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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #960 on: September 20, 2019, 10:34:27 AM »
Bet-f*cking*365 and Ray-f*cking-Winston

F*ck off

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #961 on: September 24, 2019, 12:12:41 PM »
Deliveroo.
My mate asked me if i wanted a ticket "they are fake like" he says, stupid twat

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #962 on: September 24, 2019, 01:06:22 PM »
Selects Specs - not the ad itself, but that weird little baldy fella at the start banging on about his £6 glasses

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #963 on: September 29, 2019, 05:24:03 PM »
HMGov’s Get Ready For Brexit adverts  :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #964 on: September 29, 2019, 05:29:26 PM »
HMGov’s Get Ready For Brexit adverts  :no

Even they don't know what the fuck is going on, so how are we supposed to get ready for Brexit?.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #965 on: September 29, 2019, 06:15:49 PM »
Those Nationwide ads about saving money. Go fuck yourselves.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #966 on: September 29, 2019, 10:12:39 PM »
 :no
They even have that stupid Haribo advert here in Sardinia.

Even in Italian it's shite.  :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #967 on: September 29, 2019, 10:17:12 PM »
That one abar birds who cant stop pissing themselves when they laugh or fart. Bang out'a order that.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #968 on: September 29, 2019, 10:34:17 PM »
Bum...
Hips...
Heart...
But how do I keep my mouth healthy?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!  :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #969 on: October 1, 2019, 07:31:11 PM »
That have a cup of tea equity release advert.

That other one with Vorderman in it, vile plastic faced twat. She's a maths genius, how can she advertise a product that basically rips you off? Twat.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #970 on: October 1, 2019, 07:36:47 PM »
That have a cup of tea equity release advert.

That other one with Vorderman in it, vile plastic faced twat. She's a maths genius, how can she advertise a product that basically rips you off? Twat.

Remember what happened last time we discussed Vorderman Rob.  The thread got locked.

I agree and that's all I'm saying :)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #971 on: October 1, 2019, 07:41:35 PM »
Remember what happened last time we discussed Vorderman Rob.  The thread got locked.

I agree and that's all I'm saying :)

Shit yes.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #972 on: October 1, 2019, 07:44:13 PM »
Shit yes.



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #973 on: October 1, 2019, 07:52:39 PM »
"I think I've found the right snack"

To the tune of 'total eclipse of the heart"... think it's for a low calorie nut bar.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #974 on: October 1, 2019, 08:02:53 PM »
It was my fault but you were involved :lmao

I always stick my nose in where I shouldn't ;D

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #975 on: October 2, 2019, 07:52:36 PM »
Deliveroo. “No carbs before Marbs” and all the rest of that shit the woman says.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #976 on: October 2, 2019, 07:57:20 PM »
Deliveroo. “No carbs before Marbs” and all the rest of that shit the woman says.

You watching BT too then? Every bloody break.

"Deliveroo! Right, we've got more than 1 restaurant so the other bag is 20 minutes away.

Oh, they've forgot the sides.

Oh, it's stone cold."
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #977 on: October 3, 2019, 01:58:03 AM »
Macnasties adverts in particular the ones were they hold the burger staring at it, just eat the damm thing ffs, :no or better still throw it away & buy a decent burger. ;)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #978 on: October 3, 2019, 11:31:59 AM »
Just Eat "did somebody say just eat?" No, somebody said go and fuck off.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #979 on: October 3, 2019, 11:35:07 AM »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #980 on: October 3, 2019, 11:54:21 AM »
Vorderman talking to the two dozy retirees who are just about to be conned into handing over a huge percentage of their houses equity to a gang of shylocks, just so they can fuck off on a Saga cruise around the med or maybe go and annoy their son and his family in Australia.

She was on countdown with Giles Brandreth doing some simple sums so we can obviously hand over our house to some faceless men in suits in a rented Regus office somewhere we will never find let alone see.

The short arsed actor who plays the arl bloke who's being bribed to part with his house he worked all his life to pay for purely by the site of Carols' huge plastic fake tits is very familiar. Can't think what I've seen him in before, driving me nuts.

