Author Topic: Pardew (Read 52471 times)

CHOPPER · « **Reply #120 on:** March 1, 2014, 08:45:58 pm »

Pity he never knocked the shitehawk out.

Their players must be buzzed off their tits with him - any 'team' would be, surely?

rushyman · « **Reply #121 on:** March 1, 2014, 08:46:49 pm »

Quote from: ＣＨＯＰＰＥＲ on March 1, 2014, 08:45:58 pm

Pity he never knocked the shitehawk out.

Their players must be buzzed off their tits with him - any 'team' would be, surely?

If it was South America I can see your point

Bit more of a faux pas going round nutting players as a manager here lol

Motty · « **Reply #122 on:** March 1, 2014, 08:48:00 pm »

See you teddy bear come here, thud, up scumbag up scumbag.

Les Willis · « **Reply #123 on:** March 1, 2014, 08:51:39 pm »

Idiotic of Pardew. Quite a few games off the touchline for him, I would think.

princeoftherocks · « **Reply #124 on:** March 1, 2014, 08:58:41 pm »

the bbc headline: pardew sorry for hull headbutt. He's really set the bar high, now. To beat it, he'd have to pull his dick out and piss on an opposition player.

MagicB8all · « **Reply #125 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:01:38 pm »

Quote from: Les Willis on March 1, 2014, 08:51:39 pm

Idiotic of Pardew. Quite a few games off the touchline for him, I would think.

could lose his job over it too

Red Crown · « **Reply #126 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:09:09 pm »

Quote from: something awful on March 1, 2014, 05:41:23 pm

The Chelsea job

Mercer · « **Reply #127 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:09:37 pm »

Lucky it wasn't the other way round, Steve Bruce nutting a Newcastle player, the size of his swede.

rushyman · « **Reply #128 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:10:19 pm »

Do we want him to lose his job thinking about it?

Newcastle have a huge following stadium etc. To my mind theyve been underachieving for years now. We dont need anymore competition

Apologies Black and White Paul but am only saying this as a Liverpool fan.

PS I like Newcastle but I fucking hate your twat of a manager

Motty · « **Reply #129 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:15:09 pm »

Quote from: Mercer on March 1, 2014, 09:09:37 pm

Lucky it wasn't the other way round, Steve Bruce nutting a Newcastle player, the size of his swede.

It would be like being hit by a truck.

Dave D · « **Reply #130 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:16:23 pm »

Ah leave Alan alone, he's just a very passionate manager, a brave English lion. Should be interesting to see how it plays out.

Beninger · « **Reply #131 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:25:07 pm »

Hardly touched him. Still funny...

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #132 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:30:36 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DDpVTI0Ocw

Brentieke · « **Reply #133 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:41:26 pm »

I must be the only one in the world who thinks this is a big deal over nothing. He barely touched him. You'd think he did a proper Francis Begbie number on him the way everyone's going on about it.

Richard Keys went on about it 30mn post match. So bored of the soap opera part of football.

lukeb1981 · « **Reply #134 on:** March 1, 2014, 09:46:17 pm »

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/333419D0B51051596182079586304_18ecdf8feae.4.8.4380522550434381525.mp4?versionId=btkdlK4tK3W0rrkgu4SRR4jl192IuzdN

Wiss_LFC · « **Reply #135 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:00:49 pm »

He will get a big ban for this, yea there wasn't much init but there was intent. Still a c*nt for trying it though

He should of done this and acted like the victim

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NTmGg5FY2wM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/NTmGg5FY2wM</a>

Claire. · « **Reply #136 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:27:31 pm »

Be proper mega helpful if people didn't quote posts they found offensive, it just increases the amount of shite we have to trawl through.

If you don't think a post should be on here, report and it'll be dealt with.

Red_Irishman · « **Reply #137 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:48:14 pm »

My god. What an idiot for doing that.

hes been fined 100,000 by Newcastle now.

Its utterly embarrassing for him.

Tom_B · « **Reply #138 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:48:16 pm »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10670248/Newcastle-United-owner-Mike-Ashley-to-consider-sacking-manager-Alan-Pardew-following-headbutting-incident.html

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140301/club-statement-alan-pardew_2281670_3693543

aggerdid · « **Reply #139 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:48:41 pm »

100k fine and a formal warning

Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero · « **Reply #140 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:50:04 pm »

Watching that again fucking hell what a lemon Pardew is

johnsmithlfc · « **Reply #141 on:** March 1, 2014, 10:57:55 pm »

Fat Cashley definitely could have saved money sacking Pardew and not having to pay him off.
Now he's still in his long contract and will continue to be a shit manager.

