I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
KEEP QUOTING THAT PICTURE THEY JUST SCORED!
I'm telling you, Bowie died and it's all gone to fuck.
I AM MOIST AS FUCK
I take it all back, come on the Arse
my nipples are cock is hard
Damnit still another 38min to go
ALL HAIL THE GLUTES
my nipples are hard
WHAT A FUCKING GAY
Just when I go to check my fridge, this happens. Now should I go back and remain there?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.