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Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« on: October 27, 2011, 10:53:24 PM »
Brazil legend Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance

The former No.9 insists that enjoying sexual intercourse prior to games does not ruin a player's form, while also reminiscing about a previous escape from Brazil camp with Romario

Former Brazil striker Ronaldo has claimed that sex does no harm on a player's performance, while masturbation ruins fitness levels.

The recently-retired World Cup-winner spoke to Sport about his past experiences in football off the field, insisting that acts of sexual intercourse do not negatively impact on a player, but personal pleasure increases fatigue.

"Nobody can prove that sex affects performance on the field," said Ronaldo. "[However], masturbation is more tiring."

He then spoke about an incident during the 1997 Copa America, where he confessed to fleeing from Brazil's hotel base without permission with team-mate Romario, in a perfectly planned scheme.

"In 1997, during Copa America, Romario convinced me to escape with him from the hotel," admitted Ronaldo.

"I had to jump over a wall, have a ladder prepared and a taxi booked to take us away.

"It was all handled very intricately, but I cannot give any more details," joked the former Inter star.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/584/brazil/2011/10/27/2730424/brazil-legend-ronaldo-sex-before-matches-does-not-affect

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 11:10:37 PM »
LOL! So he fucked Romario before a game

And no to wanks? What the hell am I supposed to do with myself on a saturday morning now then?
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 11:25:57 PM »
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 11:29:01 PM »
Wankings more tiring? He must be one of those 'extreme' masturbators

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 11:34:17 PM »
Wankings more tiring? He must be one of those 'extreme' masturbators
i prefer the term elite masterbator if you dont mind  8)

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 11:45:15 PM »
The thought of Ronaldo and Romario sneaking off together muttering "tehehe" is amusing.
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 12:06:35 AM »
i prefer the term elite masterbator if you dont mind  8)
or wankebators

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 12:07:31 AM »
Bet he was at it all night before the 98 World Cup final the fucking slag.
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 12:53:07 AM »
Bet he was at it all night before the 98 World Cup final the fucking slag.
Won't put it behind him after seeing those comments.
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 02:32:51 PM »
I was gonna make a joke about how that headline was missing the word man but realized that the quotes are from the real Ronaldo not the plastic version.

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 02:46:16 PM »
I was gonna make a joke about how that headline was missing the word man but realized that the quotes are from the real Ronaldo not the plastic version.

Wasn't it the "real" Ronaldo who was caught with lady boys?
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 02:57:45 PM »
Your right but it was in Brazil that makes it OK in my book...

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 04:11:31 PM »
Ronaldo's views on sex before matches clearly isn't the main issue here. I want to hear more about his escapades with Romario!

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 05:21:23 PM »
I'd be dubious about Romario's boasts that he scored with twenty women that night, he probably counts feeling a woman's arse as full sex in his sexometer chart.

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 05:35:55 PM »
The same was said by another player recently, cant remember who though. May have been pepe

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2011, 05:49:09 PM »
The Thai national team never have sex before a game. They save themselves hoping for a happy ending at the end of it.

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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2011, 06:12:24 PM »
Wasn't it the "real" Ronaldo who was caught with lady boys?

When you're that good you're allowed to shag what you want
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Re: Ronaldo: Sex before matches does not affect performance
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2011, 06:44:48 PM »
Love him. Best player I've ever seen.
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