Author Topic: Tips for Interviewees for LFC manager post. 1. How to win over LFC fans  (Read 10773 times)

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1.  Don't speak with an English accent.

2.  ?

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Hopefully the majority will give any new man a proper chance as long as he is clear in his vision for the club, and it involves success not survival.
The maniacs screaming murder and going berserk will soon tow the line if the new man's ideas are working.
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come
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In short, an impressive first press conference
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come
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2) Accept most of them are shite talking dickheads

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1.  Don't speak with an English accent.

2.  Accept most of them are shite talking dickheads

3.  An impressive first press conference
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4. say derogatory things about fergie and call everton a small club.

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Start a petition demanding the width of the bar and goalposts is decreased to 1mm.
JUSTICE FOR THE 96

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Say you know all about moneyball and you love brad Pitt.

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Only ever set your aspiration to win the league and always put on record every season that Liverpool exist to win titles. Going for anything less is not acceptable for LFC. Set the bar high.
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Say you know all about moneyball and you love brad Pitt.

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* Will have a very good scouting team and it will be international not UK only
* Will play attractive football
* Needs to be hungry
* Admit when he is wrong and learn on how to move on
* Nobody is bigger than the club so dont be scared to dropped players
* Fans are the boss

The past was amazing the future looks scary...

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Don't use the word formidable about every opponent

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Ensure you know the nickname for Everton... consult Dirk to get the right answer ;D
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1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

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1. Say we're the best club in the world.
2. Say our fans are the best in the world.
3. Say we're the most successful club in the country and it's a great honour.
4. Call Goodison a "wooden shithole".
5. Say Man U are on the slide and you want to knock the govan tramp off his perch.

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Tell them you can't wait to see Linda Pizutti in the flesh.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....

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Say you will rim Fergies whisky glass and shag giggys wife

Offline Bangin Them In

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No to all

Win, just win football games .

If Benitez/Martinez or whoever comes in and goes 10 games winning all, still in all cups, it doesn't matter a toss about formations/language/pressers he'll be a hero with priests carrying portraits and hailed as the new messiah.

Until the loss at Everton/Mancs when the told you so comes out of hiding and we sack someone else before Christmas in a show of unity

Rinse and repeat
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1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

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Do better than 8th in the league & 2 cup finals or the whole fanbase will expect your contract to be terminated immediately
Will you please kindly refrain from all this rational common sense bollocks.

Someone has said something on a social networking site, so it must be true.

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Tell them that you learned everything you know about football from the Twatterati.

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Do not show off your football naivety by saying you'd love the chance to work with Tixylix Berghaus.
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moral high ground as ever.

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Kiss the medias arses.

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Withdraw from all Cup competitions, cos we are now not interested in winning trophies...only fourth will do.

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Enter the room with Xabi Alonso in a Liverpool jersey, a biro and a contract. Good start.

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Come into the first press conference with no trousers on, pissing everywhere and going 'it won't stop it won't stop'. When it does stop just stand there and cry.

That way, it can only get better moving forward and you won't stir up any false hope.

I think point 3 covers this already.

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate, contrived and dishonest — but the myth — persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.

John F. Kennedy/Shanklyboy.

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Short answer: get a tape of what Hodgson said/did, and do the polar opposite.

Long answers:
1) It's your team, your club, your responsibility.  If you think the players are rubbish, get a different job.
Good start: "I've watched these players, and I'm excited to be working with them!"
Bad start: "The previous manager was a prat and the players are all a waste of space"

2) It's liverpool.  You are expected to win, even if you don't believe it yet.
Good comments:  "Man City are a proud team, with a good history.  But we're feeling confident".
Bad comments: "I hope we don't lose 6-1!"

3) We don't get on so well with ManU, so sucking up to their manager isn't a great idea.  Ditto Everton etc.  Have a drink with their managers?  sure.  But just don't give us the gory details...

4) Don't refer to interviewers by name on camera.  Looks like you're trying to suck up to them.

5) Don't insult the fans.  Those words will be recorded on the internet and come back to haunt you.

etc.

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Say "I took Charlton Athletic from the championship to European champions on Football Manager".
Where once we watched the King Kenny play, and could he play.


Only complete fucking cretins comment on news sites.  Fact.

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Oh and seriously treat the media like the skidmarks they are.
Where once we watched the King Kenny play, and could he play.


Only complete fucking cretins comment on news sites.  Fact.

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Win football matches?
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We will build and grow from within, buy prudently and cleverly and never again waste resources on inflated transfer fees and unrealistic wages. We have no fear of spending and competing with the very best but we will not overpay for players
Too late eh?

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1. Don't Lose
2. Don't Draw
3. Win

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Don't attempt to lower expectations to improve your own personal standing.

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Demonstrate how you intend to celebrate goals.
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1. Say we're the best club in the world.
2. Say our fans are the best in the world.
3. Say we're the most successful club in the country and it's a great honour.
4. Call Goodison a "wooden shithole".
5. Say Man U are on the slide and you want to knock the govan tramp off his perch.

This.
I'm so fucking angry I'm rubbing my face!!!

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Keep both hands well AWAY from your chin/face when you're feeling frustrated/anxious/perplexed.
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Erase the phrase:

" On reflection, I think a draw was a fair result for both sides..."

...from your vocabulary/mindset/psyche.
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1.  Don't speak with an English accent.

2.  ?



Martinez has Spanish accent.
Rodgers has an Irish accent.

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Don't say you have 35 years of experience.
You managed the champions of the Faroe Islands second division
Kept some some team in Albania mid table and your biggest achievement is not relegating Inter to the second division.

If things don't work out at Liverpool, your not arsed as you will be manager of England soon

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Tell them you can't wait to see Linda Pizutti in the flesh.

Why, is she any good?
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