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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13240 on: December 4, 2013, 02:07:00 pm »
Maybe it's worth reminding how abysmal Everton Moyes' Everton have been at OT.

Manchester United have won 16 of their 21 Premier League home games against Everton, with four matches drawn.

Everton won the first one, since then 16 losses and 4 draws.




This is a home banker for Man utd. A sure 3 points. If Moyes fecks this up... ;)

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13241 on: December 4, 2013, 02:11:31 pm »
To put it in perspective, Howard Kendall was the last Everton manager to win a league match at OT.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13242 on: December 4, 2013, 02:12:14 pm »
Dunno, worse utd team in a good while and efc on the up (I think), tempted to put them in my acca at 9/2.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13243 on: December 4, 2013, 02:20:11 pm »
To put it in perspective, Howard Kendall was the last Everton manager to win a league match at OT.

To be fair, Everton have had a manager for the past decade or so who said this : “You want to get out of Old Trafford alive – that used to be our saying.”

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13244 on: December 4, 2013, 02:24:23 pm »
To be fair, Everton have had a manager for the past decade or so who said this : “You want to get out of Old Trafford alive – that used to be our saying.”


Such lofty ambition, where is that dynamic thunderbolt of man these days?
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13245 on: December 4, 2013, 02:25:10 pm »
To be fair, Everton have had a manager for the past decade or so who said this : “You want to get out of Old Trafford alive – that used to be our saying.”



Isn't that still his motto?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13246 on: December 4, 2013, 02:30:19 pm »
Isn't that still his motto?
These days its 'win, lose, draw'
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13247 on: December 4, 2013, 02:31:25 pm »
These days its 'win, lose, draw'

Bob Mills is still the manager of Manchester United.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13248 on: December 4, 2013, 02:34:01 pm »
Bob Mills is still the manager of Manchester United.
Bravo :wellin :wellin
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13249 on: December 4, 2013, 03:16:47 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13250 on: December 4, 2013, 04:00:03 pm »


Please give a warning before posting that again.  :o

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13251 on: December 4, 2013, 06:04:08 pm »
Please give a warning before posting that again.  :o
Why? That's hilarious.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13252 on: December 4, 2013, 06:15:47 pm »
No RVP for them again tonight.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13253 on: December 4, 2013, 06:37:46 pm »
Is Moyes the manager for Manchester United tonight?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13254 on: December 4, 2013, 06:51:20 pm »
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From looking back they also said that Suarez was signing for United, and De Gea was going to Barca, and they're barely literate,...but, err...David Moyes is the manager of Manchester United so who knows. Anything is possible.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13255 on: December 4, 2013, 06:55:14 pm »
:lmao I'll piss myself laughing if this is true.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13256 on: December 4, 2013, 06:56:29 pm »
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From looking back they also said that Suarez was signing for United, and De Gea was going to Barca, and they're barely literate,...but, err...David Moyes is the manager of Manchester United so who knows. Anything is possible.

I hope they won´t let him go til the end of the season, I wanna see the face of the fucker when Arsenal lifts the title and ManU missing out on 4th..
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13257 on: December 4, 2013, 09:28:35 pm »
It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.
Only Arsenal have put some form together whilst we have faltered.
Lots for us to be optimistic about.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13258 on: December 4, 2013, 09:32:54 pm »
Fuck me the Everton fans must be absolutely creaming themselves. I almost feel pleased for them.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13259 on: December 4, 2013, 09:33:39 pm »
Come on feel the Moyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13260 on: December 4, 2013, 09:36:20 pm »
So let's get this straight, Martinez first attempt at trying to get a win at Arsenal, Chelsea, Utd and ourselves away.... and he achieves it right away.

HAHA and Moyes couldn't pick up a win after 30 or whatever attempts

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13261 on: December 4, 2013, 09:37:37 pm »

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13262 on: December 4, 2013, 09:37:41 pm »
   moyes,,lolz,,rofl,,lolzies..lollies etc etc,,,ahhaaa its hilarious ,,,,,it really is too good to be true,,
bollocks

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13263 on: December 4, 2013, 09:37:47 pm »
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13264 on: December 4, 2013, 09:37:51 pm »
The chosen one strikes again.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13265 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:05 pm »
Gifs please

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And lots ofthem if you don't mind.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13266 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:06 pm »
:lmao

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13267 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:11 pm »
Camera cuts to Ferguson looking nonplussed. I swear someone typed exactly that scenario in the summer. Anyone remember?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13268 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:26 pm »
ha ha ha.

They've definitely turned a corner. Moyes has finally seen Everton win at Old Trafford.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13269 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:26 pm »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13270 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:37 pm »
Never beat a top four team away.. :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13271 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:38 pm »
COME ON FEEL THE MOYES!
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13272 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:45 pm »
Gifs please

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And lots ofthem if you don't mind.

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I'll start, let's all feel the Moyes:


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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13273 on: December 4, 2013, 09:38:45 pm »
GOT THEIR SWAGGER BACK

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13275 on: December 4, 2013, 09:39:06 pm »
Ill come back another day , hehe, going to enjoy our win tonight, save this thread for a pick me up later
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13276 on: December 4, 2013, 09:39:15 pm »
United are 8-11 tomoro I'm all over that think they'll beat everton comfortably.

Lol.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13277 on: December 4, 2013, 09:39:43 pm »
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13278 on: December 4, 2013, 09:39:54 pm »
That's some swagger they got over there!

So out of the title race yet?
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13279 on: December 4, 2013, 09:40:51 pm »
Congrats Moyes, with his help Everton finally get a win at Old Trafford.  FOOTBALL GENIUS.