Author Topic: England v Netherlands (Read 82648 times)

kevlumley · « **Reply #920 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:43 pm »

Half time, time for tea and the presentation of Sir Scots bravery medal.

bogrollsbike · « **Reply #921 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:51 pm »

Quote from: Trada on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

A Nation holds its breath.....

Red Cez · « **Reply #922 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:54 pm »

Quote from: Trada on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

That has almost limitless photoshop potential

Juan Loco · « **Reply #923 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:57 pm »

Jesus fucking Christ. You're grown men dressed up as knights. You gang of mongo c*nts. I bet your parents are died inside when they saw that stupid advert.

Go lose your viriginity.

stevieG786 · « **Reply #924 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:58 pm »

Quote from: swoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:44:46 pm

Why? Leave him on.. more chance he'll get injured then

He's dogshit, i want him to play more for United. Valencia and Nani are much much better and dangerous then him so i hope he plays everyweek for United and Valencia gets dropped.

Thomas · « **Reply #925 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:59 pm »

The General consensus of opinion from our 3 wise men is that Engerland and doing rather well.

Fuck off Chiles you useless c*nt

Torpedo Tommy · « **Reply #926 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:07 pm »

Quote from: TheKid. on February 29, 2012, 08:35:17 pm

Anyone who supports England is a c*nt

That's the stuff!

Skeeve · « **Reply #927 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:18 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on February 29, 2012, 08:11:23 pm

Pearce has gone all post-war with his haircut too.

Hadn't that haircut gone out of fashion at the end of the war along with the toothbrush moustache?

phonic · « **Reply #928 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:20 pm »

Apparently brave Scotty Parker is nipping off to Iraq to sort some shit out at half time. He'll be back by the start of the second half though. So brave.

Garry_LFC · « **Reply #929 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:41 pm »

Brave.

David H · « **Reply #930 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:45 pm »

Quote from: Juan Loco on February 29, 2012, 08:46:57 pm

Jesus fucking Christ. You're grown men dressed up as knights. You gang of mongo c*nts. I bet your parents are died inside when they saw that stupid advert.

Go lose your viriginity.

Don't get me fuckin started on those adverts

Mouth · « **Reply #931 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »

Quote from: Trada on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

Looks like he has just been fisted.

swoopy · « **Reply #932 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:01 pm »

Quote from: Juan Loco on February 29, 2012, 08:46:57 pm

Jesus fucking Christ. You're grown men dressed up as knights. You gang of mongo c*nts. I bet your parents are died inside when they saw that stupid advert.

Go lose your viriginity.

HAHAHAHAH

Emlynevermore · « **Reply #933 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:09 pm »

Stuart Pearce is a cnut, if only for wearing a tan belt with that suit.

StokieSteve · « **Reply #934 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:14 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:43:47 pm

Been a couple of times, had pleasure of sitting in with some of your lot too. Like anywhere but does seem to have a fair few Ingerlund types. What's with the Swing Low Sweet Chariot about.

It's a piss take, rugby and all that, seeing as that's how we are perceived

Hij · « **Reply #935 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:17 pm »

Quote from: SwedenRed on February 29, 2012, 08:40:17 pm

On a serious note, think we are playing pretty well vs a World Class Holland side... Enjoying this.

Holland should be a couple up.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #936 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:25 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 29, 2012, 08:47:56 pm

Looks like he has just been fisted.

Or inviting some of the Ingurrrrland followers to oblige.

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #937 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:28 pm »

Quote from: Juan Loco on February 29, 2012, 08:46:57 pm

Jesus fucking Christ. You're grown men dressed up as knights. You gang of mongo c*nts. I bet your parents are died inside when they saw that stupid advert.

Go lose your viriginity.

"Your Azerbaijans, your Kazakhstans..."

I hate it when people do that. There is only one Azerbaijan and one Kazakhstan.

Cusamano · « **Reply #938 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:51 pm »

Parker is a true king among men.

Love him to bits.

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #939 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:05 pm »

Parker looks like he's giving birth.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #940 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:16 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 29, 2012, 08:47:56 pm

Looks like he has just been fisted.

