Fuck sake their coverage is dire.
The studio parts are an odd mix of #LAD #BANTAH humour and deadly serious attempts at punditry, always delivered by halfwits clearly winging it, who have absolutely nothing interesting or incisive to say. Harry Redknapp made at least 5 'I'm a wheela deala' jokes today, then admitted he'd never seen Darmian play, then spent 3 minutes analysing Darmian...who he'd never seen play.
Owen and Hoddle? Just fuck off. It's like they deliberately set out to find the biggest dullards, but not content with that, they also have to know absolutely shitfuck all about modern football. Hoddle said at one point ofay that Walker was one of Europe's best young talents. Kyle Walker. He's 25. And shit. He spent 90 minutes confusing Vertonghen and Alderweireld. Owen sounded like he was eating at one point. He probably was. I have no idea what the fuck they're doing.
And the Howard Webb thing? Fucking hell. Yes, BT, please tell me repeatedly how it's so interesting to hear a professional views on refereeing. It's so entertaining when a third of the screen switches to the back of his bald head staring at 6 monitors, before saying 'it was a tough decision but I think he's just about right' every fucking time. In the rare event that at some point in time he does disagree with a refereeing decision? I don't give a flying dick. Who cares? Literally, find me one person on this earth that cares. He's got the aforementioned 6 monitors showing crystal clear HD images with 590 replays. If he can see it was a bad decision so can everyone currently suffering through your broadcast.
Fuck me I hate them. Everything about them. I'm not Sky's biggest fan, but at least they put out a decent product.