Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Nessy76]

Is it time for an autocorrect for 'Kane' to 'Goal Thief'?

Yes, but there's a young lad called Kane making great strides through our youth system, so no.

[AlphaDelta]

Excellent use of the word ‘ballbaggery’

I thank you sir!

[stevieG786]

You guys need to chill out with the daughter jokes. There's nothing wrong with what he said.

He swore on his daughters life yes, but she's not he's actual daughter. He picked her out at the hospital and said 'that's mine' and walked out with her.

[SerbianScouser]

He scored 7 goals last two games last season in dead rubber games so probably thinks he can repeat something similar and pip Mo for the title. Didn't care about this before but hope now Mo wins and render Kane's effort pointless.

[andyw79]

You guys need to chill out with the daughter jokes. There's nothing wrong with what he said.

He swore on his daughters life yes, but she's not he's actual daughter. He picked her out at the hospital and said 'that's mine' and walked out with her.

👏
Very good!

[mickeydocs]

Is it time for an autocorrect for 'Kane' to 'Goal Thief'?

Would be better to autocorrect to 'Ballbaggery Kane'

[QC]

Would be interested to see the wording of their appeal letter 

[Zimagic]

He scored 7 goals last two games last season in dead rubber games so probably thinks he can repeat something similar and pip Mo for the title. Didn't care about this before but hope now Mo wins and render Kane's effort pointless.

to be honest, I'd prefer that we have a goal with a similiar "who scored it" situation that was given to Salah and the club appealed to give it to Bob or whoever.

It would be a huge middle finger to the petty glory grabbing that riddles the modern game and a sign that, as a player and as a club, Salah & LFC are more concerned with what's right than cooking the goal-scoring books. And if it happens before the golden boot race is anywhere near decided, it'll blow even more people away.





Oh, and have Mo go on to win the thing anyway, of course.

[FlashingBlade]

Apprently Kane has said he was the second shooter on the grassy knoll and wants to claim the kill.

[lionel_messias]

Would be interested to see the wording of their appeal letter 

Is Kane appealing?






No, not really!

[afc tukrish]

He scored 7 goals last two games last season in dead rubber games so probably thinks he can repeat something similar and pip Mo for the title. Didn't care about this before but hope now Mo wins and render Kane's effort pointless.

Kane's efforts are never pointless...

He just claims the point...

[El Lobo]

Would be interested to see the wording of their appeal letter 

'Dear Greg

I am writing to you in regards to the goal scored by Mr Christian Eriksen against Stoke City on the 7th of April 2018.

After lengthy discussion with our mutual client, Mr Harold Highbury Kane, we have decided to appeal the decision to award the goal to Mr Eriksen. Harold has sworn on his daughters life that he scored the goal, so please proceed with the necessary process to award the goal to Mr Kane. Harold called Christian 'liar liar, pants on fire' when he claimed the goal initially and also said 'bagsie my goal, no returns turn around touch the ground' and then turned around and touched the ground, which was witnessed by three of his team-mates. I'm sure you can appreciate he wouldn't have done this if he didn't score the goal.

Best Wishes,
Daniel'

[TheShanklyGates]

He's gone full Alan Pardew. 'Eriksen's goal? I'm having that.'

[Samie]

Pochettino on Honest Harry.

Harry is generous, someone who always puts the collective in front of himself.”

[Dench57]

Pochettino on Honest Harry.

Yeah, except when he's doing the complete opposite.

[Rob K]

[Son of Spion]

I feel so, so dirty now. 

Mrs Spion was erm.. 'finishing me off' this morning  ... then she told me Harry Kane got the final touch. 

[idontknow]

Apprently Kane has said he was the second shooter on the grassy knoll and wants to claim the kill.

And will certainly raise his profile in the US

[El Lobo]

Nearly a week on and I still can’t believe he appealed to claim a goal he didn’t touch

[Dench57]

I feel like this joke has really got legs. Thank you Harry. Thank you Spurs.

[ABZ Rover]

Would be interested to see the wording of their appeal letter 

Bet it was written in crayon.

[Qston]

I feel like this joke has really got legs. Thank you Harry. Thank you Spurs.

The chants will be merciless for the rest of his career

[Redsnappa]

The chants will be merciless for the rest of his career

... and the memes 

[The North Bank]

Harry Kane claiming it is the new John Terry full kit wanker.

[classycarra]

Nearly a week on and I still can’t believe he appealed to claim a goal he didn’t touch

So fucked off with their timing, it's such a long wait til the next David Squires cartoon!

[riismeister]

From twitter

[SP]

Is it time for an autocorrect for 'Kane' to 'Goal Thief'?

Citizen Goal Thief?

[SP]

I hope Eriksen or one of the other Spurs players trolls him by trying to take his next mildly contentious goal away from him. Make it so!

I hope a defender tries to claim one of his goals as an own goal. They can testify that they scored.

[Dench57]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/apr/12/harry-kane-mauling-social-media-pochettino

Harry Kane will learn from his mauling on social media, says Pochettino
• Goal award attracted comment from Golden Boot rival Mo Salah
• Fans of other clubs will have killed him, Spurs manager adds

Imagine Poch thinks he's a bit of a bellend.

[Caligula?]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/apr/12/harry-kane-mauling-social-media-pochettino

Imagine Poch thinks he's a bit of a bellend.

Somewhere in the background, he must be epically face-palming himself when one of his players goes and does something that stupid.

[classycarra]

Somewhere in the background, he must be epically face-palming himself when one of his players goes and does something that stupid.

He's defended it, and he (as manager of the club, clearly having spoken to Kane and Eriksen) approved the appeal. I don't think it's fair to not include him in this!

Also talked up Kane's honesty and pretended it's all been a bit blown up by people, rather than acknowledging the reason it's gone 'viral' is because of how hilariously gormless Kane is (not to mention his amazing phrasing, which may have been lost on Pochetino to be fair)

[lorenzo]

Listening to the Indy podcast this week and they were speaking about Klopp and how certain managers(on the great vine) Seem to belittle Klopp as a coach.

So they were saying on the podcast that before one of games against Spurs Poch, does he think him and Klopp are similar in style of play.

Apparently his reaction was of someone that felt insulted because apparently, lot of other managers feel Klopp is just a great motivator and not good coach. They joked and said people think he is the German Ian
Holloway.

Honestly i can't wait to play them next season and i hope they don't win the Fa Cup.

[Samie]

 

Kloppo won 2 Bundesliga titles and got to a Champions League final with a team not named Bayern Munich. Let's see Pooch try anything as close to as good as that. Hey he also might take another club to another Champions League final too.

[Andy82lfc]

Posh says ‘Harry is a very honest person, he is not goin to lie’

We then cut to a collection of Harry’s finest dives.

[Buck Pete]

[Something Worse]

Kloppo won 2 Bundesliga titles and got to a Champions League final with a team not named Bayern Munich. Let's see Pooch try anything as close to as good as that. Hey he also might take another club to another Champions League final too.

He could start with winning any trophy, at all, ever.

[GreatEx]

Pochettino on Honest Harry.

Harry is generous, someone who always puts the collective in front of himself.”

You mean he refers to himself using the royal "we"?

[Tobelius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglaJs7EZks

[AndyMuller]

Poch is a bellend I thought we knew that? Won fuck all as a manager.

[Qston]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/04/12/mauricio-pochettino-says-harry-kane-has-hurt-reaction-claims/

Ah. Poor lad is upset. What the fuck did he expect would happen ? Football fans are well known for their calm, analytical, caring and understanding approach after all aren`t they.

This will never ever leave him now and what will make it even funnier is if it makes absolutely no difference come the end of the season