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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2000 on: October 15, 2011, 04:30:17 AM »


My wife laughed so hard her tits shook.


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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2001 on: October 15, 2011, 04:35:04 AM »
It is not even 10:00 pm here. I have to be up really early for the match.

Just past 9.30pm here and it's a 5.45am kick off for me.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2002 on: October 15, 2011, 04:41:28 AM »
Reina, Enrique, Skrtel, Carragher, Kelly; Downing Lucas Adam Gerrard Kuyt; Suarez.

Don't think Skrtel and Adam will play. Carroll will.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2003 on: October 15, 2011, 04:41:42 AM »
If my last game of FIFA is any indication, we will win 8-1 with Carroll scoring 5. Rooney will nick a jammy goal, but otherwise the defense will be impeccable.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2004 on: October 15, 2011, 04:50:21 AM »
If my last game of FIFA is any indication, we will win 8-1 with Carroll scoring 5. Rooney will nick a jammy goal, but otherwise the defense will be impeccable.

And Dortmund will beat barca 4-1 in the champs league final, you heard it here first...

Seriously though, I heard Charlie Adams corners are worth 10 mil alone, hope bacon face regrets saying that come full time.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2005 on: October 15, 2011, 04:51:20 AM »
If my last game of FIFA is any indication, we will win 8-1 with Carroll scoring 5. Rooney will nick a jammy goal, but otherwise the defense will be impeccable.

I like ur FIFA game :D

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2006 on: October 15, 2011, 05:01:42 AM »
Just past 9.30pm here and it's a 5.45am kick off for me.

Where are you?
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2007 on: October 15, 2011, 05:07:02 AM »
Where are you?

I'd say he was near a clock

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2008 on: October 15, 2011, 05:54:32 AM »
cmon reds! show em what you got!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2009 on: October 15, 2011, 06:02:37 AM »
Stupid quiz??? Its on TITS. Never stupid.

I wonder how long it would last. I like tits as much as the next man (so long as the next man isn't Graham Norton) but how many questions can there be about tits?

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2010 on: October 15, 2011, 06:07:31 AM »
This is how it's going down:
15' - Carra with a long ball, headed on by Carroll to Suarez who gets in behind their defense and scores.
30' - United get a penalty for Carra breathing too heavily on Rooney. Rooney's penalty saved by Reina.
42' - Downing whips in a cross into the box. Carroll rises over their defense, and heads the ball onto Gerrard's path, and Gerrard smashes it in.
60' - Suarez runs rings around their defenders and floats a ball into the far post, and Carroll scores with a calm finish.
75' - Rooney lets out his frustration by assaulting Lucas. A big melee ensues, and when the dust clears, Rooney is sent off.
88' - Just for old times' sake, Gerrard with a scorcher from outside the box. Golie has no chance.
90' - United get a consolation through Hernandez.

Final score: Liverpool 4 - 1 Mancs.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2011 on: October 15, 2011, 06:28:14 AM »
And Dortmund will beat barca 4-1 in the champs league final, you heard it here first...

Seriously though, I heard Charlie Adams corners are worth 10 mil alone, hope bacon face regrets saying that come full time.

I hope he's not playing, Stevie in instead.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2012 on: October 15, 2011, 06:33:18 AM »
N O W, I'm starting to get nervy. Come on you Redmen!!

Btw, predict 3-1, Gerrard to open his account with a cracker and a Suarez double
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2013 on: October 15, 2011, 06:42:41 AM »
Hurrah!

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Last night...

Result!


Looking forward to the game, but what a stupid bloody time for a kickoff.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2014 on: October 15, 2011, 06:44:03 AM »
Don't know to be honest but hearing it's Gerrard and Adam for us in the middle.

Kenny must have a bet on the Mancs then. With that midfield we'll be fucked.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2015 on: October 15, 2011, 06:52:24 AM »
Shitting myself.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2016 on: October 15, 2011, 07:29:07 AM »

Looking forward to the game, but what a stupid bloody time for a kickoff.


4.30am, tell me about it.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2017 on: October 15, 2011, 07:29:37 AM »
So ready for this.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2018 on: October 15, 2011, 07:38:40 AM »
just twat them. Team doesn't matter,formations?couldn't give a fuck. Its all upstairs and we'll always be superior so just twat them, left, right & centre.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2019 on: October 15, 2011, 07:38:42 AM »
the biggest match of the season  :scarf

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2020 on: October 15, 2011, 07:39:57 AM »
Why the fuck did I go out late last night? Our House @ Kingdom or not, I feel like fucking shite at the moment after 2 hours sleep.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2021 on: October 15, 2011, 07:43:47 AM »
4.30am, tell me about it.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2022 on: October 15, 2011, 07:46:18 AM »
Come on lads lets fuckin twat these. I dont wanna just win, I want us to humiliate them like we did in March. Come on lads we can do these. Do it for us, do it for Kenny, do it for the new owners who celebrate their 1 yr anniversary today, but most of all do it for LFC!!

