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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5680 on: June 17, 2014, 11:11:48 PM »
Weren't we linked with Ochoa a couple of seasons ago?
Nope, apparently he only fell out of the sky tonight.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5681 on: June 17, 2014, 11:14:16 PM »
Nope, apparently he only fell out of the sky tonight.

Right, as I suspected. Old news. Great performance. But there are probably 1,001 reasons why he's out of contract in 2 weeks.
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5682 on: June 17, 2014, 11:23:23 PM »
Right, as I suspected. Old news. Great performance. But there are probably 1,001 reasons why he's out of contract in 2 weeks.
I think it's his unwillingness to sign a new contract, rather than the club not wanting him. Ajaccio were relegated this season.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5683 on: June 17, 2014, 11:23:36 PM »
Right, as I suspected. Old news. Great performance. But there are probably 1,001 reasons why he's out of contract in 2 weeks.
Yeah, but he is the soup of the day.
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5684 on: June 17, 2014, 11:31:47 PM »
I think it's his unwillingness to sign a new contract, rather than the club not wanting him. Ajaccio were relegated this season.

Well then, that being one of them.  :D
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5685 on: June 17, 2014, 11:40:58 PM »
He's always been a good goalie, that match just done him the world of good. Wonder how many clubs are interested now
Pretty happy with Arse taking it.

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« Reply #5686 on: June 17, 2014, 11:51:46 PM »
I think we will ultimately get Lallana for the 25Mil we are offering. I dont see Spurs or Chelsea swooping in for him like some if our tarets and paying the honestly ridiculous 30Mil figure. Even 25Mil is rich.
Only danger is Man U paying 30 Mil once they strike out left and right and try to placate their fans by doing one over on us. I'd like Lallana but will not wet my bed if we miss out. We already have a great team and there are other targets. Who's to say that Coutihno wont take the next step next season like Sterling did. He has an uniterrupted summer to put on 5-7lb of muscle to gain a bit of speed and stability in tackles.
We need to have a squad of 15-17 starters and another 3-4 capable strong squad players. This will allow for some squad rotation and allow us to absorb 3 players injured at a time.
Lallana is welcome and he can engineer a move by maybe putting in a transfer request or agreeing to take 20,000 less a week than anticipated to cover the 5Mil over 4 years if he really wants to move and 30 Mil is firm.
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« Reply #5687 on: June 17, 2014, 11:57:24 PM »
He's always been a good goalie, that match just done him the world of good. Wonder how many clubs are interested now

I dont think he would consider Liverpool to play second fiddle. I would suppose he could end up at Spurs since Lloris likely wants out. Wonder if we could get Lloris.
He is something else. We put 9 by him last season and he still looked mostly great.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5688 on: June 17, 2014, 11:57:46 PM »
Not a knee jerk, but that Mexican goalkeeper...

Would be a disaster in England.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5689 on: June 18, 2014, 12:19:56 AM »
I dont think he would consider Liverpool to play second fiddle. I would suppose he could end up at Spurs since Lloris likely wants out. Wonder if we could get Lloris.
He is something else. We put 9 by him last season and he still looked mostly great.

What?

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5690 on: June 18, 2014, 12:45:37 AM »
I dont think he would consider Liverpool to play second fiddle. I would suppose he could end up at Spurs since Lloris likely wants out. Wonder if we could get Lloris.
He is something else. We put 9 by him last season and he still looked mostly great.

Having had the pleasure of going to both matches home and away the one thing he didn't look was great.

He looked mostly like this

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5691 on: June 18, 2014, 01:12:08 AM »
Would be a disaster in England.

This is clearly not true... any evidence other than the self-assured prediction (not unlike a neoclassical economist)?

Goalkeeping evidence?
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5692 on: June 18, 2014, 01:17:43 AM »
I dont think he would consider Liverpool to play second fiddle. I would suppose he could end up at Spurs since Lloris likely wants out. Wonder if we could get Lloris.
He is something else. We put 9 by him last season and he still looked mostly great.

Overrated quite a lot is Lloris. He's good, he's sometimes very good but he's not spectacular.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5693 on: June 18, 2014, 01:59:01 AM »
Overrated quite a lot is Lloris. He's good, he's sometimes very good but he's not spectacular.

He's a top, top keeper and we'd be lucky to have him. Subpar Spurs team made him look like a tool many times, but he made Spurs look better than they were more often.
Talk is that he wants out, and I don't expect Spurs to be able to hold on.
I don't expect us to go for him since our guy is slowly growing into his role, but if offered now, I'd swap them.
But in any event my point was not that we should go for Lloris but that Ochoa would not come here to deputize at Liverpool and that Spurs may go for him, since Lloris may want out.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5694 on: June 18, 2014, 02:45:47 AM »
Wouldnt surprise me if we miss out on Lallana. I wouldnt have thought it is a particularly easy time to buy PL players. Clubs wont be particularly short of cash following the new Broadcast deal and will be under no particular pressure to sell, so the chances are European players will be better value and be keen to move here. Throw in the Bournemouth situation and it will be a difficult deal unless we pay top dollar and Lallana aggressively pushes a move.
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5695 on: June 18, 2014, 04:26:45 AM »
Alberto Moreno vs Manchester United: http://youtu.be/NR-bwYJ89UE

Daley Blind (Netherlands) vs Colombia. (11.19.2013): http://youtu.be/tiQ6AH-CSfg

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5696 on: June 18, 2014, 07:47:23 AM »
Ochoa is a decent keeper but dont be judging him after 2 games in a World Cup,go and watch the Ligue 1 goals from last season,he was responsible for quite a few of the goals Ajaccio conceded when they were relegated.





