had figures about worldwide support etc for the likes of the PL elite and big continental clubs and we were right near the top. Obviously everton were nowhere (despite them being fashionable apparently in places like Luxembourg or wherever it was !)/

[WhereAngelsPlay]

So Catcher in the Rye is his real name? What about Paul the Esk?

Seem like screen names to me.

See that's not fair & I refuse to converse with you if you insist on using facts to bully me.

[FiSh77]

Interesting. Where the hell are newcastle on that list ?!  Big club, certainly bigger than the likes of Everton and Derby I would have thought

the tory c*nts can't afford internet

[sms1986]

the tory c*nts can't afford internet

Newcastle? Tories?

[FiSh77]

Newcastle? Tories?

the way the scruffs act in the away end makes them tories, anybody gloating about people being on the dole and/or living in poverty are tories in my book

all "we're the same as you pet" when they're in 2 & 3's in a pub, as soon as they get a few more around them they show their true colours

[Black Bull Nova]

The Bitters constantly mock us for our international fanbase/day trippers  and pre season tours,but having our worldwide appeal commercially and social media wise brings in a lot of money that goes to stengthening the club on and off the pitch.

Everton still trailing far behind us on Youtube views as well the last month with their only fan base in the Blue Quarter,North Wales and those still stuck in Lille.

They are still calling up that Bryan Hamilton 'goal' clip in order to create some internal justification for the 'wrongs' of the last 40 odd years, there is 1m of the views for you.

In fact I might have a look again myself, for a laugh


EDIT:

Yup, offside, from the header, hahaahhaahahahahahahahaha

3,540,001

[So… Howard Philips]

See that's not fair & I refuse to converse with you if you insist on using facts to bully me.

And I bet Mrs Play didn't christen you Where Angels either.

[Crosby Nick]

They are still calling up that Bryan Hamilton 'goal' clip in order to create some internal justification for the 'wrongs' of the last 40 odd years, there is 1m of the views for you.

In fact I might have a look again myself, for a laugh


EDIT:

Yup, offside, from the header, hahaahhaahahahahahahahaha

3,540,001

Does Sandy Brown’s header count as a view for us or them?

[12C]

Does Sandy Brown’s header count as a view for us or them?

That’s one for the Laughing policeman!

Love that reaction

[Lush is the best medicine...]

That list is just Youtube video views in a small 2 month window from this summer, it's not an all-encompassing social media overview. Guessing some clubs prioritize certain platforms over others and/or have varying presence levels on different platforms.

For example, we have double the amount of Youtube views than United in a 2 month period but they have more than double the amount of fans on their official Facebook page than Liverpool do.

would also argue rangers are so high because of the interest around gerrard

[Black Bull Nova]

Now this is what youtube is for, I know it's not Everton but just wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fcuQB1YadY

[Son of Spion]

Now this is what youtube is for, I know it's not Everton but just wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fcuQB1YadY

 

For goodness sake. You know quite well that goal doesn't count because it's a pace goal. 

Stunning? Yes.
A thing of beauty? Yes.

Does it count, though? No!!!

[Son of Spion]

the way the scruffs act in the away end makes them tories, anybody gloating about people being on the dole and/or living in poverty are tories in my book

all "we're the same as you pet" when they're in 2 & 3's in a pub, as soon as they get a few more around them they show their true colours

Sad, but so true.

They aren't alone there, though. I find it highly depressing to witness the amount of supports from working class towns and cities who turn into utter bells once they get into the Anny Road End and start singing from the Tory songbook. The irony seems to be lost on the thick gobshites, too. Hearing people from communities the Tories destroyed revelling in our supposed unemployment levels and laughing at poverty is mind-numbing.

[vivabobbygraham]

Next bank of 4 in the league for the bitters

West ham h
Arsenal a
Fulham h
Leicester a

Said it before. They had a relatively easy start. They need to win both home games and probably get something from other 2. Don't do that and the boos may get louder

4 points, tops. If they get more, game over, they're staying up

[aw1991]

Just imagine the fewm if they lose to West Ham.

[Fitzy.]

Just imagine the fewm if they lose to West Ham.

That'd genuinely trigger a small Silva out brigade.

[harleydanger]

The Bitters constantly mock us for our international fanbase/day trippers  and pre season tours,but having our worldwide appeal commercially and social media wise brings in a lot of money that goes to stengthening the club on and off the pitch.

Everton still trailing far behind us on Youtube views as well the last month with their only fan base in the Blue Quarter,North Wales and those still stuck in Lille.

At least 17% of Everton views were me repeatedly watching Pickford for a laugh

[El Lobo]

Have to say its pretty funny that more people watched Sunderland than Newcastle