Topic: General Everton Discussion Thread #theygothegame

[Snail]

I can't imagine how awful this season is for them. Poor lambs.

[EstonianRed]

I can't imagine how awful this season is for them. Poor lambs.

I think its gone pretty well for them to be honest. They really arent no better than a midtable team

[Davidbowie]

It's all down to jealousy and nothing more.

Imagine how it must feel to them having to witness the joy on the faces of 'the kopites' as the redshite beat Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Inter Milan, AC Milan.. and what of the peoples club? The peoples club just doesn't get to play in matches against such teams. The fans of these teams have never even heard of 'everton'!

Imagine knowing that while you're sat at home under the stairs, pretending its not happening, 'da redshite' sit on a bus parading the European Cup around the city. Imagine knowing that this has happened to the team you despise the most - not once, not twice, but - 5 FUCKING TIMES. And your club has NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER won it. It must turn their stomachs with bitterness.

They have to content themselves down the years with witnessing the talents of Big Dunc, Cadamateri, Jeffers, Yakubu, Vellios and Naismith whilst their hated rivals enjoy the likes of Fowler, Owen, Gerrard, Torres, Suarez and Sturridge.

They have their 'best' season in years.. and LFC only go and thrash them 4-0, sit 11 points ahead of them and challenge for the league title..

  Is it any wonder they're so bitter? 

Fuck them. Forever in our shadow and its never gonna change.

[666]

They have about 2% more average possession than us.

[Flyhalf]

they're like the little kid who you pat on the head because he can spell Czechoslovakia but you know full well he will never amount to much else in life

Brilliant! 

[EstonianRed]

It's all down to jealousy and nothing more.

Imagine how it must feel to them having to witness the joy on the faces of 'the kopites' as the redshite beat Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Inter Milan, AC Milan.. and what of the peoples club? The peoples club just doesn't get to play in matches against such teams. The fans of these teams have never even heard of 'everton'!

Imagine knowing that while you're sat at home under the stairs, pretending its not happening, 'da redshite' sit on a bus parading the European Cup around the city. Imagine knowing that this has happened to the team you despise the most - not once, not twice, but - 5 FUCKING TIMES. And your club has NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER won it. It must turn their stomachs with bitterness.

They have to content themselves down the years with witnessing the talents of Big Dunc, Cadamateri, Jeffers, Yakubu, Vellios and Naismith whilst their hated rivals enjoy the likes of Fowler, Owen, Gerrard, Torres, Suarez and Sturridge.

They have their 'best' season in years.. and LFC only go and thrash them 4-0, sit 11 points ahead of them and challenge for the league title..

  Is it any wonder they're so bitter? 

Fuck them. Forever in our shadow and its never gonna change.

Im gonna bookmark this! This is the most well put as anyone has ever put it !!!

Well done sir !

[666]

Has there not been an investigation to the coin throwers in the Derby?

[Mad Max]

Anyone remember being in the Nou Camp in 2007 after just beating Barcelona 2-1 and news filtered through that Everton had lost at home to Spurs with a last minute goal from Defoe and the blues had been booed off the pitch again?

[Kopenhagen]

Has there not been an investigation to the coin throwers in the Derby?

No but the FA are looking for the nasty fellows that threw coins at the face of English football.

[666]

No but the FA are looking for the nasty fellows that threw coins at the face of English football.

Well it's taking so long.

[RedDan87]

It's all down to jealousy and nothing more.

Imagine how it must feel to them having to witness the joy on the faces of 'the kopites' as the redshite beat Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Inter Milan, AC Milan.. and what of the peoples club? The peoples club just doesn't get to play in matches against such teams. The fans of these teams have never even heard of 'everton'!

Imagine knowing that while you're sat at home under the stairs, pretending its not happening, 'da redshite' sit on a bus parading the European Cup around the city. Imagine knowing that this has happened to the team you despise the most - not once, not twice, but - 5 FUCKING TIMES. And your club has NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER won it. It must turn their stomachs with bitterness.

They have to content themselves down the years with witnessing the talents of Big Dunc, Cadamateri, Jeffers, Yakubu, Vellios and Naismith whilst their hated rivals enjoy the likes of Fowler, Owen, Gerrard, Torres, Suarez and Sturridge.

They have their 'best' season in years.. and LFC only go and thrash them 4-0, sit 11 points ahead of them and challenge for the league title..