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« Reply #5697 on: June 18, 2014, 08:36:45 AM »
Its different at all.  Plus Suarez actually came out publicly and said he wants to leave, Lallana hasn't done that yet. It's just hear say.  So you could say that the way Suarez has kicking up a fuss last year we where in a weaker position that what Southampton are now, as publicly their player is not pushing for the move. 
You think we would have put in several bids if the player didn't want to move? He publicly said he wants to play CL football. He is trying to leave on good terms which is the right thing to do. Its not his fault and for 20-25M there are other players we can get who will be as good or better than him and still fit in so if Southampton are looking for more money then will end up empty handed
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« Reply #5698 on: June 18, 2014, 08:55:35 AM »
Lloris is top class but I've got no idea why anyone would call for us to sign a GK o replace Mig in our current position
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« Reply #5699 on: June 18, 2014, 09:04:48 AM »
Lloris is top class but I've got no idea why anyone would call for us to sign a GK o replace Mig in our current position
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5700 on: June 18, 2014, 09:14:25 AM »
August is very tough for us. Probably makes a little more sense to strengthen earlier, and not drag on till deadline day.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5701 on: June 18, 2014, 09:14:41 AM »
I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5702 on: June 18, 2014, 09:24:08 AM »
Lloris is top class but I've got no idea why anyone would call for us to sign a GK o replace Mig in our current position

There's not much difference if any between Mignolet and Lloris.


Begovic on the other hand surpasses both of them with ease


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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5703 on: June 18, 2014, 09:26:52 AM »
Well now I bet Southampton will agree to sell us Lallana but after the game! The window should close before the league starts. It's really stupid


I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!

Very tempting. Because why would they not wait and sell after the match? No chance they sell to us before the match

EDIT: didn't read that properly hahahahaha.

Good one :D
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5704 on: June 18, 2014, 09:38:18 AM »
Erm...

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5705 on: June 18, 2014, 10:05:46 AM »
I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!

Very clever :-)))))))

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5706 on: June 18, 2014, 10:13:25 AM »
I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!

Won't seem so funny when he's injured and doesn't travel.
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5707 on: June 18, 2014, 10:18:21 AM »
Cut out the when Lallana is going to sign bollocks

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« Reply #5708 on: June 18, 2014, 10:31:25 AM »
I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!
I'll take that bet

lol Nice try
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« Reply #5709 on: June 18, 2014, 10:33:44 AM »
I'll take that bet

lol Nice try

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5710 on: June 18, 2014, 10:40:59 AM »
No Suarez please, thanks folks
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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5711 on: June 18, 2014, 10:51:51 AM »
I'll bet 1000 with ANYBODY that Adam Lallana will be at Anfield opening game of next season!

I'm tempted to take you on with this bet cause if we haven't signed him but still interested then the old'his isn't right or he is injured will go out.

Hmmm. Contact me a week before the game and then I will let you know.

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Re: General ShitChat thread #2 - back for another round!
« Reply #5712 on: June 18, 2014, 11:11:09 AM »
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« Reply #5713 on: June 18, 2014, 11:11:51 AM »
Lloris is top class but I've got no idea why anyone would call for us to sign a GK o replace Mig in our current position

Because Mignolet underperformed both statistically and from the 'eye test' and we're one of the best clubs in the world, always looking to improve.

It's not rocket science.

I would give Mignolet another season

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« Reply #5714 on: June 18, 2014, 11:23:02 AM »
Because Mignolet underperformed both statistically and from the 'eye test' and we're one of the best clubs in the world, always looking to improve.

It's not rocket science.

I would give Mignolet another season
So you'd have Mig at #2? ANd spend a decent sized chunk of our budget on a new GK when we need to address fullback positions, CB position and general depth in the attacking areas when we have a decent keeper who will only improve as time goes on?

Not too far off Rocket Science imo
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« Reply #5715 on: June 18, 2014, 11:26:24 AM »
Cut out the when Lallana is going to sign bollocks
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« Reply #5717 on: June 18, 2014, 11:42:57 AM »
Liverpool open talks with Bayern Munich over 16m Xherdan Shaqiri after losing interest in Southampton's Adam Lallana

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Published: 11:21, 18 June 2014 | Updated: 11:30, 18 June 2014

Liverpool have opened preliminary talks with Bayern Munich over a proposed 16m deal for Xherdan Shaqiri.
 
Manager Brendan Rodgers is growing impatient over Southampton's reluctance to bend on a deal for Adam Lallana, with sporting director Les Reed saying the England international should stay 'a little longer' at St Mary's.

Liverpool have checked on Lazar Markovic too at Benfica but Swiss international Shaqiri offers better market value.
 
The 22-year-old had been earmarked to replace Franck Ribery at Bayern but has grown impatient at his lack of playing time and is keen to move to Anfield.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2661217/Liverpool-open-talks-Bayern-Munich-16m-Xherdan-Shaqiri-losing-Southamptons-Adam-Lallana.html

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« Reply #5718 on: June 18, 2014, 11:45:01 AM »
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