Carra's there too?!

Hazell · « **Reply #941 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:27 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 29, 2012, 08:47:56 pm

Looks like he has just been fisted.

I thought I saw Carlos Tevez in the crowd.

my name canged back to tucker? · « **Reply #942 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:34 pm »

gerrard injured or not?

SwedenRed · « **Reply #943 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:37 pm »

Quote from: Hij on February 29, 2012, 08:48:17 pm

Holland should be a couple up.

We also had a couple of decent chances.

kevlumley · « **Reply #944 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:40 pm »

Quote from: phonic on February 29, 2012, 08:47:20 pm

Apparently brave Scotty Parker is nipping off to Iraq to sort some shit out at half time. He'll be back by the start of the second half though. So brave.

Just seen the Hercules C130 taking off into the Sunset over Wembley, off over the white cliffs of Dover

Hoorah Scotty, hoorah

Juan Loco · « **Reply #945 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:41 pm »

Quote from: David H on February 29, 2012, 08:47:45 pm

Don't get me fuckin started on those adverts

I would spit on them in the street. Seriously.

They should be treated like lepers in the middle ages.

I'd melt all the brass from that STUPID FUCKING BAND down, shape it into a skewer and impale all these fucking wankers on it. Then it'd toast them over Wemberleeey as it went up in flames.

Cruiser · « **Reply #946 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:48 pm »

Quote from: Trada on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

Bet SwedenRed would love to get behind that!

INABITSKI · « **Reply #947 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:49:58 pm »

Wish you lot would grow up and shut the fuck up about Parker now.

He is the England captain, a leader and deserves our respect. Enough.

Garry_LFC · « **Reply #948 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:50:05 pm »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 29, 2012, 08:48:28 pm

"Your Azerbaijans, your Kazakhstans..."

I hate it when people do that. There is only one Azerbaijan and one Kazakhstan.

Azerbaijaaaaaaans and your Kazakhstaaaaaaaaans.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #949 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:50:06 pm »

Quote

New captain Scott Parker has endeared himself to Wembley with a couple of brave blocks."

Mouth · « **Reply #950 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:50:23 pm »

Quote from: Juan Loco on February 29, 2012, 08:46:57 pm

Jesus fucking Christ. You're grown men dressed up as knights. You gang of mongo c*nts. I bet your parents are died inside when they saw that stupid advert.

Go lose your viriginity.

Yeah I am sure they went down well dressed as crusaders in those muslim countires .

INABITSKI · « **Reply #951 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:50:26 pm »

Quote from: Cruiser on February 29, 2012, 08:49:48 pm

Bet SwedenRed would love to get behind that!

Or infront.

David H · « **Reply #952 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:50:27 pm »

FUCK OFF YOU BELLENDS

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #953 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:30 pm »

Quote

Santosh Daocharan on Twitter: "Funny how king Kenny Dalglish is supposed to have invested in British talent, yet the only Liverpool player on the pitch now is Dirk Kuyt."

youll never walk alone it · « **Reply #954 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:32 pm »

england in major tournaments on foreign soil have won just FOUR games in the history of time! is that true???

Torpedo Tommy · « **Reply #955 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:38 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

You're joking. What tune?

Lent§ · « **Reply #956 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:45 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:49:58 pm

Wish you lot would grow up and shut the fuck up about Parker now.

He is the England captain, a leader and deserves our respect. Enough.

ya div

INABITSKI · « **Reply #957 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:49 pm »

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe

97% - Scott Parker completed 97% of his passes in the first half, a higher rate than any of his England team-mates. Example.

Woop woop

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #958 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:52 pm »

Funny how these are all being nice about England now.

gerrardlfc · « **Reply #959 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:57 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:49:58 pm

Wish you lot would grow up and shut the fuck up about Parker now.

He is the England captain, a leader and deserves our respect. Enough.

Spot on, Parker is a good player and going to play the whole 90, Gerrard was never going to play the full game today and they wouldn't want the armband being passed around again like it has been in the past,