  Is it any wonder they're so bitter? 

Fuck them. Forever in our shadow and its never gonna change.

I love this. best way it's ever been put. well done sir.

[Big Red Richie]

Anyone remember being in the Nou Camp in 2007 after just beating Barcelona 2-1 and news filtered through that Everton had lost at home to Spurs with a last minute goal from Defoe and the blues had been booed off the pitch again?

I remember being in the Nou Camp, but as for the second part of your post, no.

I don't remember anything they do. I'm too busy supporting my own team, to give a shit.

[Big Red Richie]

Has there not been an investigation to the coin throwers in the Derby?

Apparently it's being dealt with . . . . .


 . . . . .  by the same investigation team following up the bottle throwing incidents in 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010......................  you get the idea. 

[viteslesrouges]

It's all down to jealousy and nothing more.

Imagine how it must feel to them having to witness the joy on the faces of 'the kopites' as the redshite beat Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Inter Milan, AC Milan.. and what of the peoples club? The peoples club just doesn't get to play in matches against such teams. The fans of these teams have never even heard of 'everton'!

Imagine knowing that while you're sat at home under the stairs, pretending its not happening, 'da redshite' sit on a bus parading the European Cup around the city. Imagine knowing that this has happened to the team you despise the most - not once, not twice, but - 5 FUCKING TIMES. And your club has NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER won it. It must turn their stomachs with bitterness.

They have to content themselves down the years with witnessing the talents of Big Dunc, Cadamateri, Jeffers, Yakubu, Vellios and Naismith whilst their hated rivals enjoy the likes of Fowler, Owen, Gerrard, Torres, Suarez and Sturridge.

They have their 'best' season in years.. and LFC only go and thrash them 4-0, sit 11 points ahead of them and challenge for the league title..

  Is it any wonder they're so bitter? 

Fuck them. Forever in our shadow and its never gonna change.

"Ma, make the bad man stop"

[Davidbowie]

Just been talking to a mate who's a bitter and he came out with this pearler -

''If you can beat arsenal then we can, just because you beat us while we played a player with a broken toe, a young cb at rb, injured striker, Naismith, Alcaraz means fuck all to me that. The 3-3 one was the real us..''


Words fail me. 

[RedDan87]

Just been talking to a mate who's a bitter and he came out with this pearler -

''If you can beat arsenal then we can, just because you beat us while we played a player with a broken toe, a young cb at rb, injured striker, Naismith, Alcaraz means fuck all to me that. The 3-3 one was the real us..''


Words fail me. 

you expected anything less?

[Red_Mist]

Anyone remember being in the Nou Camp in 2007 after just beating Barcelona 2-1 and news filtered through that Everton had lost at home to Spurs with a last minute goal from Defoe and the blues had been booed off the pitch again?

Don't remember hearing about that....too busy singing Mo Mo Mo He's Magic, y'know.....

but do remember the banners, "Reds go the Nou Camp, Blues go Butlins holiday camp"

or was it Pontins?

Only bettered by the more succinct, "Reds go Catalan, Blues go Matalan"

[Em5y]

The last Everton captain to lift a trophy is 52 years old.

[Mad Max]

I remember being in the Nou Camp, but as for the second part of your post, no.

I don't remember anything they do. I'm too busy supporting my own team, to give a shit.

It was a laugh at the time after the final whistle.

[Mad Max]

Don't remember hearing about that....too busy singing Mo Mo Mo He's Magic, y'know.....

but do remember the banners, "Reds go the Nou Camp, Blues go Butlins holiday camp"

or was it Pontins?

Only bettered by the more succinct, "Reds go Catalan, Blues go Matalan"

It was when we where kept in the ground after the final whistle.

[Ray K]

The last Everton captain to lift a trophy is 52 years old.

And is still younger than Yakubu was when he played for them.

[Em5y]

And is still younger than Yakubu was when he played for them.

Hard to believe they paid £11,000,000 for Yakubu in 2007 while we paid roughly the same for Sturridge.

[Mad Max]

Hard to believe they paid £11,000,000 for Yakubu in 2007 while we paid roughly the same for Sturridge.

Feed the Yak and he will score!

[Six Beardy]

They are probably just jealous that 70 goals is probably more than they have ever scored in a full premier league season let alone after only 27 games.