Come on redmen!! I hate these manc twats i really do!

P.S....I know some manc lads at work who say they have mates who are going to the game without tickets....they do it every year and they 'jump in' through the turnstiles....they do it everywhere....stamford bridge,wembley,Emirates Anfield (for the past 4 seasons)....everywhere.....Need to stop the little shites.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2023 on: October 15, 2011, 07:58:31 AM »
Just got on the train at Euston, first ever Liverpool - man u game and starting to get nervous! Can't wait.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2024 on: October 15, 2011, 08:01:27 AM »
we'll see whos smiling later... ;)
mate, you haven't said a word of sense... don't know why he bothered with you... or why I am now...
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2025 on: October 15, 2011, 08:02:15 AM »
Ok, I'm nervous now. Please Lord, let us twat these today.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2026 on: October 15, 2011, 08:11:24 AM »
Come on lads lets fuckin twat these. I dont wanna just win, I want us to humiliate them like we did in March. Come on lads we can do these. Do it for us, do it for Kenny, do it for the new owners who celebrate their 1 yr anniversary today, but most of all do it for LFC!!

Come on redmen!! I hate these manc twats i really do!

P.S....I know some manc lads at work who say they have mates who are going to the game without tickets....they do it every year and they 'jump in' through the turnstiles....they do it everywhere....stamford bridge,wembley,Emirates Anfield (for the past 4 seasons)....everywhere.....Need to stop the little shites.

And this is like a revelation for Liverpool fans?? ;) ;)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2027 on: October 15, 2011, 08:15:20 AM »
So fucking excited. COME ON REDMEN!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2028 on: October 15, 2011, 08:15:56 AM »
Ok, I'm nervous now. Please Lord, let us twat these today.

Hazell - now yer know yer can't use language like that to the Lord ....and expect him to listen and grant yer prayer. :D :D

So then if yer do end up losing this lunchtime, it's going to be your fault (and Fat Scouser's off the auld arse board ) for upsetting the Big Feller upstairs.  :P :P ::)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2029 on: October 15, 2011, 08:17:19 AM »
about 4 and half hours to go for the kickoff. Can't wait. wifey made chicken tikka masala and some poppadams, so that will kill about an hour of time....planning on watching pulp fiction after the meal. So that would be another 2 hours. don't know what to do in the remaining hour and half. I am so fucking nervous! today can make or break the rest of my week.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2030 on: October 15, 2011, 08:19:28 AM »
mate, you haven't said a word of sense... don't know why he bothered with you... or why I am now...

I couldn't sleep and it was entertaining my bout of insomnia.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2031 on: October 15, 2011, 08:19:50 AM »
I hope he's not playing, Stevie in instead.
I cant see why both of them cant start.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2032 on: October 15, 2011, 08:21:03 AM »
about 4 and half hours to go for the kickoff. Can't wait. wifey made chicken tikka masala and some poppadams, so that will kill about an hour of time....planning on watching pulp fiction after the meal. So that would be another 2 hours. don't know what to do in the remaining hour and half. I am so fucking nervous! today can make or break the rest of my week.

Fingers crossed the players don't prepare in the same way. ;D

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2033 on: October 15, 2011, 08:21:06 AM »
I dreamt about this last night. I was watching the match on telly, only it turned into lesbian porn. Make of that what you will.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2034 on: October 15, 2011, 08:21:37 AM »
Hazell - now yer know yer can't use language like that to the Lord ....and expect him to listen and grant yer prayer. :D :D

So then if yer do end up losing this lunchtime, it's going to be your fault (and Fat Scouser's off the auld arse board ) for upsetting the Big Feller upstairs.  :P :P ::)

You're right. Dear Lord, please can you make it so that Liverpool FC beat Manchester United today. Any positive result is acceptable but the bigger the margin the better. And please forgive Jonno for his major sin (You know the one) ;)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2035 on: October 15, 2011, 08:24:00 AM »
I dreamt about this last night. I was watching the match on telly, only it turned into lesbian porn. Make of that what you will.

Werry interesting glasshopper..... ::) ::)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2036 on: October 15, 2011, 08:24:35 AM »
I dreamt about this last night. I was watching the match on telly, only it turned into lesbian porn. Make of that what you will.

The link is probably Hernandez.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2037 on: October 15, 2011, 08:26:59 AM »
You're right. Dear Lord, please can you make it so that Liverpool FC beat Manchester United today. Any positive result is acceptable but the bigger the margin the better. And please forgive Jonno for his major sin (You know the one) ;)

Now THAT'S more likely not to upset Him .... nicely done mate.



'Course you do know he's a United fan don't you?? ::) ::)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2038 on: October 15, 2011, 08:27:30 AM »
We will win, 30
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2039 on: October 15, 2011, 08:28:50 AM »
We will win, 30

Naw - not having that lad. If you score 27 I'll be surprised.....
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