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RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« on: October 13, 2012, 09:09:04 AM »
Is there a thread that lists some of the funniest threads, should there be one?
I will update as people post links, I won't assess their worthiness.


Home Alone - Evo Stylee
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.0

Police message on my desktop computer
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=296861.0

The best compliment I've ever been paid.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=113667.0

Compromising Positions
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=282970.0

Mens creams and moisturizer
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=275511.0

Just been armed robbed
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=256666.0

Liverpool v Chelsea CL Semi Ticket news
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=216909.msg4183746#msg4183746

I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=213077.0

sorry about my previous posts
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=159420.msg2571428#msg2571428

Better half stuck in the Cat flap
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=176824.0

Just seen a Mouse in me flat
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=84956.msg1357469#msg1357469

Pelligrini sacked
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=258318.msg6945280#msg6945280

Dumbest things you've done while drunk thread
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=58041.msg3997094#msg3997094

Roommate watches porn on the living room computer... it's my Dad... What to do?
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=277890.0

Why don't they make Jerseys for Larger Sized Fans.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=273572.0

Farmer breaks penis
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87277.msg1392418#msg1392418

FAO Killer__Heels
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262532.0

Just been in a bar in Clapham
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262533.0

Female Vital Statistics - HELP
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=259771.0

Restaurants complaint help
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=245532.msg5957259

Corkboy Broke My Toilet
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274793.80#lastPost

E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo - Comedy!!!
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=145373.0

Daughter in Rap Video
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278170.0

The People's Supermarket
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=156260.0

David Moyes was the manager of Manchester United
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=304442.0

Anyone know where I might get hold of a wooden leg?
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=285814.msg9793954#msg9793954

Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=198423.34720

Marital Sex
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=281049.0

Embarrassing moments in public places
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=137610.msg2180989#msg2180989
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2012, 09:13:52 AM »
There's one for the funniest threads but cant remember what its called.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2012, 09:21:09 AM »
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=236032.0
I love that thread but they are the best posts, I was talking about the best 20 threads or something, eg the lad who swallowed a bottle top?

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 09:22:38 AM »
I love that thread but they are the best posts, I was talking about the best 20 threads or something, eg the lad who swallowed a bottle top?

no idea but there is a good thread about a boy who cried wolf somewhere in the main board
bollocks

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 01:06:00 PM »
Baldrick will take some beating. And the guy who got stuck in the catflap.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 01:08:27 PM »
Any thread with contributions from Grifter is usually pretty funny.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2012, 04:17:38 PM »
The house-sitting one is still probably my favourite.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2012, 04:21:37 PM »
The house-sitting one is still probably my favourite.
Do u have a link?

My favourite is either Effes animal porn one or the 'How often do you cream yourself?' thread.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2012, 04:41:53 PM »
Ok post a link to your favourite thread and I will amend the op

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2012, 04:45:47 PM »
Ok post a link to your favourite thread and I will amend the op
This is the one for me

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=298797.0

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2012, 05:40:11 PM »
Do u have a link?

My favourite is either Effes animal porn one or the 'How often do you cream yourself?' thread.

Took me some digging...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.0

it's the rebuttal that had me literally in tears laughing...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.msg1024307#msg1024307

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2012, 05:58:36 PM »
Cant forget "Police message on my computer" I'll try and get the link but thats quality
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2012, 06:03:04 PM »
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it's the rebuttal that had me literally in tears laughing...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.msg1024307#msg1024307


The Evo thread is hilarious, not just the rebuttal, but the whole back and forth. The rebuttal is killer.  :lmao
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2012, 06:05:21 PM »
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2012, 06:09:06 PM »
The Evo thread is hilarious, not just the rebuttal, but the whole back and forth. The rebuttal is killer.  :lmao

Just after reading this for the first time.  ;D

Gas bastards.....literally in this case.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=113667.0


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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2012, 06:25:30 PM »
Has to be the "Compromising Positions" thread for me.  ;D

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2012, 06:26:49 PM »
Effes animal porn thread was amazing

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2012, 08:46:09 PM »
The 'How often do you cream yourself' thread is my favourite. It's the fact that the OP kept insisting on the thread being serious ;D

Edit: Just superb http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=275511.0
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2012, 09:03:23 PM »
Baldrick, that was a cracker.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2012, 03:22:37 AM »
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2012, 03:31:45 AM »
The better half stuck in the cat-flap, the lad with the mouse problem and the bonjella, and the Help I just swallowed a ringpull are my favourites.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2012, 03:41:58 AM »
A fav of mine because of how fucking quick I got in with it

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=256666.0
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2012, 03:51:59 AM »
Skillz 17 was the man.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2012, 04:08:03 AM »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2012, 04:47:58 AM »
the boxing thread is outstanding

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2012, 01:50:41 PM »
Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2012, 02:03:57 PM »
Progression of the first 2 images in the Photoshop tennis thread is quality.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2012, 02:03:57 PM »
Out of the beef taco thread,probably the funniest reply iv ever seen on rawk,was crying for ages
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2012, 02:04:58 PM »
Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=258318.msg6945280#msg6945280

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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2012, 02:50:07 PM »
Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2012, 03:48:20 PM »
Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?


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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2012, 03:53:30 PM »
Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?
i thought that was a grammatical error then and was wondering, "how could someone have been found on some pubes" and then  i read it   :lmao wtf.
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2012, 05:06:42 PM »
The 'How often do you cream yourself' thread is my favourite. It's the fact that the OP kept insisting on the thread being serious ;D

Edit: Just superb http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=275511.0

that thread had me in stitches. as you mention he kept on trying to make it serious and nobody was having any of it, he eventually fucked off telling us all to grow up!! hilarious.

Also i remember thread about a lad walking in on his dad wanking? im off try and find it now!!
 
bollocks i cant cut and paste where i am at the moment, but the general gist is a lad kept on finding his flat mate cracking one off and it was his dad!!

also there is an absolute gem by an american fan trying to get the bigger size of shirt, again absolutely hilarious!

will try and link next week unless someone else can?
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Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2012, 06:47:07 PM »
that thread had me in stitches. as you mention he kept on trying to make it serious and nobody was having any of it, he eventually fucked off telling us all to grow up!! hilarious.

Also i remember thread about a lad walking in on his dad wanking? im off try and find it now!!
 
bollocks i cant cut and paste where i am at the moment, but the general gist is a lad kept on finding his flat mate cracking one off and it was his dad!!

also there is an absolute gem by an american fan trying to get the bigger size of shirt, again absolutely hilarious!

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Re: Re: rawk - the best of
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2012, 07:22:02 PM »
Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.
classic one liner that, pissed myself

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Re: RAWK - the best of
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2012, 07:25:18 PM »