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Re: RAWK - the best of
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2012, 08:43:36 PM »
Oh you twat.

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Re: RAWK - the best of
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2012, 08:51:37 PM »
:lmao I never forget anything
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Re: RAWK - the best of
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2012, 11:20:51 PM »
I forgot I mentioned the ol' Danger Wank in the Compromising Positions thread. Good times.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2012, 10:20:58 PM »
This one is brilliant.....

Havn't laughed so much since Rooney had his 'rug' fitted!!! ;D ;D


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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2012, 10:41:57 PM »
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2012, 10:29:09 AM »
There was a thread about some poster visiting another poster during a weekend and breaking the toilet seat cover.

EDIT: Found it - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274793
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 10:50:18 AM by ChaChaMooMoo »

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2012, 07:16:04 PM »
You can't have a 'best of' thread without djphal and his emails thread.  Laugh every time I read that!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2012, 07:19:29 PM »
You can't have a 'best of' thread without djphal and his emails thread.  Laugh every time I read that!

This one......

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=145373.0

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2012, 09:35:41 AM »
From the Weird Dreams thread ...

by far the freakiest ive had was dreaming that i was at a mates wedding. I was the best man.No everything had gone really well.Then it came to the disco part of the night, and then a shit load of midgets got up on the floor and started dancing.Now everyone was like "cool hes hired midgets to dance thats boss etc etc" so i got up and challenged them all, in my pissed up state to a dance off.So i start giving it socks, and they follow suit.From what i rememeber i was pretty fuckin good at dancing, which is coool coz im not in real life. Anyways, the song finishes at which point people are gathered around in a big circle clapping and cheering. Then all these mdgets pick me up and carry me off the floor to rapturous applause! anyways everyone thinks this is all part of the show. I get taken into a hotel room, and no word of a lie bum raped by these midgets. It was fucking terrifying.still in the dream i woke up in a bed and legged it own to the wedding, and me mates starting cheeering saying that dance was fuckin great etc...Their faces soon dropped when i told em what had happened. Then i woke up sweating like a beast shit scared.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2012, 09:45:51 AM »
The infamous Funny Fotos Fred.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2012, 06:32:25 PM »
OldCold fights.

Especially Capon's remixes, with the 'turned out nice again' one being my favourite!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2012, 06:51:12 PM »
The guy who couldn't contain his excitement at getting picked up in a van to go to the match is a personal favorite. I think it was Reading away a few years back.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2012, 07:46:12 PM »
The guy who couldn't contain his excitement at getting picked up in a van to go to the match is a personal favorite. I think it was Reading away a few years back.

can't wait for this one me mates picking me up in a van


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« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 07:48:12 PM by AnfieldIron »

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #55 on: November 6, 2012, 11:49:26 PM »

 ;D

The very one!  :wellin Which thread was it in?
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I like the idea that there's one guy in that crowd going around looking for pills.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #56 on: November 7, 2012, 02:27:17 AM »
The very one!  :wellin Which thread was it in?

Er, click on the link and it takes you to the quote?

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #57 on: January 2, 2013, 12:21:44 PM »
Re-read most of the threads on here for the second time in my life as a RAWKite - you haven't lived until you read Evo and Mooro's tales of bodily functions.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #58 on: January 3, 2013, 09:10:58 PM »
The Pellegrini sacked joke still makes me giggle.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #59 on: January 3, 2013, 09:47:29 PM »
Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #60 on: January 3, 2013, 10:45:09 PM »
Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #61 on: January 3, 2013, 10:46:47 PM »
Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?

I think he fucked off after feeling disgusted at our childish behaviour!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #62 on: January 3, 2013, 10:50:38 PM »
Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.
I'm still proud of that one, I still giggle about it now, I was near dying when I was actually doing it.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #63 on: January 3, 2013, 10:56:55 PM »
Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?
Ah I need to have a read of that thread again.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #64 on: January 4, 2013, 01:16:24 PM »
Where's the thread about the guy whose daughter was in a music video? She was a dancer with some rapper actually singing. He made the mistake of posting the video on here cue some brilliant and predictable comments and outrageous photoshops if I remember correctly. Tried searching for it but I can't remember what it's actually called.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #65 on: January 4, 2013, 03:16:04 PM »
Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #66 on: January 4, 2013, 05:22:15 PM »
I'm still proud of that one, I still giggle about it now, I was near dying when I was actually doing it.

You got a link to it? :wave

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #67 on: January 4, 2013, 05:26:47 PM »
Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

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http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278170.0

Don't believe I missed that one! Just spent half an hour in stitches reading that, pure class.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #68 on: January 4, 2013, 05:35:56 PM »
Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.

That was brilliant , i wish i hadnt stumbled across it so soon, would have been gold :)
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Re: Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #69 on: January 4, 2013, 06:26:09 PM »
Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

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;D that thread was fucking funny as fuck, can't believe he put that on here

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #70 on: January 4, 2013, 06:42:59 PM »
You got a link to it? :wave

from this post on

Can someone please photoshop this pic of me so I look cool like spiderman, webs shooting out my hands that sort of thing.

No stupid shit please, dont make me look like a twat.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #71 on: January 4, 2013, 06:57:19 PM »
I had forgotten about the majestic quote 'who fucking asked your opinion gobshite'. Marvellous stuff!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #72 on: January 4, 2013, 07:35:45 PM »
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #73 on: February 3, 2013, 11:00:48 PM »
Anyone got a link to where the whole phenomenon with skinning people's ma's and wearing their skin started? :lmao

Found it about a year ago and thought it was boss haha.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #74 on: March 22, 2013, 07:36:19 PM »
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.
Just seen this. Beautiful  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2014, 08:09:31 PM »
Stickied this as per oddball's suggestion. Any additions worthy of going on the first post can be added...

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2014, 08:13:10 PM »
Stickied this as per oddball's suggestion. Any additions worthy of going on the first post can be added...
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2014, 08:43:59 PM »
A little piss take out of our blue friends in the Peoples Supermarket was RAWK at its funniest and creative best. If you look through its 9 pages skip the chat and look for the images posted - hilarious at the time.
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2014, 12:25:17 AM »
is the Moyes thread in here - that one gave us all so much joy for a full year :D
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2014, 12:38:37 AM »
Ever wondered how someone got the user CT Clapham Stalker?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262532.0

and

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262533.0

For good measure

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=259771.0


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