They did manage 64 goals in a season but that was almost 20 years ago.

Scoring loads of goals - that's kopite behaviour. 

[Mouth]

The sad dickheads

[Shichiroji]

I used to know an exchange student who is/was a staunch Everton fan.

When Thomas Gravesen went to Madrid, he was so delighted because according to him, unlike Owen, Gravesen wasn't a typical Galatico, how Everton are better at spotting potential players and how Owen was over-hyped by the media.

He kept saying "1-1" or just lifting both index fingers whenever he sees me.

When i reminded him Mcmanaman, he never spoke to me during the duration of his stay.

Not a smile nor a greeting.

I still kinda feel bad having ruined his time in our university.

I should have kept my cool. 

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Anyone remember being in the Nou Camp in 2007 after just beating Barcelona 2-1 and news filtered through that Everton had lost at home to Spurs with a last minute goal from Defoe and the blues had been booed off the pitch again?

When we went 1 - 0 down in that game the goal was flashed up on the Goodison scoreboard. Funnily enough our goals after that weren't mentioned

[Lush is the best medicine...]

I'm that bitter that I'd get quite a bit of satisfaction from United winning the UCL and them coming 4th.

I'd happily trade a euro place for us for this to happen. I'd trade three years potential euro places in fact just for this to happen.

The fall out would be beautiful. A whole summer of conspiracy theories and blaming UEFA. And Suarez shirt burning when he does one.

#deffonotbitter

[redrockydennis]

I'm fairly sure when they wanted Kenwright out, they showed his grid on the big screen but announced that Liverpool were getting beat so it looked as tho they were cheering for Kenwright. Those crazy kids!

[DutchRed]

Since they seem to dislike "overly verbose" posts let's keep it simple for them...

Liverpool vs Everton, respectively:

League Titles: 18-9

FA Cup: 7-5

League Cup: 8-0

European Cup: 5-0

UEFA Cup: 3-0

European Super Cup: 3-0

Cup Winners Cup: 0-1

Charity Shield: 12.5-8.5

Head to Head Record: 89-67-66

EVERTON CUPS 0-1


Nothing else needs to be said.

Did slightly edit your post because you're being a bit harsh on them by forgetting their success in the most important competition of the lot.

[Ken-Obi]

I'd to see Liverpool Uruguay join the annual Everton Cup.

[Mad Max]

When we went 1 - 0 down in that game the goal was flashed up on the Goodison scoreboard. Funnily enough our goals after that weren't mentioned

That's why we laughed after the match.

[gerrardsarmy]

I bet they really hate the fact we're so hated, because aside from us no-one gives a fuck about them. They're as relevant as Middlesbrough.

You sir, have two magnificent signatures.

[Dingle Red]

Lived in this city all my life and not once have I been called or ever heard a bluenose calling a red anything like a "slab thrower" or "wall pusher" or "robbing your own" in the street or Boozer, give the fucking brain dead, clueless c*nts a keyboard though...

Fucking no mark, small time, shithouses.

[stevo7]

Lived in this city all my life and not once have I been called or ever heard a bluenose calling a red anything like a "slab thrower" or "wall pusher" or "robbing your own" in the street or Boozer, give the fucking brain dead, clueless c*nts a keyboard though...

Fucking no mark, small time, shithouses.

Agree probably a Manc masquerading as a blue, or blue fan from St.Helens Or Runcorn.
The fact that the said comment isn't jumped on by all other members says alot about the forum & it's members.
Any right minded scouse blues fan wouldnt have anything to do with that shit.

[Wiss_LFC]

I've only just realised that they're 11 points behind us now!, I thought Everton were aiming for the title/top 4 not 7th.....

 

[Mad Max]

I've only just realised that they're 11 points behind us now!, I thought Everton were aiming for the title/top 4 not 7th.....

 

The brought a DVD out not long ago called The Magnificent 7th!

[WhoHe]

The brought a DVD out not long ago called The Magnificent 7th!

I thought you were joking but it is actually true http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/the-magnificent-7th.html
The very essence of small time, sad bastards.

[Solomon Grundy]

I thought you were joking but it is actually true http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/the-magnificent-7th.html
The very essence of small time, sad bastards.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EmotionalCitrus]

I thought you were joking but it is actually true http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/the-magnificent-7th.html
The very essence of small time, sad bastards.

Fucking hell