Was really a nothing incident...but a manager doing it to a player is just insane.

dalarr · « **Reply #142 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:03:17 pm »

Fines..I want fines and suspensions!

bigbear · « **Reply #143 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:13:29 pm »

Quote from: Beninger on March 1, 2014, 09:25:07 pm

Hardly touched him. Still funny...

Touched him as much as Reina touched one of his players a few years ago who dropped to the ground holding his face. Pardew is a cock.

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #144 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:15:30 pm »

Quote from: bigbear on March 1, 2014, 11:13:29 pm

Touched him as much as Reina touched one of his players a few years ago who dropped to the ground holding his face. Pardew is a cock.

You mean Robben right?

bigbear · « **Reply #145 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:17:21 pm »

Quote from: Sir Psycho Sexy on March 1, 2014, 11:15:30 pm

You mean Robben right?

Wasn't he sent off at Newcastle for breathing on that knob Perch. About 2 years ago.

Beninger · « **Reply #146 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:31:47 pm »

Quote from: bigbear on March 1, 2014, 11:13:29 pm

Touched him as much as Reina touched one of his players a few years ago who dropped to the ground holding his face. Pardew is a cock.

I don't remember what he said about the incident with reina...

Something Awful · « **Reply #147 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:36:06 pm »

Quote from: bigbear on March 1, 2014, 11:17:21 pm

Wasn't he sent off at Newcastle for breathing on that knob Perch. About 2 years ago.

Yup. Twat. Be quite happy to see Newcastle implode again.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #148 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:42:35 pm »

But what the hell is 100 Grand to him? Not even a months pay.

Joke

Both Fat Mike and Pardew make me puke, I want them both out.

oovavu · « **Reply #149 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:48:49 pm »

I think more managers should headbutt players in all honesty.

Ray K · « **Reply #150 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:48:50 pm »

Quote from: Black & White Paul on March 1, 2014, 11:42:35 pm

But what the hell is 100 Grand to him? Not even a months pay.

Joke

Both Fat Mike and Pardew make me puke, I want them both out.

Make up your mind mate - one week you're saying how great they are and the next week you want them both out.

It was fucking funny to be fair. Not Suarez-biting-Ivanovic funny, but still worth a decent giggle.

oovavu · « **Reply #151 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:50:15 pm »

Quote from: Black & White Paul on March 1, 2014, 11:42:35 pm

But what the hell is 100 Grand to him? Not even a months pay.

Joke

Both Fat Mike and Pardew make me puke, I want them both out.

Vince mcmahon and jake the snake in?

B0151? · « **Reply #152 on:** March 1, 2014, 11:52:18 pm »

It's all very well saying that he's barely touched him, but it's aggressive enough to make the Hull player lose his shit. Idiot.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #153 on:** March 2, 2014, 12:42:56 am »

Quote from: Ray K on March 1, 2014, 11:48:50 pm

Make up your mind mate - one week you're saying how great they are and the next week you want them both out.

It was fucking funny to be fair. Not Suarez-biting-Ivanovic funny, but still worth a decent giggle.

What you on about?
Show me where I have ever said Alan Pardew or Mike Ashley is great and I'll start supporting Sunderland.

I've, never, EVER said anything even remotely like that.

schmev · « **Reply #154 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:02:22 am »

Should be banned the rest of the season. There's no place for a manager doing anything like that, at all.

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #155 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:03:16 am »

Good job he didn't try headbutt fathead Bruce - Pardew would have ended up in hospital.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #156 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:26:41 am »

Ha ha. Fair fucks to him. I've always seen Pardrew as a bit of a geezer anyway

Golden_Child · « **Reply #157 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:37:13 am »

Meh. 5 game ban and a fine. We've all seen a lot worse. Luis biting Ivanovic was worse to be honest. Pardew may be a c*nt but he only threw a 'gentle' nut on the lad

Hij · « **Reply #158 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:49:29 am »

Quote from: something awful on March 1, 2014, 05:41:23 pm

The Chelsea job

please. stop. im laughing too much

elpistolero7 · « **Reply #159 on:** March 2, 2014, 01:56:25 am »

Alain's lost ze plot.