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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1800 on: July 5, 2014, 02:35:02 pm »
Bare bottom spanking ( mind out of the gutter ) so far. She can't manage to get Kvitova moving and Kvitova is just hitting right through her.


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1801 on: July 5, 2014, 02:36:11 pm »
Shes a nervous wreck.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1802 on: July 5, 2014, 02:37:02 pm »
Kvitova is a stranger player though. She can play the best tennis in one set and then the next set, she'll be an error machine.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1803 on: July 5, 2014, 02:37:22 pm »
Kvitova is normally streaky, incredible hitting at the minute though

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1804 on: July 5, 2014, 02:39:54 pm »
There you go. Probably still lose the set but a good game to boost the confidence.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1805 on: July 5, 2014, 02:41:11 pm »
Holding serve is obviously going to be the issue all match for Bouchard. There's not enough on it, Kvitova is just dining out

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1806 on: July 5, 2014, 02:41:33 pm »
That return. This is seriously good from Kvitova.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1807 on: July 5, 2014, 02:51:26 pm »
Hate it when the matches are like this, no spark at all. Need Kvitova's form to nosedive for the sake of our entertainment.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1808 on: July 5, 2014, 02:52:47 pm »
Kvitova should really be winning more Grand Slams with a game like this. I don't see why she can't win a slam in the hard courts.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1809 on: July 5, 2014, 02:54:22 pm »
This is over.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1810 on: July 5, 2014, 02:54:42 pm »
Well this has been boring.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1811 on: July 5, 2014, 02:54:47 pm »
Bouchard second best on almost every single point.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1812 on: July 5, 2014, 02:56:10 pm »
Bouchard looks stunned there sitting in the chair. Feel for her, but she'll certainly be winning multiple slams in the next 5 years. Especially now with Serena waning.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1813 on: July 5, 2014, 02:59:08 pm »
Well this has been boring.
I want Eugenie to win but I think it has been great. Kvitova has been spectacular to watch.

Crowd needs to get behind her now though..dont want to see a love-set in a final.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1814 on: July 5, 2014, 02:59:31 pm »
Looks to have given up now.  Seriously need to make the womens game first to 3 sets.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1815 on: July 5, 2014, 03:01:08 pm »
This is so impressive. She's about to finish this in under an hour. 49 minutes and 5-0 ahead in the 2nd.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1816 on: July 5, 2014, 03:01:34 pm »
Looks to have given up now.  Seriously need to make the womens game first to 3 sets.

I don't think they're equipped for that.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1817 on: July 5, 2014, 03:07:48 pm »
What a final  :lmao seriously kvitova should pick up a few more slams ball bashing to the extreme.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1818 on: July 5, 2014, 03:08:37 pm »
I don't think they're equipped for that.

In what way? 

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1819 on: July 5, 2014, 03:15:32 pm »
Spectacular to watch, but I felt sorry for Bouchard  :(

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1820 on: July 5, 2014, 07:49:54 pm »
Kvitova gave Bouchard a real Tennis lesson today. Was a pretty poor final in terms of quality though.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1821 on: July 5, 2014, 07:55:20 pm »
In what way?

That was the argument made by a female pro on five live too. Surprised it was voiced.  Got to make the final best of five though ...

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1822 on: July 5, 2014, 08:31:29 pm »
Not watched hardly any tennis this year but just caught the end of the men's doubles . Chuffed to bits for those 2 lads as I don't think any were expecting that result.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1823 on: July 5, 2014, 09:21:33 pm »
Kvitova gave Bouchard a real Tennis lesson today. Was a pretty poor final in terms of quality though.

Some absurdly quality hitting by Kvitova today. Great player on her day.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1824 on: July 5, 2014, 09:24:16 pm »
In what way?

Physically, what else? Have you seen the state of guys like Djokovic and Nadal towards the end of 5 set matches that get intense?

Somehow doubt Sharapova and Williams etc are going to be able to slug it out for 4+ hours in tough conditions, seeing as Sharapova complains of fatigue after 2 or 3 back to back 3 set matches and she's one of the best in the women's game.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1825 on: July 5, 2014, 11:18:41 pm »
Congrats to Kvitova.

So Djokovic v Federer. Can see Federer edging out Novak here.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1826 on: July 6, 2014, 09:19:59 am »
Kvitova gave Bouchard a real Tennis lesson today. Was a pretty poor final in terms of quality though.

From one side. Kvitova was unreal.

Would be absolutely made up if Federer wins today

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1827 on: July 6, 2014, 02:05:41 pm »
Come on Federer.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1828 on: July 6, 2014, 02:06:22 pm »
Your a curse to players ;D ;)

Hope someone wins today.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1829 on: July 6, 2014, 02:07:06 pm »
Hope someone wins today.

Oh great, it's gonna be a draw.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1830 on: July 6, 2014, 02:43:34 pm »
some lovely rallies

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1831 on: July 6, 2014, 03:00:10 pm »
only game ive managed to catch this year
not a bad one either
bollocks

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1832 on: July 6, 2014, 03:05:19 pm »
First set to Federer. No break points for either player in the first set.
Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down to the basement and say, "Hey Mr. Nugget - you the bomb. We sellin' chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I'm gonna write my clowney ass name on this fat-ass cheque for you."

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1833 on: July 6, 2014, 03:07:22 pm »
Like both these players but would love to see Federer get another Gram Slam just to reaffirm himself as the best of all time.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1834 on: July 6, 2014, 03:16:59 pm »
Like both these players but would love to see Federer get another Gram Slam just to reaffirm himself as the best of all time.

Think Federer will always be remembered as one of the greats even if he doesn't win here

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1835 on: July 6, 2014, 03:17:03 pm »
Djokovic breaks.
Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down to the basement and say, "Hey Mr. Nugget - you the bomb. We sellin' chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I'm gonna write my clowney ass name on this fat-ass cheque for you."

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1836 on: July 6, 2014, 03:36:23 pm »
Interesting high quality game but it's a bit mechanical to watch. Lack of any drama so far, which you get in spades with Murray.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1837 on: July 6, 2014, 03:47:16 pm »
Djokovic takes the second set.
Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down to the basement and say, "Hey Mr. Nugget - you the bomb. We sellin' chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I'm gonna write my clowney ass name on this fat-ass cheque for you."

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1838 on: July 6, 2014, 04:22:37 pm »
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #1839 on: July 6, 2014, 04:27:56 pm »
Great set this. Incredible serving from both players. Tie-break.