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An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« on: May 13, 2012, 04:23:34 pm »
What was Barton thinking??  Never seen a red card which had all possible off the ball offenses that can be made on a football pitch..

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 04:33:14 pm »
It's a classic hat trick
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2012, 04:34:30 pm »
How many games will he be banned for? I'm predicting at least 10.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2012, 04:35:58 pm »
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2012, 04:38:18 pm »
Can anyone get a link of GIF up? Haven't got a stream to the game :(

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2012, 04:40:19 pm »
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2012, 04:43:38 pm »
Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton (Dec 2011)
Why do people always want to solve any conflict with a fight? As a pacifist, I find it incredible......... #mindboggles

Such a twat

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2012, 04:44:26 pm »
They've been better since he went off.
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2012, 04:44:50 pm »
May have actually helped them in an odd way
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2012, 04:46:10 pm »
Amazing, just amazing. Career suicide.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2012, 04:46:56 pm »
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2012, 04:48:05 pm »
If the PL had any sense the ban he should receive will be epic.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 04:49:37 pm »
Can't think of a bigger twat ever to grace a football pitch.
But everyone likes him because of his "philosophical" bollocks on twitter
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 04:53:12 pm »
He should surely be arrested for assault?

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 04:54:29 pm »
He should surely be arrested for assault?
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2012, 05:03:35 pm »
What was Barton thinking??  Never seen a red card which had all possible off the ball offenses that can be made on a football pitch..

he wanted city to win.
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2012, 05:03:54 pm »
If the PL had any sense the ban he should receive will be epic.

he should get a medal.
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2012, 05:09:26 pm »
He should surely be arrested for assault?
I'd agree with you if he did it in front of a policeman or something like that.   ;)

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2012, 05:10:59 pm »
he's a fucking loon

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2012, 05:11:35 pm »
Funny I thought. Incredible, what a nutter
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2012, 05:13:29 pm »
LEGEND !!! MADE SURE MAN UTD WONT WIN IT
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2012, 05:15:07 pm »
he wanted city to win.

That's what I'd like to think too :) - should still get a massive ban (3 attempts at getting a straight red card + not leaving the pitch as soon as - if the FA have any balls they'll ban him for at least 9 games)
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2012, 05:15:47 pm »
Up there with Zidane headbutt. Barton wont play premier league football again

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2012, 05:16:16 pm »
Classless c*nt.

Should get a long ban after that, fuckin thug.
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2012, 05:16:28 pm »
Up there with Zidane headbutt. Barton wont play premier league football again

City should get a statue for him
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2012, 05:17:22 pm »
Joey Barton, double agent.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2012, 05:19:00 pm »
City should get a statue for him
Yup..They would have nearly messed up with all the help they got...

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2012, 05:19:13 pm »
Joey Barton, double agent.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2012, 05:20:54 pm »
Tevez elbowed him and then Aguero checked his run so he put his knee up to stop.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2012, 05:29:16 pm »
I think revel targeted him knowing he's a nutter

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2012, 05:30:58 pm »
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2012, 05:32:25 pm »
He's not all there

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2012, 05:36:42 pm »
To be fair, the headbutt wasn't 100% him.

Although he is a dirty bastard  :wanker
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2012, 05:42:20 pm »
He's just a empty headed average footballer .
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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2012, 05:44:36 pm »
Could not believe it when i watched it happen. Pretty funny though.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2012, 05:45:00 pm »
Joey Barton is a massive hypocrite and a fucking idiot.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2012, 05:45:48 pm »
Psychotic. Look it up.

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Re: An Elbow, a kick and a headbutt
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2012, 05:46:55 pm »
It's a classic hat trick

 ;D

He's fucking braindead.