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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37000 on: March 11, 2017, 02:23:42 PM »
Let them talk themselves up. Just sit back and wait for them to fall. It'll be epic mate.

Can't wait until they can't fill out there 55'000 white elephant dome outside the city
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37001 on: March 11, 2017, 02:26:15 PM »
Can't wait until they can't fill out there 55'000 imaginary white elephant dome outside the city.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37002 on: March 11, 2017, 05:06:15 PM »
Let them talk themselves up. Just sit back and wait for them to fall. It'll be epic mate.

Problem is, they don't fall.  No matter how bad it is, they still believe pie in the sky stuff. It's like they never watch their own team and prefer to believe the rumors. The bigger the rumor, the more they tout it. And when that one doesn't come off, they find another one to hang their hat on.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37003 on: March 11, 2017, 05:14:15 PM »
7th
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37004 on: March 11, 2017, 09:37:01 PM »
Took the kids to new Brighton today.   My youngest daughter asked me what the building she was pointing at is.    I told her it was Liverpool's ground.   I heard some bloke behind us muttering "fucking shitho!E".   It really winds the bitters up that the new stand can be seen for miles.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37005 on: March 12, 2017, 07:48:14 PM »
This guy...


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37006 on: March 12, 2017, 08:53:39 PM »
This guy...



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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37007 on: March 13, 2017, 08:52:51 AM »
This lot must of been in 7th nearly as long as Utd have been in 6th.  ;D

Chance for them to change places this weekend.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37008 on: March 13, 2017, 09:24:03 AM »
This lot must of been in 7th nearly as long as Utd have been in 6th.  ;D

Chance for them to change places this weekend.

Imagine they both lose and spend another week there though.
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37009 on: March 13, 2017, 11:26:47 AM »
New Anfield extra promising exclusive content on the Echo site (yours for £4.99/month), blues aren't happy. Some decent contributors e.g. Peter Hooton but think I will pass anyway.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-echo-launches-anfield-extra-12641425

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37010 on: March 13, 2017, 04:31:51 PM »
The 2022 Commonwealth Games will no longer take place in Durban, South Africa, the BBC understands.

South Africa’s sports minister Fikile Mbalula last month indicated the city may not be able to host the event because of financial constraints.

"We gave it our best shot but we can't go beyond. If the country says we don't have this money, we can't," he said.

Liverpool Everton has offered to host the event.  ;)
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37011 on: March 13, 2017, 04:38:46 PM »
New Anfield extra promising exclusive content on the Echo site (yours for £4.99/month), blues aren't happy. Some decent contributors e.g. Peter Hooton but think I will pass anyway.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-echo-launches-anfield-extra-12641425

they actually want to pay for extra content from that paper? 
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37012 on: March 13, 2017, 04:53:58 PM »
New Anfield extra promising exclusive content on the Echo site (yours for £4.99/month), blues aren't happy. Some decent contributors e.g. Peter Hooton but think I will pass anyway.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-echo-launches-anfield-extra-12641425

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the echo bring this out, with nothing of the same for everton, then they will lose sales, as it will be offending more than half of the city.

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Seriously though, if this is real Liverpool FC news then what is so "exclusive" about it that's worth paying a fiver a month?  We'll find out sooner or later, so why pay for the privilege?  Maybe I'm being harsh but I'm guessing most of it will probably be a mix of interviews and random transfer gossip/bullshit. 

It would be like a Bitter paying to subscribe to the Esk's twitter feed to hear ramblings over who they are signing next - usual caveats apply of course.
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37013 on: March 13, 2017, 05:02:02 PM »
The way shite go on about this fantasy stadium like if its 8th wonder of the world and its completely free.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37014 on: March 13, 2017, 05:15:09 PM »
7th

It's only a matter of time before this becomes a thing.  ;D

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« Reply #37015 on: March 13, 2017, 05:43:23 PM »
It's only a matter of time before this becomes a thing.  ;D



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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37017 on: March 13, 2017, 06:48:21 PM »
The 2022 Commonwealth Games will no longer take place in Durban, South Africa, the BBC understands.

South Africa’s sports minister Fikile Mbalula last month indicated the city may not be able to host the event because of financial constraints.

"We gave it our best shot but we can't go beyond. If the country says we don't have this money, we can't," he said.

Liverpool Everton has offered to host the event.  ;)

It's been 22 years since Everton last won a trophy, the BBC can confirm.

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright last month indicated that Everton haven't been able to compete because of financial constraints.

"We always try and compete but we just don't have the money. Unlike Liverpool who have spent billions in the last decade and not won the league" he said.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37018 on: March 13, 2017, 06:51:38 PM »
New Anfield extra promising exclusive content on the Echo site (yours for £4.99/month), blues aren't happy. Some decent contributors e.g. Peter Hooton but think I will pass anyway.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-echo-launches-anfield-extra-12641425
toffee tv are doing some paid content now

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37019 on: March 13, 2017, 10:47:47 PM »
I noticed they went 7th when United went 6th. Have they been ther ever since?

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37020 on: March 14, 2017, 05:01:05 PM »
 paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.



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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37021 on: March 14, 2017, 05:02:46 PM »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37022 on: March 14, 2017, 05:02:51 PM »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce  2m2 minutes ago

 Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37023 on: March 14, 2017, 05:03:29 PM »
*snigger*

Maybe he's getting replaced by Aubameyang and is walking before he's pushed?

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37024 on: March 14, 2017, 05:04:15 PM »
Just shaved a few million off his price too

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37025 on: March 14, 2017, 05:04:16 PM »
It's OK. They can recall Niasse next season.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37026 on: March 14, 2017, 05:05:38 PM »
It's all ok. At least they'll get the 68,000,000,000,000,000,000 transfer fee that he's worth.    ;)

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37027 on: March 14, 2017, 05:06:02 PM »
Jamie Carragher‏Verified account @Carra23 41s41 seconds ago
I knew putting the Everton training kit on & going to the training ground to have a word with him would be worth it!

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37028 on: March 14, 2017, 05:07:15 PM »
how long has Lukaku got left on his current contract?
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37029 on: March 14, 2017, 05:07:19 PM »
Jamie Carragher‏Verified account @Carra23 41s41 seconds ago
I knew putting the Everton training kit on & going to the training ground to have a word with him would be worth it!
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37030 on: March 14, 2017, 05:08:24 PM »
Blue mushroom cloud above Woodison now...All that fewm!!!!


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37031 on: March 14, 2017, 05:08:49 PM »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.




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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37032 on: March 14, 2017, 05:09:22 PM »
how long has Lukaku got left on his current contract?
He signed until summer 2019, so two years left.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37033 on: March 14, 2017, 05:10:23 PM »
Looks like their new half a million seater magical stadium will be hosting them in the championship.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37034 on: March 14, 2017, 05:14:13 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37035 on: March 14, 2017, 05:14:44 PM »
I know it probably won't happen. But I would take Lukaku.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37036 on: March 14, 2017, 05:15:03 PM »
Oh, how I chuckled.  :D

I knew something was up when the Esk categorically denied that Lukaku would be leaving.   

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37037 on: March 14, 2017, 05:15:16 PM »
:lmao
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37038 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:03 PM »
They are going to throw a load at the Mancs for Rooney aren't they? Get all excited about the returning hero until they watch him and realise he can't move anymore.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37039 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:06 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


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