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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10040 on: February 28, 2018, 08:10:54 pm »
Didn't take Moura long to partake in the dark arts.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10041 on: February 28, 2018, 08:11:32 pm »
With two days of snow to get through yet, I think there is every chance.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10042 on: February 28, 2018, 08:11:57 pm »
That is absolutely pathetic from Trippier. Any wonder people fucking hate Spurs. Disgusting club
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10043 on: February 28, 2018, 08:12:07 pm »
Spurs get a pen after a VAR review.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10044 on: February 28, 2018, 08:12:58 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10045 on: February 28, 2018, 08:13:11 pm »
Foul started at least five yards outside the box. VAR's a great help.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10046 on: February 28, 2018, 08:13:27 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10047 on: February 28, 2018, 08:14:14 pm »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao This is a fucking farce
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10048 on: February 28, 2018, 08:14:23 pm »
Foul started at least five yards outside the box. VAR's a great help.

If it continues into the box it's a penalty though isn't it? I don't think there's enough there to award a spot kick, but I thought that was the law?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10049 on: February 28, 2018, 08:14:46 pm »
Fucking shite this
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10050 on: February 28, 2018, 08:14:51 pm »
Well this is one way to make this match interesting!   :lmao
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10051 on: February 28, 2018, 08:15:04 pm »
Robbie Savage is apoplectic here! ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10052 on: February 28, 2018, 08:15:21 pm »
Never seen that before
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10053 on: February 28, 2018, 08:15:35 pm »
I thought he blew to order a retake :lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10054 on: February 28, 2018, 08:15:37 pm »
If it continues into the box it's a penalty though isn't it? I don't think there's enough there to award a spot kick, but I thought was the law?

Chris Foy has just said that, its a penalty as the offence continued into the area.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10055 on: February 28, 2018, 08:15:37 pm »
I thought you retake the penalty in that situation?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10056 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:04 pm »
Just need the game abandoned due to snow now to finish off this farce!
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10057 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:25 pm »
1-1 :lmao :lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10058 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:31 pm »
Get in ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10059 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:39 pm »
If it continues into the box it's a penalty though isn't it? I don't think there's enough there to award a spot kick, but I thought that was the law?

No, supposed to be where it starts.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10060 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:39 pm »
This is hilarious. Hopefully he awards Rochdale a controversial match winning penalty later.  ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10061 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:45 pm »
Qualitee
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10062 on: February 28, 2018, 08:17:05 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10063 on: February 28, 2018, 08:17:05 pm »
:lmao
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10064 on: February 28, 2018, 08:17:08 pm »
Will get disallowed in about 29 minutes time.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10065 on: February 28, 2018, 08:17:17 pm »
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get fucking in
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10066 on: February 28, 2018, 08:17:57 pm »
No, supposed to be where it starts.
Chris Hoy in the studio said it was correct but I thought it was where it started. He made the most of it anyway.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10067 on: February 28, 2018, 08:18:06 pm »
This is fantastic television, it really is.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10068 on: February 28, 2018, 08:18:07 pm »
No, supposed to be where it starts.

Chris Foy said its a continuation so it is a penalty
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10069 on: February 28, 2018, 08:18:08 pm »
If it continues into the box it's a penalty though isn't it? I don't think there's enough there to award a spot kick, but I thought that was the law?

Yeah, I've got memories of Chadwick on Smicer, where he was pulling on his shirt for half the pitch before Smicer went down for the pen.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10070 on: February 28, 2018, 08:19:29 pm »
Chris Hoy in the studio said it was correct but I thought it was where it started. He made the most of it anyway.

He has never disagreed with a decision since he was put into that truck. Son could get his leg broke in the box and if the ref didn't see it, Foy would say it's the right decision. Complete wanker.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10071 on: February 28, 2018, 08:20:23 pm »
This is an utterly bizarre game so far, but it's Spurs so fuck it  ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10072 on: February 28, 2018, 08:20:31 pm »
They've had 2 penalties against Rochdale and are still level in the tie ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10073 on: February 28, 2018, 08:20:47 pm »
Yeah, I've got memories of Chadwick on Smicer, where he was pulling on his shirt for half the pitch before Smicer went down for the pen.

Your memories deceive you. Was only a free kick
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10074 on: February 28, 2018, 08:20:51 pm »
No, supposed to be where it starts.

Unfortunately not, mate:

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10075 on: February 28, 2018, 08:22:23 pm »
Your memories deceive you. Was only a free kick

Damn, I was trying to remember if it was in the box or outside it.
Still, at least the gist of the memory was right.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10076 on: February 28, 2018, 08:22:43 pm »
BBC gave us Swansea v Sheffield Wednesday instead of this!

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10077 on: February 28, 2018, 08:24:19 pm »
Unfortunately not, mate:

Hmm. You'd think attacking players would try harder to stay up until in the box instead of going down when it's iffy.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10078 on: February 28, 2018, 08:24:23 pm »
Nice finish from the Rochdale lad. Composed.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10079 on: February 28, 2018, 08:24:43 pm »
BBC gave us Swansea v Sheffield Wednesday instead of this!

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