Author Topic: Tips for Interviewees for LFC manager post. 1. How to win over LFC fans  (Read 10768 times)

Offline lesknow

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Be able to identify a certain type of clergyman at a certain altitude.
I think this was 2001, in the Texas state legislature, they were trying to outlaw sodomy, while at the SAME time, trying to repeal the law against bestiality.
So potentially, you couldn't make love in the privacy of your own home, but you'd be able to go down to the local pound & have a good ol LEGAL Texas style dawg fuckin!
DO NOT MESS WITH TEXAS

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-I want to get the club back to where it belongs.

-I want to win league titles and European Cups.

-One game at a time

-I will not be content with merely winning domestic cups.
Football without fans is nothing.

We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.

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1. Don't believe you can win over all LFC fans.



That's it.
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Do better than 8th in the league & 2 cup finals or the whole fanbase ownership will expect your contract to be terminated immediately

Fixed mate

Offline vicgill

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Hopefully the majority will give any new man a proper chance as long as he is clear in his vision for the club, and it involves success not survival.
The maniacs screaming murder and going berserk will soon tow the line if the new man's ideas are working.

That is supposing that they understand the new man's ideas
"Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and making yourself available to receive a pass, it is really that simple"

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Please don't refer to this club and the task at hand as a "project"
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Offline Rusty

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Don't rub your face vigorously every time we are losing.
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

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-Say your birthday is on 16th April
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that your name is Rafa Benitez

Offline redend

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Come into the first press conference with no trousers on, pissing everywhere and going 'it won't stop it won't stop'. When it does stop just stand there and cry.

That way, it can only get better moving forward and you won't stir up any false hope.

Now that would be a press conference !
What's this Sid James Stuff about ?

Offline RedRedTom

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Explain that sometimes it is difficult to see a priest on a mountain of sugar.
Luis Garcia... tries his luck........

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-I want to get the club back to where it belongs.

-I want to win league titles and European Cups.

-One game at a time

-I will not be content with merely winning domestic cups.

That sounds like a list of things to win over the owners. Pretty much everything I've heard over the past few days says that yes... LFC fans will be content merely winning domestic cups.

Great list though... personally that would be a fantastic mantra for any Liverpool manager.

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The first thing you say should be "I am the new manager. fackt."

If you're asked about the progress of Lucas, say "He is a kwality player, like I always knew he would be. Fackt. no?"

Destroy someone if they say man marking is better than zonal marking.

Turn us into a team that everyone fears (again)

Prove everyone wrong. Unfinished business and all that ;)

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Be Rafa.

Offline Dowling10

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Please don't refer to this club and the task at hand as a "project"


What's wrong with that?

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Wear a big fuck off cowboy hat and take a gun into the interview with you. Then casually drop into the conversation that you'll threaten to ride any disruptive influences out of town. Those yanks fucking love their guns.
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Be able to identify a certain type of clergyman at a certain altitude.

 :lmao

Good enough for me.
Liverpool don't turn up against shit teams so Wenger picks the shittest line up possible.
The man is a genius!

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1.  Admit to reading RAWK.
2.  Actually read RAWK.
3.  Do whatever the fans say, cause they know what's best.

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1. Win
2. Win
3. Praise the supporters whenever you have the chance
4. Win
5. Talk about how special the club is
6. Win

Offline JohnBarnesBigToe

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Talk of kwality
"At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques". Bill Shankly

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1. mention money ball and soccernomics (al555 had to rob that, quality)
2. Tell the fans 4th place means more than any silverware
3. make sure he gets rid of players that don't get off to flyers (carroll & lucas)
4. play Raheem sterling in every single wingle game.
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1. mention money ball and soccernomics (al555 had to rob that, quality)
2. Tell the fans 4th place means more than any silverware
3. make sure he gets rid of players that don't get off to flyers (carroll & lucas)
4. play Raheem sterling in every single wingle game.

Interesting. First 2 would patantly not win over the fans, 3 would split, and 4th would be a nailed on way to win over the fans. Covered all your bases :)

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Interesting. First 2 would patantly not win over the fans, 3 would split, and 4th would be a nailed on way to win over the fans. Covered all your bases :)

i should get the job
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Enter the room with Xabi Alonso in a Liverpool jersey, a biro and a contract. Good start.

That would be near perfect. 

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