 

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #981 on: October 3, 2019, 01:28:22 PM »
Macnasties adverts in particular the ones were they hold the burger staring at it, just eat the damm thing ffs, :no or better still throw it away & buy a decent burger. ;)

Irritates me how the Snape lookalike looks older at the start than at the end.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #982 on: October 3, 2019, 01:46:15 PM »
Whilst we're on McNasty's the narrator of their adverts does my head in. Especially grating on the radio.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #983 on: October 3, 2019, 06:20:39 PM »
Whilst we're on McNasty's the narrator of their adverts does my head in. Especially grating on the radio.

Was just going to post this, annoying voice on him.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #984 on: October 4, 2019, 07:46:38 AM »
The NowTV one that's on all the football podcasts with I think Alan Smith

Fucking dreadful voice for a radio ad.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #985 on: October 4, 2019, 08:26:45 AM »
The NowTV one that's on all the football podcasts with I think Alan Smith

Fucking dreadful voice for a radio ad.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #986 on: October 4, 2019, 09:57:42 AM »
That one on BT Sport with Rio on the electric scooter thing and Linekar has a go.

Rio the cool kid and Gary the loveable self-depreciating buffoon

yeah whatever.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #987 on: October 4, 2019, 11:04:53 AM »
Just eat & any advert with actors made up to look like Papillion & his mrs getting life insurance & equity to pass on to the grandkids...... :no :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #988 on: October 12, 2019, 02:19:44 AM »
The Coors 'rap battles' in every C4 ad break. Awful people doing awful supposed comedy.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #989 on: November 3, 2019, 09:44:25 PM »
Delerverfuckingroo, on almost every ad break. :butt

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #990 on: November 3, 2019, 10:43:45 PM »
That one for the doorbell with a security camera in it.

Annoys the fucking tits off me.

"Erm can I help you?" in an annoyed tone to some skinny hipster burglar prick whos hanging round the front door in the dark.

"Its behind the chair over there Johnny" to a  lad who looks abar 35 years old but is still playing footy in the back garden, and clearly thinks its ok to trespass behind the back of your house just because he's so shite that he's webbed his Wembley trophy over the fence.

"Sorry [smug chuckle], but I'm on holiday" to some drippy fucker whos dropped round with a bottle of wine. "Oh, ok, have a great time!"


Correct interactions should be:

1. Hey you skanky fucking little tramp, get to fuck away from me house or I'll come down there and boot fuck out of ya.

2. Billy, fuck off now or I'll release the hounds. I warned you last time what would happen, so the balls getting knifed. Stop bothering me and go and get yourself a girlfriend like a normal adolescent you drippy little c*nt.

3. Hey soft shite, I told you I was away in Benidorm last week. Fuck off and leave me in peace. Leave the Shiraz behind the recycling bin before you go - some skinny little hipster c*nt's been loitering and I don't want him to rob it.




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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #991 on: November 4, 2019, 12:11:09 PM »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #992 on: November 4, 2019, 12:14:07 PM »

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #993 on: November 4, 2019, 11:58:20 PM »
I was in the cinema the other day for the new Terminator (I know, I know...) and half the audience actually laughed at the Specsavers ad where he mistakes the furry hat for a cat.

It was an amusing premise, perhaps, the first time it was on about 4 years ago, but surely everybody has seen it a million times by now?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #994 on: November 10, 2019, 09:18:28 PM »
Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.






I'll be buying Tyrrells.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #995 on: November 10, 2019, 09:48:04 PM »
Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.






I'll be buying Tyrrells.

She must be short of a few bob.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #996 on: November 10, 2019, 10:09:30 PM »
Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.






I'll be buying Tyrrells.

Blues Brothers - Everybody needs Somebody to love in that awful Amazon ad

Queen - Somebody to Love Visa christmas ad

FUCK OFF

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #997 on: November 11, 2019, 10:19:58 AM »
Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.

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« Reply #998 on: November 11, 2019, 10:44:02 AM »
Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.

Or a "Cilla" as it's commonly known.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #999 on: November 11, 2019, 10:46:53 AM »
Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.



Maybe, just maybe, off camera and at home, that's how he really sounds...

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